Findings:

• This exact place where we laughed so much and the way you said my name will echo always in my brain
• Adventures in sharing a name with a famous person
• So someone tells you they've been raped
• thinking about the brain surgery of your psychoanalyst, whose name is john, will make you crazy in a new way
• I like that heavy name. I will carry it.
• I am someone and I wish so much I could help you
• randir
• Our warning signs will protect us
• Human beings will believe anything
• The people we have met in the last 5 years, & will we remember them in 10 more
• I was raised on red pepper and blood. I am so hot if you strike me I will light like a match.
• Somehow, somewhere, someone I went to school with will end up in porn
• I didn’t know why it took girls so long to do their makeup until someone showed me how to dismantle the patriarchy with an allen wrench and a roast chicken ballotine.
• She had never kissed someone so old.
• Our children will laugh at the names of our over-the-counter medicines
• Your name is a synonym with betrayal, and I will curse it till the day I die
• Why I will have my children believe in Santa Claus
• Dust mop so magic she can not believe how fun it is to clean up after people
• i'm afraid i will have to request that no one have the name "john" ever again. Existing "johns" will need to change their names.
• Hello, I take Zoloft. I am so gloriously mentally ill! You will love me, yes?
• Just as it could not imprison itself with laws, impoverish itself with money or misguide itself with leaders, so it would not misrepresent itself with signs.
• if you walk across the street in this town with someone, make sure the guy's name isn't Jay Walker
• I don't remember what her name was so let's call her Doris
• I am so sorry and you will never know
• Loving someone, knowing down to the day when you will leave them.
• I have to believe that the truth will eventually pay off
• Afraid that someone will notice you're a fake
• So the sheep will push back
• my name on someone else's body
• the hope of a skinny kid with a funny name who believes that America has a place for him, too
• everyone I've loved knows your name
• If I tell you, ye will not believe: And if I also ask you, ye will not answer me, nor let me go.
• I've been looking so long at these pictures of you that I almost believe that they are real
• Do not take advice from someone named after a reentry vehicle
• This is the city. Los Angeles, California. Sometimes someone gets the urge to pet a small furry animal. That's my job. My name's Friday. I carry a badger.
• They will not be named!
• the way will find you. it finds everyone, somehow.
• you called my name in the dark, so here I am
• Name sign
• Signs that you or someone you know may have a problem with drugs or alcohol
• feline allergies
• So funny you will piss yourself laughing
• Alright, so where's the sign pasted on?
• My Name is Will
• your fake name is not for everyone but good enough for me
• Will the Atomic Bomb Ever Be Perfected, and If So, What Becomes of Robert Heinlein?
• It's illegal to bet money on sporting events, so we will gamble with the lives of innocent children
• i assume it is considered odd to be so fond of someone based on text alone
• It wasn't so much a trip down memory lane as it was me carjacking someone's memorymobile and speeding off down the freeway, but I digress.
• Everything Quest: You kids stop your fighting or I will turn this car around so help me God
• Among strangers who will say so many things to fill our ears
• So you're looking after someone who's coming to the end
• will my heart be there, where I left it so long ago?
• When will you humans learn that your "feelings" (as you so call them) can stand in the way of big cash payoffs?
• hiding your sins in the nodegel, secretly hoping that someone will find them.
• Someday, someone will be here unearthing my bones
• So, you're looking after someone who's coming to the end
• so that all her children will be adventurers in light
• I will love them all when everyone else is long gone
• Do you believe, dear reader, that there exists a slender gossamer thread binding you and and I together in our shared humanity? Say 'yes', and we will face the onslaught of the unreal together.
• You are looking for someone who does not want to be found. Even if you find them it will not be a success.
• In the next six months, someone involved with Donald Trump will be involved in a legal proceeding
• When did everyone get so attractive?
• In the future everyone will be world-famous for fifteen minutes
• I believe in nothing
• I Can't Believe It's Not Butter!
• I don't believe in people
• I can't believe it's not human flesh
• I Can't Believe It's Not Semen!
