Findings:
- Just when you get really good at something, you don't need to do it any more
- finding my way back to sanity again, though I don't really know what I'm going to do when I get there
- Where do dogs get their Vitamin C from, when they don't eat fruits?
- Things that people do more over and over that I haven't even done once
- I'm going to do something stupid if I don't get laid
- I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
- Just when scratch pads couldn't get any better... (document)
- Don't just do something, sit there.
- evil triumphs when men don't do good
- I just don't need help losing things; I'm good enough at that on my own
- The one thing I wanted more than anything was for someone, just once, to tell me they don't know what they'd do without me
- When I sneeze, I get cross, and when I get cross I'm liable to do something wicked.
- Good foods to eat when you first get a tongue piercing
- please forgive me for whatever i do, when i don't remember you
- When is a monkey's orgasm more than just fun and games?
- We do more after 2am than most people do all day.
- Do whatever you need to do to get that taste out of your mouth
- There's something about a church that just gives you the need to giggle
- Don't try to make the moment last. You can ruin it that way. Just learn to savor it and, when the time comes, learn how to let it go.
- why I do have to get so deep with people all the time just to gently let them down 2 weeks later
- Gays don't need us heteros to propagate gay stereotypes; they're doing just fine by themselves
- I don't know why but I always love episodes without words. like just something about them makes me feel calm or something..
- How to get an abortion when it's illegal to do so in your country
- Sex just walked by me, and I didn't get any, dammit
- What can I get for you? What do you need?
- I don't care about society, it just gets in the way of my individual freedom
- When you have a trip planned, but don't go, you need to cancel your reservations
- What you should REALLY do when you have too many votes on your hands.
- we're part of something bigger than any one of us. i just feel lucky to have been chosen.
- You don't really remember the lonely kid, do you.
- Need to get out more
- I get more done after midnight than most people do all day
- Why it seems you get good ideas when you're stoned
- The potential for brain damage really does get in the way of a good time
- Christians don't believe that "being good" gets anyone into Heaven
- This Star Wars sheet may be worth something, but I just need a tablecloth
- Do I really need Linux?
- What do you get when you cross the Alps with elephants?
- Winners don't do drugs, they just sell them
- I don't remember what life was like when I was seven. I like the taste of air. What should I do?
- When time travel in science fiction just doesn't make any sense
- How do cows get all their nutrients, when they only eat grass?
- You don't really drink beer in cans, do you?
- just because they never bothered to really do
- We can do the sideways thinking that's needed to combat something which can literally eat your combat training.
- Do We Really Need Another Reason to Hate Mosquitoes?
- You just don't get it
- Stoned music memories
- I just don't know when to quit.
- For when you and your shiftless friends get something to eat
- A pretty sky just gets me wound up, and my head starts pounding. The city doesn't need a sky.
- Girlfriends are basically just really good porn
- You do realize that this is not, in any meaningful sense, a martini, don't you?
- Rape committed by women
- I'll pretend I just cursed myself by saying this, so when it doesn't happen I have something to fall back on other than you
- Why girlfriends get annoyed when they remember things you don't
- Things you don't want to hear (but will) when you get into bed with a girl
- You know, that really wasn't a good way to get rid of the Universe forever
- when the weather's good we get the wood
- He needed to repeat some well-used mantra of love just one more time
- Self importance doesn't get you into heaven any more
- He comforted me when he thought I needed it, but never when I really did
- Just because you should do something doesn't mean you can
- Things to do when technology gets here
- Just because you can do something doesn't mean you should
- I have to get up early and do laundry so I can wear something nice to the weirdo sex club
- Do you want to say something with that song?
- Honk if your horn is broken: Where do they get these stupid stickers?
- Southern Funerary Rites: Things to Do In Dixie When You're Dead
- Don't do that then!
- A reason to do something
- Why do we hurt when our loved ones die?
- The tattoo phenomenon
- Why Don't We Do It in the Road?
- Things we say and do when we can't tell the truth
- I Ain't Got No Home In This World Any More
- What I really want to do is direct
- If you can say something nice, do
- The good crew will know what its captain would do
- No, really, there's STACKS of fun stuff to do here: A defiant Canberra nodermeet
- My country is the world, and my religion is to do good
- Do not, under any circumstances, touch this button
- It doesn't get any better than this
- Do you remember how small your body was when you were five?
- When In Rome, do as the Romans do
- If you're going to complain about store policy, don't do it to the employees!
