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• These are the only minutes you'll ever have. Take good care of them.
• All we have to decide is what to do with the time that is given us
• My soul is in a million pieces. I tried to collect most of them, but some are missing, and the ones I have don't fit together anymore. Feel free to take a piece or two.
• The reason dogs have cleaner mouths than us
• why I do have to get so deep with people all the time just to gently let them down 2 weeks later
• If you're not doing anything bad, you have no reason to fear government censorship.
• You'll be something special one day. And you -- you have to take care of your sister.
• Where kisses take us
• History and Development of the Banjo in the U.S.
• It's not enough they take your life away with a gun; they have to take it away with their pens, too
• You stole what they would have given you
• We don't have time for this. None of us have time for any of this.
• We have met the enemy and he is us
• If you take me home tonight I know that we will kiss, and one of us will fall in love and it will be a mess.
• Don't take sex too seriously
• I take whatever you're given
• Some vampires actually get pissed when you tell them to Have A Nice Day
• Everything will be required of us, and everything will be given
• i am a seedling. i don't even understand how much i have yet to learn.
• have given my heart away just as carelessly and as meticulously planned as ever
• Take it til you make it, break it if you have to, but don't ever fake it.
• "The Americans in their wisdom have taken the heads off the pictures, enlarged them and superimposed them with the heads of animals and then strung them up all over the walls of the interrogation room," he said
• because I have given up any care
• E.T. may have helped us evolve
• Advice I have been given about girls
• Why I Take This New Age Nonsense Seriously
• US Naval History
• dark highways take us near and far from home
• Augmenting the working classes to make them more useful to us
• we can take them
• Why do heterosexual noders tell us as much, when defending homosexuals?
• Things that have never been said in the entire history of man
• A reason to drink
• We have designed a circuit that takes risks
• I have too much to say
• A government big enough to give you everything you want is a government big enough to take from you everything you have
• What pornos would have us believe
• I have my reasons
• I can't get a haircut today because I have too much free time
• If guns are outlawed, only outlaws will have guns
• If you're not doing anything bad, you have no reason to fear free speech.
• you already have what it takes
• Sex and death have both spat me out like spoiled milk for the same reason. I was not afraid.
• My people, some of them, have run away to 4chan and have no XP.
• The Universe intended for us to have biscuits
• The World is too much with us
• We who do not have regular names spend a lot of time by ourselves. It suits us.
• Reasons you should take up bass guitar
• The conglomerate loves with the full force of a thousand entities. We take this very seriously.
• I won't take your protests seriously unless you're naked or on fire.
• Reasons you should take up guitar
• Anti-coffee legislation throughout history
• we never hear them calling to us
• Us and Them
• the good in others can take us where we can't go alone
• They Are Them. We are us. Kill Them. All.
• they are waiting for us to return to them, beneath and away
• The meek shall inherit the Earth... the rest of us will take the stars!
• AP US History
• All of us have looked up to an older kid at some point
• The US does NOT have Freedom of Speech
• have a penny, leave a penny, need a penny, take a penny
• I have good reason to be thirsty today
• We're going to have to take Heidi home
• I love you so much that I have to break up with you
• I will take one ticket please to whatever you have to say please keep talking
• Of diamonds and those that have them
• I have never held such sins against them the way that I hold them against you
• I Don't Need to Have Children, I Date Them
• We have divided among us, like thieves, the treasure of nights and days.
• Bizmillah! We'll have to let them go
• Reason #57 Why I Don't Have Children
• What if I had never met you? How much the poorer would my life have been.
• The people we have met in the last 5 years, & will we remember them in 10 more
• They made the sunrise for people like us just so we have an excuse for why we're still up.
• They say the smog is the reason we have such beautiful sunsets
• The ancient Egyptians have nothing on us when it comes to cursed tombs
• It takes more than good memory to have good memories
• His actions have already scarred American history.
• A lot of houses don't even have anyone to board them up.
• it's God's work to have us fail
• i have excuses though and i always enumerate them for her
• I'm taking all I have to take, this taking's gonna shape me
• Selfish Reasons to Have More Kids
• we're part of something bigger than any one of us. i just feel lucky to have been chosen.
