Findings:
- She dumped me when she found out I'd been faking my Scottish accent
- When she was new, she rolled around the sky like a black umbrella blown by the wind
- I was throwing around useless proverbs when all she needed was to be held and told that she was beautiful
- She was never mine. I always shared her.
- She was an intellectual prostitute, seducing me with profound truisms
- someday, when she will think back upon the time when she was as yet undishonored
- And when she came back she was nobody's wife
- you never once told her how beautiful she was nor how much you truly loved her
- I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
- She only wants me for sex
- When she was bad
- She is stupidly keeping herself a secret, when I know she has sparkly things to show me
- She was watching me and I didn’t know it.
- I said I was sorry. Then she looked at me.
- She was thinking of a boy in California who had a couch and a job
- She had become a mutton for punishment and he was a wolf
- She was the prettiest, loveliest cat at the ball and she had upon her fine gilded whiskers.
- Is it fair for him to love me when she craves his touch?
- She bought a new smile every week when we first started seeing each other. Then I had to buy them.
- She had never kissed someone so old.
- She hit me like thunder, and I had to lie down until I could breathe again
- She was feminine in the most displaced sense I had ever seen, a known quality refracted through stained glass windows.
- When that cow would walk it was like she was dancing
- Jessica, too tall but still lovely, was not sure she would or should drop the whale
- She pulled the "I love you" on me
- She found me on public transportation
- Venus, when she is the evening star
- The portion of her face she allows me to see
- She taught me some moves, including stealthy exits.
- She doesn't need me anymore
- She only wants me for tech support
- if you fear spells, look away when she decides to share her hair with the wind.
- She handed me my first sharpened pencil.
- I would have attempted to draw her if she had stayed that way.
- She asked me to read her a poem
- She tells me she drives a truck.
- He touched her once and she turned into a golden creature. He never touched her again.
- She was very beautiful. Y'know?
- Her grief is still too young to behave itself, so she never lets it out
- She saved me from Hylas' fate
- The stars were bright that night she left me forever
- She who makes the Moon the Moon and, whenever she is full, sets the dogs to howling all night long, and me with them.
- I put my head down and hoped to God she wasn't looking at me
- it was just as if she held her breath for 82 years
- She was so quiet that nobody heard her
- when she saw the funny side, we introduced my child bride to whisky and gin
- She kills me
- the cutest baker in the room was making sadfaces at me when i walked out
- She cleaned up for me at least.
- she looked at me then whispered, we are all made of stardust
- She asked me to stop dreaming of death
- She had incongruity for breakfast because she felt like it
- She told me she wouldn't
- Because I still love her, because I know she still loves me.
- "He was a terrible man," she sobbed, between bites of alimony
- I never told you she stole my heart
- She could hit four octaves above high-C, but she never performed in public
- I don't like her because she won't like me
- For a lawyer she was surprisingly like a child. Sometimes.
- She was buttery. She was asking for it. She was delicious. Let's all give in.
- She said she loved me
- I was wrong as a child, to think old people were stupid for asking me where the day had gone. Now I understand... we older people do not live.
- Her innocence fell. She kicked at it some, frowned, and left it there because it was beautiful.
- She was so pleased to learn that she was right
- She was inside the music, with her eyes closed
- She loves me, she loves me not
- She always was all tea and oranges that came all the way from China
- She was cilantro, jalapeño, habanero. She was the hot plate you must not touch.
- She may be pretty and have more money than me but she doesn't write songs about you.
- Existentialism is that girlfriend who cheated on you. Postmodernism is who she was with.
- There is nothing growing here, in the space between she and me
- He comforted me when he thought I needed it, but never when I really did
- I was not made for love songs, and love songs will never be made for me.
- she, he, and me
- Two condoms, she makes me wear
- She might not need me. But then again she might.
- man when you are telling me how it was
- My Mother She Killed Me, My Father He Ate Me
- All the things she had at one point wanted to be
- She loved me for my brains not my body. It's what zombies do.
- A girl I know had her jaw wired shut, and she vomited.
- So she could feel as if she had danced
- bringing me back to when less was worth more
- i gave her my heart. she gave me a pen.
- She disappeared as if he had only dreamed her
- She is still undoing me.
- She misses me
- Sex and death have both spat me out like spoiled milk for the same reason. I was not afraid.
- this hunger in me, it never ends. I feed it every night when I dream
- She was locked in time
- I remember when it was me who made her toilet flush
- She writes notes to me, to keep me in check
- When someone was willing to drown with me, I really didn't want to drown anymore
- To a girl who thought she was moving away
- She Loves Me
- She told me I'd make a good Satan
- She told me to say that
- He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
- That one makes me scream, she said
- She asked me to copy my poem into her notebook
- My mother loves me. She uses the good sandwich bags.