- Where do butterflies go when it rains?
- Do you want to get slapped?
- I thought ALL women looked for a wedding ring when they talked to ANY man
- Where I go when I masturbate
- You Do Something To Me
- Something you definitely do not want on your face
- What to do when your husband comes home
- Christianity has caused more war throughout the ages than any other cause
- I just won "ANY BREAKFAST BAGEL SANDWICH" at McDonald's!
- If you are already walking impaired, take care when consuming drugs of any kind
- I don't think you could do this with a modern SUV
- How do you know when your relationship is over?
- Get in your car. Do not look back. Monsters are chasing. They're going to attack.
- All that is necessary for the triumph of evil is that good men do nothing
- Things to do in Denver when you're not dead: A Mile-High Nodermeet
- What shall we do when we leave the army?
- Where do discarded return values from functions really go?
- At least things can't get any worse
- What do you do when a book deal goes bad?
- Things to do on Valentine's day when you're single
- If someone wants to do something and it isn't hurting you... DON'T BE A FUCKING DICK
- What to do when your car breaks down
- Teenage Suicide (don't do it)
- Kids aren't cute; they just do stupid things
- Why do heterosexual noders tell us as much, when defending homosexuals?
- There's nothing more annoying than to try to rebel against someone who's totally supportive about whatever you want to do
- Eat any good books lately?
- NODE OR DIE! Can you do any less?
- Any Mick'll Do
- Touristy things to do when visiting PEI
- Do we even get one whole egg in a breakfast hockey puck?
- Why do bad things happen to good people?
- When you cut yourself shaving
- Do not enter into compression box when motor is running
- When mind blindness strikes your child, where do you go?
- Take an object. Do something to it. Do something else to it.
- What to do when the world doesn't end
- What I really would like to do is put Everything into a drawer
- Such knowledge would do nothing more than haunt your dreams and frustrate your days
- Glamour Dos and Don'ts
- Never trust a machine more complex than a knife and fork
- Stop asking for peace and do something
- What do we want? Nothing. When do we want it? Whenever.
- Dis Yourself in '89 (Just Do It)
- What to do when your brakes fail
- If you get your opinions second-hand, you do not know anything worth knowing
- What do I do when I'm alone?
- Converting Pi to binary: Don't do it!
- You, standing
- What to do when a roommate moves out
- Gym equipment
- How do you get there?
- It Doesn't Matter Any More
- Ten things Britons should not do when visiting the US
- More numbers begin with 1 than with any other digit
- Keeping secrets from your children may harm them
- It's always a good idea to tell people you love them if you do
- Why do you want to get married?
- Here's what I hope to do with the Everything code or with something like it
- What Germans do best
- Ack! Do not cook this! I am just noding this in a state of shock!
- Badgers? We ain't got no badgers. We don't need no badgers. I don't have to show you any stinking badgers!
- Your Cause is Our Cause, and Any Cause is a Good Cause (e2poll)
- Made direct amends to such people wherever possible except when to do so would injure them or others
- How do you get two piccolos to play in tune?
- If I was any good at this, I would be getting paid
- You really have nothing to say, do you?
- I do not function as part of a machine and therefore by any proper definition I simply do not function at all
- The dimples of your breasts do pucker evocatively when you smile
- Do chessmasters think more moves ahead?
- I don't know what else to do
- Do giraffes make good targets for lightning?
- Do a good turn daily
- How do I know if I really like coffee?
- Where do they keep the car keys when they transport cars?
- Do my skinned knees prove something about me?
- I don't know what you find to do all day on that thing. You'll go blind!
- Please don't tell me how to do my job
- I don't know what to do with you
- Could you be any more of a poseur? 'Changes' was a best-of!
- Do you really think voting for a third party candidate is going to "send a message"?
- What to do with that insane amount of shaving cream you have just lying around
- I don't believe in anything
- He thinks I don't, but I do
- Do not have sex with horses. Seriously, don't.
- Stop reading this and go do something constructive
- What not to do when seeing apartments
- Think of something you always wanted to do, but are afraid of. Do it today.
- What to do with insane amounts of insulation foam you have just lying around
- If you really care about someone, do not tell her to fuck off
- If you're going to do something evil, do it on April Fools' Day
- A Fun Thing to Do When You've Tied One On
- What do you say to someone who has just had an abortion?
- Winners Don't Use Drugs
- You don't have any real problems
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