• Listen to me, because I am in the soapbox. This is the voice of the soapbox. I am calling to you. Do you hear the sounds of my soaply siren song? My syntactically sweet strumming along to sequential sequestrations of symmetrically snakey st
• He tells me that I could have his heart and I want to take it right then, slip it into my pocket and run
• I have never been sure that you knew quite how much I loved you
• A part of us remains wherever we have been.
• Too much school makes us crack
• You take up too much space
• Lunch, two good men, books, how much I like them
• Anti-tobacco legislation throughout history
• What have the Spanish ever done for us
• The exact moment when I ceased to take my education seriously
• Give Us A Solid Reason
• We pander to each other because we love each other so much and we'd do anything to keep each other and it's made us sensitive and it's fucking killing us all.
• When life gives you lemons, suck on them. Seriously, lemons taste awesome.
• Leon Takes Us Outside
• if you take it too seriously i really will be just talking to myself
• No one takes me seriously as a source of malevolence and spite
• Our lies reveal as much about us as our truths
• you have ghosts. where are they? are they so deep that the light cannot reach them? is there any such place?
• Us vs. Them
• If you don't want us to look at your breasts, don't shove them in our faces
• I'm going to take five of those six exclamation points and drive them into the soft flesh under your fingernails
• You have much to learn, Grasshopper
• Garage sale - Feelings free, take them all!
• Let them have Festivas
• They lead us without speaking. They invite us to walk with them on the irresistible path.
• Them Or Us
• People tell us who they are, but we ignore it, because we want them to be who we want them to be.
• It Takes a Nation of Millions to Hold Us Back
• Words sometimes get sick and we have to heal them.
• Do not have sex with horses. Seriously, don't.
• You have far too much time on your hands
• given to me in pieces
• Will I be given that chance?
• 17 year old freshmen should not be given a Visa, even if the Skittles are free
• You must be given piggyback rides wherever you go
• The Given Heart
• Names that should never be given to important files
• Proving a function has only one root in a given interval
• I've given up believing in anything but coffee and fishnet stockings
• Given Circumstance
• Do not make sexual advances unless you are given the mating signal.
• Master key
• Speech given by the Israeli ambassador at the U.N to the Security Council on September 15, 2003
• Speech given by a U.S.M.C. Drill Instructor to his platoon, Camp Pendleton, 1998
• The coolest I've ever felt, given that I didn't end up with a gun.
• Wearing waterproof mascara for goodbyes should be a given, really.
• Ever Given
• The definition of space, given waveform
• i was given a mind before i was given a heart
• uncanny valley given audible form
• Have Blue (user)
• Do I have to watch my step at every turn?
• have
• How Pac-Man and Ms. Pac-Man have sex
• I don't have a thing to wear!
• I'd tell you but then I'd have to kill you
• Did God have choice in creating the universe?
• What have you
• Citizen: You have committed an error
• Front porch, what should have been said
• Forgive me, Father, for I have sinned
• Karl Marx must have had a lousy job
• You do not have a right to not be offended
• Girls Just Want to Have Fun
• New zombies have been animated to replace the old
• I must have left my soft, gooey centre in my other pair of pants
• I have never let my schooling interfere with my education
• The tattoo phenomenon
• Sally guests I have known
• We have nothing to fear but fear itself
• I have a dream
• I have no hair
• institutions have lives of their own
• Baptist jokes
• Have Spacesuit, Will Travel
• That icky feeling when a client calls with a downed server and you have no clue how to fix it
• Why some mammals have an aversion to water
• there is a place where the dead live. it is in us. it is all around us. it is more than we can understand.
• Do law-abiding citizens have the right to an opinion on criminal penalties?
• You have had sex with all the people your partner has had sex with
• Smite heathens or have a beer?
• I must have three heads
• Animals that should not have been domesticated
• it's good to have a moose
• We atheists have a good sense of humor
• What face did you have before your mother and father were born?
• I have no browser and I must node!

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