Findings:

• I have enthusiasm for everything that you like or are interested in!
• Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
• We don't have time. Not like they do.
• For future reference, when in eternity or insanity; dreams I would like to have
• They made the sunrise for people like us just so we have an excuse for why we're still up.
• Living well is only the best revenge if they don't have a fuckable sibling
• They say that I have the best ass below 14th Street
• They call you heartless, but you have a heart, and I love you for being ashamed to show it. You are ashamed of your flood, while others are ashamed of their ebb.
• They didn't have the heart
• heart medications which all have names like alien military from other planets
• the best way to a man's heart is through the ribcage
• If the only sexual organ you have is a penis then everything looks like a vagina
• Our hearts were hard, but they were warm
• Are you searching to be inspired? Or are you searching to be amused, be content, be happy? What could you have been?
• Nodes your Grandma would have liked
• Do you have your heart on a lacerating javelin?
• I must have been mental to have done something like that, eh?
• This is what we have. Let's do our best.
• He throws his heart down like a gauntlet
• Here's your heart, usually I don't like dead things as gifts.
• you have ghosts. where are they? are they so deep that the light cannot reach them? is there any such place?
• You stole what they would have given you
• The Weddings I have Performed, or Why God is Gonna Kill Me
• Martyrdom, or why mowing a Dandelion is the best thing you can do for him
• It must have rained or something
• Though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death, I shall fear no evil -- for tonight I have broken my own heart, and my soul is too empty to be afraid.
• It's better to be heartbroken than to have a heart not worth breaking
• What Have They Done to the Rain
• tell me what you have in your heart
• Look, I don't mean to be an asshole or anything, but...
• some people are so poor, all they have is money
• That's my heart lying in the gutter there; a heart like a shattered banana.
• If you don't have anything to say, don't say anything
• What it's like to have cancer
• They have potential, if they only applied themselves
• They could have sprung 50 cents for a connector
• Glad To Have A Friend Like You
• It's not enough they take your life away with a gun; they have to take it away with their pens, too
• Round Steak: Best steak or bestest steak?
• Where have my wings gone? They are hidden, embarrassed to be seen.
• I don't have a postmodern condition; I've always been like this
• I have a sick mind. I like to hump myself against shelled clams and sing Oasis songs.
• I still can't think of anything, or how Fight Club changed my life
• If only I'd thought of the right words, I could have held on to your heart
• Did the Japanese go and sit down and have dinner with Pearl Harbor before they bombed 'em?
• It's best not to touch them while they are leaving
• Truth is a concept, subjective like anything else
• it wouldn't be so bad if people like you would have become ghosts too
• Like farting on a cake, you have defiled something lovely
• No one asks me if I'm a Satanist or anything because I take the precaution of wearing a predominantly flannel and hawaiian shirt-oriented wardrobe
• He's been places they have not.
• The ones with their priorities straight don't know how to get what they want, and the ones who get what they want have messed up priorities.
• Tendrils that strangle the heart I no longer have
• Hearts and thoughts they fade; fade away
• Heart Like a Wheel
• Too bad they don't make one for your heart...
• If you want somebody's heart, catch it when they pour it out
• If you want somebody's heart, catch it when they cut it out
• the morning snowdrops fall like dew in the sunlight and fill my heart with their icy cold and all i can think about is you
• What is it like to have a soul?
• What people talk about when they can't think of anything to talk about
• If you or a loved one have been injured or killed
• Smite heathens or have a beer?
• I have to check and see if they wear panties
• They must have faces
• If the only tool you have is a hammer, then everything looks like a nail
• You don't have to be a vegetarian to like vegetarian food
• Hello, my name is... Would you like to have sex?
• I would like to have emotions
• These rugs will unite this country like no other rugs have before
• When they say "Gotta have it!" they mean it!
• The best way to cure a broken heart is to give the pieces away
• The eyes of the dead may not blink, but they have been known to wander
• Shall I tell you stories of other stars: stars that you love, that deserve your love. Stars that do not disappoint, and disgust, and disgrace your love. Oh, I have hope they exist for your sake!
• They have a trendy name for every different kind of fucked up.
• people do, on the whole, have the right to be who they want to be
• We have divided among us, like thieves, the treasure of nights and days.
• at the moment i have forgotten if i am abraham lincoln or captain ahab - nonetheless i am an important figure in u.s. history
• They have taken enough
• If the only tool you have is a hammer, everything looks like a hardware catalog
• Wishfully think they have souls.
• Never meddle in the affairs of wizards, especially before they have their coffee
• Don't ever lie. If you lie to your friends, they won't trust you, and you'll have nothing, and you'll never be safe.
• You have the right to be angry at me for breaking my heart.
• I have a sick mind. I like to pleasure myself with a hockey stick while gargling with pureed baby.
