Findings:

• Shall I tell you stories of other stars: stars that you love, that deserve your love. Stars that do not disappoint, and disgust, and disgrace your love. Oh, I have hope they exist for your sake!
• "Why, oh why do I have so many innocuous crosses to bear?"
• Listen to me, because I am in the soapbox. This is the voice of the soapbox. I am calling to you. Do you hear the sounds of my soaply siren song? My syntactically sweet strumming along to sequential sequestrations of symmetrically snakey st
• Oh, it turns out YOU have to do all your own driving
• What to do if you have bad credit
• Oh, the things we cannot have
• people do, on the whole, have the right to be who they want to be
• You really have nothing to say, do you?
• Eskimos do NOT have 40 words for snow
• His socks do not have a smell, which is so courteous.
• Do I have to watch my step at every turn?
• Luckily, my hands do not have eyes.
• That which I should have done I did not do
• oh no (says the pot, in the direction of the kettle) bad news
• What do you have that you did not receive?
• all you have to do is think and they'll grow
• Why do children have to die?
• Oh well, I guess I'll have to stain the world with darkness until my bloodlust has been quenched.
• Do what you have to do
• Do you have stairs in your house?
• Do not have sex with horses. Seriously, don't.
• How and why do we (humans) have culture?
• if you do not fail, you have learned nothing
• I have to get up early and do laundry so I can wear something nice to the weirdo sex club
• If you're not doing anything bad, you have no reason to fear government censorship.
• Oh, False One, You Have Deceived Me
• What do you need to transfer to say you have transferred your mind?
• Friend, you have a lot to learn if you think loving me would be a bad idea.
• Why do zebras have stripes?
• What to do with that insane amount of shaving cream you have just lying around
• Do bad laws cause lack of respect for the law?
• Why do girls only want to have "serious" relationships?
• Why do we have to rebuild it every night?
• Do you have honor for yourself?
• What do I have of my mother's?
• How many genes do we (humans) have?
• Do unto others as you would have others do unto you
• If you're not doing anything bad, you have no reason to fear free speech.
• How do you know if you have a sinus infection?
• OH YES YOU DO
• I do have some things to hide
• All we have to decide is what to do with the time that is given us
• what if the most important thing you will ever do you have already done?
• Do you imagine that his mind may have found its worldline, a track for it to fit into?
• do you remember the disco rhombus? it must have all been a dream.
• All you have to do is listen, and be ready.
• I'd love to stay and let you break my heart, but I have laundry to do
• If you were truly free, you would have a choice. Do you have a choice?
• "Have you noticed that we are surrounded by Germans? Oh my god, you're right!" The quadrennial Cologne Nodermeet, Part II
• You do not have a right to not be offended
• it wouldn't be so bad if people like you would have become ghosts too
• no longer do I feel bad while singing along to Coldplay
• Skinny people have it bad, too
• Why males have nipples
• I have a bad feeling about this
• I have bad taste in music
• The tattoo phenomenon
• a bad day is when I lie in the bed and think of things that might have been
• Why do bad things happen to good people?
• Why Buddhist countries do not have the death penalty
• Do law-abiding citizens have the right to an opinion on criminal penalties?
• IRC channels that have absolutely nothing to do with their names
• Do we have to learn to think scientifically in order to find the truth?
• God, do you think I can have a nephew this time?
• Do female homosexuals have it easier than male homosexuals?
• Why some mammals have an aversion to water
• Say, lad, have you things to do?
• Oh I Do Like to Be Beside the Seaside
• Why do I have to call ONLY ONE country "home?"
• Making the Movies II Do the Photoplayers Have an Understudy?
• Damn, damn, damn: what did you have to go and do that for
• You, standing
• Do not be surprised, I have always been your canvas, Argenis.
• What to do with insane amounts of insulation foam you have just lying around
• A reminder to drivers who do not have cruise control
• What do you do when a book deal goes bad?
• What you should REALLY do when you have too many votes on your hands.
• Ask Everything: Do I have the Swine Flu? (superdoc)
• Do you have your heart on a lacerating javelin?
• If you have to cry, do it in the shower
• I still have a lot of exploring to do
• These papers do not show what I have done
• A reason to drink
• We don't have time. Not like they do.
• My finger can point to the moon, but my finger is not the moon. You don't have to become my finger, nor do you have to worship my finger. You have to forget my finger, and look at where it is pointing.
• Some days are magic, and I can do anything. The other days, I just have to wait, and hope it comes back.
• Oh acid, is there anything you can't do?
• i always want to go back. but i don't know if it's time yet. i have some things i have to do.
• This is what we have. Let's do our best.
• What kind of veterans do we have now?
• So long Arthur Miller! Who do I have to look up to now?
• why I do have to get so deep with people all the time just to gently let them down 2 weeks later
• We who do not have regular names spend a lot of time by ourselves. It suits us.
• we have a lot of work to do
• you don't have to do this
• To a Poet, who would have me Praise certain Bad Poets, Imitators of His and Mine
• Bad fantasy novels
• Bad posture
• bad drivers
• bad mojo
• My bad
• Bad Habit
• Big Bad Wolf
• The Good, the Bad, and the Ugly
• bad karma
• bad conscience
• Bad Idea Jeans
• bad bookstore
• Bad Boys Rape Our Young Girls But Violet Gives Willingly
• bad memories car
• Bad math teacher
• Bad Company
• A bad 21st birthday
• Bad Boy
• bad form
• It's as easy to write bad poetry as it is to breathe
• Big Bad Voodoo Daddy
• City names with bad translations
• Loophole Abusing a Magic Cauldron, Chapter 17: Oh, Malthus, We're Really In It Now
• It's too bad that Everything has 5205700 errors
• Bad Boy Bill
• Napster BAD!
• This is probably a bad thing.
• 2 Bad Mice
• The Tale of Two Bad Mice
• The Story of a Fierce Bad Rabbit
• Good idea, Bad idea
• It's always a pleasure to elevate a bad mood to an abstract principle
• Bad Astronaut
• Why capital punishment is a bad idea
• Love is the source of the best bad metaphors
• All Hands on the Bad One
• the bad conductor joke
• You make that sound like a bad thing
• Why fucking cows is a bad idea
• How can idealism be a bad thing?
• bad password
• Bad kisser
• Mace Windu is a bad motherfucker
• Bad habits of the orangutans at the National Zoo
• It's not that bad
• there's good and bad in being a database administrator
• Good girls who look like bad girls
• Two out of three ain't bad
• The Bad Writing Contest
• Bad Attitudes
• when immunity is a bad thing
• The GRE at 60 Hz is a bad idea

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