• Do You Believe
• Silly things we believe when we're kids
• Ripley's Believe it or Not!
• Don't believe us - we're all cultural prostitutes
• believe it or not
• Let me fall until I believe, you're more than the leaves
• We believe in free speech -- and free beatings
• Why do we believe science is causal?
• I've seen things you people wouldn't believe
• I Believe in Everything
• He who has enough to eat does the hungry not believe
• I don't believe in anything
• I can't be a scientist because I don't believe in God.
• Ten reasons why creation scientists don't believe in evolution
• Ten reasons to believe in God
• I believe in God
• Believe in the possibility
• I know that all the cannabis activists would like you to believe differently but
• I don't believe in falling in love
• God has power, whether or not one believes in Her/Him
• Never believe your users
• What pornos would have us believe
• A Tall Tale You Won't Believe
• Why do people believe in God?
• Reasons to Believe
• I don't lose the irony that I believe my reflection to be a stranger
• Some things exist whether you believe in them or not
• She didn't believe in transcendence
• Rhesus Monkeys and Dormant Underwater Volcanos: the "I can't believe there's nobody here from Madagascar" E2 Madagascar get-together
• I Believe Switch
• The monster stares back at me. I'm still young enough to believe that, with the right shoes, I can outrun it.
• Leo believes in fate
• I Used to Believe
• I believe in a soluble fish
• Don't Believe the truth
• Reason to believe
• I'm sorry, I don't believe we've been properly estranged.
• Don't believe the florist when he tells you that the roses are free.
• I choose to believe what I was programmed to believe!
• a lie I needed to believe
• At night, she still believes in him
• Why People Believe Weird Things
• The difference between feel, think, and believe
• Preaching Christianity to hitch hikers when you don't believe in God on the day of the Devil
• I told her I could read her mind, but she didn't believe me. I could tell.
• I say yes, because I believe in sailboats
• Lord, I believe; help thou my unbelief
• I do believe in assigning value to things.
• Naked Dude at the Door in a Snowstorm
• I don't believe in magic; I believe in atoms
• Little Kids Are Stupid & Believe Really Obvious Lies
• I don't go out of my way to believe in anything
• she wants to believe
• The X-Files: I Want to Believe
• Change I can believe in
• I believe you have my stapler
• It is at that moment, I believe, that Sylvester finds his true voice
• This is what Scientologists actually believe
• He believes he has written a poem, yes.
• Let's be foolish and believe in ridiculous things
• Once you don't believe in the afterlife, it's not worth dying anymore
• Believe (user)
• I believe in people
• a make believe philosophy
• BeLIEves (user)
• believe nothing (user)
• I believe in the infinite
• I believe my father
• If you believe the world is 6000 years old, you aren't smart enough to hold public office
• I used to think of sobriety as a purgatory, and that to be under the influence of drugs was relief from it. Now that I'm older I believe the opposite to be true.
• it is a mistake to believe magic unreal. it is a mistake to believe magic exists.
• do not believe that any idea is the end. there is no end to ideas.
• I'm a bad bitch and you better believe it
• Deadline: I Can't Believe It's Not Espionage!
• the moment you believe ideas exist, you are lost
• Dragon New Warm Mountain I Believe In You
• And I believe we belong somewhere in between right and wrong
• What a Fool Believes
• Take off your band-aid, 'cause I don't believe in touchdowns
• do you believe in the universe?
• Now everyone thinks that you're crazy
• Everyone is an atheist
• everyone else is asleep
• everyone (user)
• Tell everyone
• Traffic lights that don't stay green long enough for everyone waiting to get through
• It's not paranoia if everyone's out to get you
• The world breaks everyone
• Holidays for Everyone
• Everyone likes the Pope
• Fun for Everyone
• A Letter To Everyone
• Be different, just like everyone else
• Everyone is different
• Everyone else (user)
• Everyone has a dead bird story
• everyone is a doorway
• If everyone had a flower instead of a gun, there would be no more war
• Everyone should experience being a minority occasionally

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