Here's the stuff we found when you searched for "My scratchpad crashed 3 times while writing this... keep on patchin', kids"

• Next time one of those tough kids asks you to cultivate bioethanol, tell them "MY CORN IS FOR EATING"
• To promote the Progress of Science and useful Arts, by securing for limited Times to Authors and Inventors the exclusive Right to their respective Writings and Discoveries
• At the time of this writing
• remember kids, the only difference between screwing around and science is writing it down
• Time flies but aeroplanes crash
• remember that time the ceiling fell in while you were on the phone?
• Next time one of those tough kids asks you to smoke pot, tell them "MY GRASS IS FOR MOWING"
• Time regression effect while stoned
• Time Crash
• I only crashed into your house a few times, come on
• spending time with your kids
• Timed Writing
• Faced with adversity, ad execs promote excess by writing riddles while Rome burns
• No Time, No Room, No Thought, or Writing Can
• Kids have no concept of time
• keep an eye on things while i'm gone
• why you should keep your bedroom tidy at all times
• The Lovecraftian compulsion to keep writing even as one is being devoured
• Time keeps on slippin' into the future
• Every time I see a dead fish that isn't, I think of you. Happiness keeps washing over me like a wave. What do I do with it all?
• Keep talking while I load the gun
• please keep your feelings inside the vehicle at all times
• Crash
• Crash Worship
• Crash Bandicoot
• Darby Crash
• Crash Course in Commercial French
• crash and burn
• Caffeine crash
• Crash Test Dummies
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• crash cymbal
• Great Crash
• Great Drive Crash
• Lightning Crashes
• Car Crash
• The Ideal Crash
• Computer crash
• Devil Crash
• X server crash
• Roswell UFO crash
• Relationship crash
• Crash Override (user)
• adenosine crash
• crash dump
• Symbols' Crash
• Johnny Crash (user)
• 1956 Venezuelan Airliner Crash
• It looks like you're writing an anarchist manifesto…
• stock market crash
• dot-com crash
• Tips for victims of Windows Explorer crashes
• Don't crash here - Crash over there
• Crash Team Racing
• The crash and bellow of a thousand unseen monsters
• Crash Dive
• Car crash commercials
• What happens in a car crash
• Caribbean Barbed Wire Spider Net Glass Crash Death Match
• How to crash a bike
• AT&T Crash of 1990
• Crash! Magazine
• The Not-Nekkid Nottingham Noderfest and Crash Party
• The quickest way to crash Windows NT/2000/XP
• The quickest way to crash Windows 9x
• Wall Street Crash
• Car Crash for a Soul
• crash diet
• gate crash
• How to survive a plane crash
• Nanaca Crash
• Meanwhile, the PILOT, who has been laughing hysterically through the entire sequence, finally loses it. He falls out of his chair and bangs his head against the panel, causing the ship to lose control and crash into a nearby planet
• Crash Zero
• Hecuba Crashes
• Video Game Crash of 1983
• The First Car Crash
• Online Crash Analysis
• He backed the verbal car into the garage, only to crash it into the wall
• captain crash
• Too many of my days are spent stuffing my cheeks with food and crash landing in the ocean.
• In the event of malicious software, it is highly suggested that you do not literally crash your computer.
• crash blossoms
• symmetric crash group
• She crashed her car trying to avoid a butterfly
• The Day They Crashed the Grand Concourse
• keep it on the client side
• Keep doing nothing
• keep
• Keep out of the reach of children
• Keep your friends close and your enemies closer
• right to keep and bear arms
• I Keep Forgetting
• keep out of reach of children
• Raindrops Keep Falling on My Head
• Keep your number of takeoffs equal to your number of landings
• Keep of the Four Worlds
• Keep a meet
• Why do you keep banging your head against the wall?
• If my roommate doesn't keep his hands off my shit, I'm gonna fuck him up
• the stuff they keep out of the papers, and off the TV, for your own damn good
• Good-by and Keep Cold
• Right to keep armed bears
• keep it cool/shake it up
• Keep your mouth shut until you have changed something
• Junk that I keep in my outgoing folder of my mobile phone
• How to Keep Your Volkswagen Alive
• keep case
• The gift that keeps on giving
• Keep your lamplights trimmed and burning
• if it breaks, you get to keep both pieces
• Keep coming back
• To the man who keeps happening to me
• Keep On Truckin'
• Slower traffic keep right
• How much plant life is needed to keep a person alive in a sealed room?
• Philosophy won't keep you warm at night
• I'm not a dyke just 'cause I shaved my head, but if it keeps certain people away, fuckin' A right on
• How long do you think I'll let you keep me here?
• Where do they keep the car keys when they transport cars?
• Slower traffic : Keep right fuckers
• She writes notes to me, to keep me in check
• This is our ool. Notice there is no P in it. Please keep it that way.
• I will take one ticket please to whatever you have to say please keep talking
• I could keep my sexuality private
• I Keep Asking
• Why you should keep your contact lenses clean
• Keep doing it, but don't call it that
• Keep Napster and other peer-to-peer apps from eating your school's bandwidth
• Keep it Beautiful
• Things you give people that they keep
• Stuff that keeps coming up
• Some keep the Sabbath going to Church
• To me he is a daisy and I keep trying to count his petals
• As long as you keep looking for love, it ain't gonna find you.
• keep the depression away
• That plastic duck just keeps STARING at me!
• I keep mistaking the Rose Bowl logo for the Utena signet
• Keep guns away from drunks
• The Thanksgiving Curse, or, how we keep almost getting killed.
• Keep your eyes on your own paper
• we keep moving
• I do not like the sky night or day and keep my eyes on the yellow lines heading under the car
• keep a journal
• Keeping your sugar daddy
• How to keep your discman from beeping
• Return to the Keep on the Borderlands
• If I believed in horoscopes, I'd probably keep it to myself.
• A man is known by the company he keeps.
• Keep the Change
• I keep my Rubik's Cube as a security blanket
• Keep your rap out of my metal
• play for keeps
• How to keep a Siamese Fighting Fish happy
• keep refrigerated (user)
• keep our of sunlight (user)
• keep out of sunlight (user)
• Tendency to shift blame keeps schools from improving
• If you can catch me, you can keep me
• Keep California White
• Keep young and beautiful
• Let All Mortal Flesh Keep Silence
• How to eat a banana and keep your dignity
• Keep Your Day Job
• Your home is at risk if you do not keep up repayments on a mortgage or other loan secured on it
• How to keep cars together in heavy traffic
• Cosmonaut Keep
• How to keep a secret
• You Can't Keep a Good Woman Down
• The polaroids that keep us together
• Keeping a cake from sticking to the pan
• Keeping beer cold in the Old West
• I keep six honest serving men
• I keep running
• Keep the Patient Quiet
• keep the hole full
• We'll Keep the Home Fires Burning
• takes a licking and keeps on ticking
• Simple words, simple dreams
• a bit of ash in his face keeps him warm
• She plugs her tears in the way you'd keep a dam from breaking
• You didn't even keep one bag?
• Keep this in mind
• Lifted or The Story is in the Soil Keep Your Ear to the Ground
• keep away
• Keep It Unreal
• Boys Are Like Dogs: Keep 'Em on a Leash
• Pray to God, and keep rowing to shore

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