- She looks at me and she laughs
- She told me I looked like a Henry, and this is how she would know me
- She wakes me up by tickling my feet
- I would have tried, but Charlotte kept Charlotte in the world of Charlotte and she barely heard me
- The House on the Island Where She Was Born
- When I was little my mother told me not to sit close to the T.V., so when I was six I did.
- She was the seed of a strange tomorrow
- She always was devious in her beauty
- She is what happens when silence makes love with night.
- The emotion on her face was always the one that she was feeling in her heart
- His face when she fell
- Her self image was not the force field she imagined it to be
- She probably thought your first language was English; your real first language was Joyce
- I remember when it was me who made you want to take over the world and enslave humanity
- A dose of mystery slipped into her cocktail while she was in the ladies' room
- She was most amazed by the obvious, like January and the fact that I could not possibly keep her.
- You should have killed me when you had the chance
- she spent the night gingerly peeling me off the moon.
- She was pain and pleasure all at once, wrapped up in needles and Ramones T-shirts
- I told her I could read her mind, but she didn't believe me. I could tell.
- piano outside in the snow. and she was spinning
- She left me on the boardwalk with my head held in my hands.
- I had never known someone whose death was imminent
- When she sleeps, is she not moving her legs aside for an unknown garrison?
- I was tired. It was late. She was Russian.
- And when she turned into a man, we were so proud
- Tell him, she told me
- She had the most wonderful grin in the world
- she seems bored with me after all this time
- She's smarter than me but she's also more quiet, therefore she has no personality which makes me feel better
- She had a 10 million candlepower smile
- She Blinded Me With Science
- she had already found her party
- that's where she lost me as I began imagining my family amongst blood-dripped hedges
- I got the feeling the Fairy Council was mad at me when the president knocked over her coffee to get a better grip on my neck
- She asked me if I loved her and I showed her the tattoo
- This is the first time she's texted me since the morning she left.
- She is lobbing rainbows at me from across the room and I am swallowing them like fear.
- The rock under my foot that told me I was real when I was an adult
- She Had to Be Sure
- texting, she tells me anarchy will remain an important ideology
- she had mood ring eyes
- She said she loved me. The knife came down.
- You knew I was a rattlesnake when you picked me up
- I learned never to empty the well of my writing, but always to stop when there was still something there in the deep part of the well, and let it refill at night from the springs that fed it.
- She approached me with some vague line
- He had a prison of brass built in the hole, and then, when it was finished, he locked up his daughter
- She told me she remembers three things about me
- She hopes I'm cursed forever to sleep on a twin size mattress, never graduating up in size to add a lover.
- She started to fall, and knew she would never come back
- I remember when it was me who made her skin flush
- She sang of fantastic green islands, and sparkling fish, never telling that she haunted the waters
- She took a California tilt and never came back.
- She had eyes like the Blue Screen of Death
- She kissed me gently, just once, then walked away crying
- Her perception of how gorgeous she is will be evident in her lack of movement during sex
- Empty at last she had room to unfurl
- Fast-talking career gal who thought she was one of the boys
- So I was balls deep in the guy's ass that night when he turns to me and asks for a kiss. Damn. What a fag.
- When she woke up, her hands were still dreaming
- The walls she had built around herself cracked and crumbled
- She stopped me in the city. A lost soul gambling on random encounters.
- She was steady
- She will remember your heart when men are fairy tales in books written by rabbits
- When I was young Time had no wings
- What the hell was she thinking?
- She just looks at me
- She dreamt she was a bulldozer, she dreamt she was alone in an empty field
- She was a committed romantic and an anarcha-feminist. This was hard for her because it meant she couldn't blow up beautiful buildings.
- She moved so easily all I could think of was sunlight
- She Gave Sweet Love To Me
- She had fingernails that shined like justice
- The flowers smiled, but she was gone
- The Abridged Edition: She was to one side, he was to the other, an untested bridge between them
- He stretched out his arms but she was not there
- He dreamt he was a bulldozer, she dreamt she was alone in an empty bed
- She was a Surrealist Woman, She was like a Figure in a Dream
- She grew a little older, while he was telling her
- She loved me for my maths
- All the while he was talking she was thinking what his whiskers would feel like on the back of her neck
- She Fucks Me
- I would have liked thunder when she left
- Milk left on the counter overnight turned sour. She had turned as well.
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