I Believe in Everything

cooled by dannye

by factgirl

Tue Sep 05 2000 at 21:58:04

I believe in nothing
I believe I must
I believe people who want to believe
I believe I missed it!
I believe God is make believe
I believe in people
I believe in people as "types"
I believe in right and wrong
I can believe I ate the whole thing
I believe in monkeys
I believe in make-believe
I believe it's not Butter
I believe it's not Buddha
I believe it's not human flesh
I Believe It's Not Soylent Green
I Believe It's Not Spam
I Believe It's Not Semen
I Believe It's Not Jesus
I believe it's not Whoop-Ass
I Believe I Did All of Those Parodies
I Believe It's Not A Meta-node!
I Believe
I believe you don't have to believe in Jesus or God to get into Heaven
I believe I don't care whether you believe in God
I belive you asked me a stupid question
I believe human beings will believe anything
I believe I gotta worry about this kind of shit
I believed silly things when I was a kid
i still believe
Dman said it, I believe it, and that settles it
I believe Dman sometimes brings this on himself
I believe that wharfinger is right, all non-smokers are the spawn of satan
I believe in Ripley
I believe People only believe what they want to believe
I believe you are all cultural prostitutes
I believe it or not
I Came to believe that a Power greater than ourselves could restore us to sanity
I believe in an interventionist God
I Believe in Love
I believe in free speech--and free beatings
I Believe What Buddhists Believe
I Don't Believe the Hype
I Believe the Children Are the Future
I believe I don't fully understand this node, but I still think it's amazing
I believe What Catholics Believe
I believe you should be treated like sacrosanct royalty
I believe I am part of the problem
I Believe My Own Eyes
I believe computer advertisements
I believe in me
I believe science is causal
I've believe things you people wouldn't see
I believe someone's getting XP on top of the sheer enjoyment of voting this down
I can't believe this writeup got cooled

I believe in nothing	Everything is sacred	Don't believe us - we're all cultural prostitutes	I've seen things you people wouldn't believe
We believe in free speech -- and free beatings	Ripley's Believe it or Not!	I Can't Believe It's Not Semen!	What Buddhists Believe
I can't believe it's not human flesh	Human beings will believe anything	I don't believe in right and wrong	I don't believe in people
This is as real as magic gets	Why do we believe science is causal?	Can't speed up, can't slow down - all we can do is follow these damn dogs	I've given up believing in anything but coffee and fishnet stockings
The problem with having parents who don't fully understand computers	Silly things we believe when we're kids	I Believe	I can't find a bra that fits right
2wicky	Welcome to the Fulfillment Center	All right, I'm God now. How do I get out of this mess?

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