• The Meeting, or "Have a Nice Day, Mr Hockney"
• Live Era '87-'93
• Sex and death have both spat me out like spoiled milk for the same reason. I was not afraid.
• What it's like to have a community
• Her heart's too real to not have its own beat
• They say the smog is the reason we have such beautiful sunsets
• My mission is noble, my heart is pure. I have nothing to fear.
• They have bears in Italy
• insufficient hatred, lust or love for anything
• if you have love in your heart, then you are my friend
• there are people in the world who love you, and they will see that this suffering will not have happened in vain
• i hope there are those in this world who know what a gift it is to have anyone that knows the whole of their heart
• I keep thinking I'm so tough but I rarely care enough to prove it. So am I really tough then? Or does every dog just have its day?
• My soul is in a million pieces. I tried to collect most of them, but some are missing, and the ones I have don't fit together anymore. Feel free to take a piece or two.
• If they can get you asking the wrong questions, they don't have to worry about answers.
• their eyes meet for the first time, but they saw each other's hearts
• because his heart was heavy, closing, like a tired eyelid
• The one thing I wanted more than anything was for someone, just once, to tell me they don't know what they'd do without me
• My heart is like a bird in the wounded night
• It is safe to say that I'm going to get my payback if he is anything like me.
• I would like to step out of my heart and go walking beneath the enormous sky
• My heart is like the sun
• They gave you a heart, they gave you a name
• A fire in the street ain't like a fire in the heart
• they look up at the same night sky, they fill their heart with the same dreams, and they are infused with the breath of life by the same almighty creator
• Is it a happy ending or a broken heart?
• If you're not doing anything bad, you have no reason to fear free speech.
• If you're not doing anything bad, you have no reason to fear government censorship.
• For sale: my dreams. Price: a living wage, or best offer.
• if you don't have anything nice to say, a rose still smells as sweet
• Have you let Emacs into your heart?
• I'm probably the best lover I'll ever have
• Everytime I get XP, I feel like I have to save my game
• What Have They Done to the Rain?
• Why some mammals have an aversion to water
• What is it like to have a crush on someone?
• Some days are magic, and I can do anything. The other days, I just have to wait, and hope it comes back.
• There must be something terribly wrong with me. Sometimes I feel like I haven't learned anything.
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• Ernie and Bert are not gay. They're puppets. They don't even have legs.
• People want what they cannot have
• They are angry and they have been lied to
• You don't always have to disagree, or agree for that matter
• I may or may not have been naked
• They Have a Word for It
• Signs that you or someone you know may have a problem with drugs or alcohol
• nor was there anything to be attained that you didn't already have
• Girls who tell you they have a boyfriend
• You have to consider the possibility that God does not like you
• Your radical ideas about this being like David Foster Wallace have already occurred to others.
• Guys who don't tell you they have a girlfriend
• I have little or no desire to watch you perform your daily rituals
• Best homenode bits of accounts I have deleted
• Crazy Is Just Like Anything Else
• I would have liked thunder when she left
• doesn't look like anything to me
• You, standing
• They could have saved Kevin
• You have a heart of ultimate and universal fear
• You have to live like you'll miss the end
• Paper, rock, scissors. They all have their pros and cons.
• have given my heart away just as carelessly and as meticulously planned as ever
• How to get Apache to tell your visitors when files have moved or been deleted
• If all you have is a hydrogen bomb, everything looks like the moon
• Couldn't you have named it anything else
• Or he'll just kick me in the face and scream abstract noises and dance around outside in his underwear and have sex with the neighbor's dog and try to fly by jumping off the toilet
• For all sad words on tongue or pen, the saddest are these: "It might have been."
• People who think they have to double-click everything
• Micro or macro, we have the means to kill you
• Buying things just because they have cool packaging
• Is the lock broke, or does everyone have a key?
• I'd love to stay and let you break my heart, but I have laundry to do
• The FOOLS! They laughed at my theories at the university, but I'll have my revenge! I'll have my REVENGE!
• No one has ever died because they DIDN'T have a toothpick
• They have no bones.
• from where I stand I can see they have already won
• Is this what I have been seeking? Or is it an echo, a remnant, a sign that I was wrong?
• The 25th Amendment, or the legal way to have a coup d' etat
• Heart, have no pity
• or maybe a calm voice, that accent you don't think you have
• Coy or honestly shy, either way I have got mad designs on your dancy eyes
• Best way to a man's heart
• The best phone call I could have made tonight
• I have no proof that he would ever want to kiss or destroy me.
• He tells me that I could have his heart and I want to take it right then, slip it into my pocket and run
• Have you ever wondered how many gears a car can have? Or: My experiences with an East German vehicle
• "Of course humans aren't intelligent. They don't even have glurbleflukers. If you can't glurblefluke, you're not sentient."
• I didn't have the heart to tell him I was lying about taco night, but at least the hellhound made some friends
• best interest

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