Findings:
- Am I insane, or is it just wishful thinking?
- Am I a butterfly dreaming I am a person? Or a bowling ball dreaming I am a plate of sashimi?
- We don't swim in yer toilet, so don't fuck us over or you'll need 2 wheelchairs, fool: An Partie
- I am afraid to breathe or shut my eyes but I do both.
- I am not one of the millions that went in. I am one of the few that came out.
- Inside us all is a little person we are dying to let out
- Them Or Us
- I am attracted to gay men, famous actors, and men who live in different time zones or are already taken. It's safer that way.
- at the moment i have forgotten if i am abraham lincoln or captain ahab - nonetheless i am an important figure in u.s. history
- Getting your Christmas cards out at the last possible moment
- I worked at the mall in the 80s. There was a cult that used to recruit out on the front steps.
- A step out of time
- Stand up for yourself, OR: How I got the shit kicked out of me
- I am going to try to figure out a way to get into your cunt castle
- Tonight I am the one below the window, fresh out of pebbles
- I am worn out with the beauty of the most trivial things
- I Came Out Here To Have A Good Time And Honestly I Am Feeling So Attacked Right Now
- Screaming Bullet of Compact Imported Death, or: How I Found Out My Mazda Protege Could Go 130mph
- You Better Watch Out, or the Insects Will Get You
- am i an angel flying into the light or a bug flying towards a light bulb?
- I just submit to one or two days of horror for going out and playing at being a normal functioning person
- You're either with us or you're against us
- At time's end we step out of the corn into the cool shadows of the lawn
- She wasn't connected to the earth the way the rest of us are
- for the rest of us
- I would like to step out of my heart and go walking beneath the enormous sky
- You are at the beginning of your next trillion years, and you can spend it with us, or you can spend it curled up and shivering.
- Also, when I am angry, my eyes flash fire, whether I growl or not.
- Am I or am I not a corporate slave?
- It is important go out for a late walk in the new snow
- Am I in love or still on crack?
- I am hoping for a hell deep enough to hold me. I am hoping for no way out.
- The drunker I am, the better I am at pool. Or is that the other way around?
- As I am. As I am. All or not at all.
- Who am us, anyway?
- Am I the driver or the driven?
- I can't decide if what you're saying is too profound for me to comprehend or just insane
- I keep thinking I'm so tough but I rarely care enough to prove it. So am I really tough then? Or does every dog just have its day?
- The insane cost of U.S. health care
- How to scare the Hell out of a Lexus driver, or: Don't take sharp corners at 50mph in the rain
- Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
- Ignorant, stupid, insane, or just plain evil
- Am I This Or Not?
- Want to be shot in the US or beaten in the UK?
- It's not that we're more attractive in the darkness or that one of us may be drunk
- Let him hold out hope that someone or other might come. Then fuckin' kill him.
- One day I will step out of my body and burst into bloom
- He Kept Us Out Of War
- The U.S. Post Office: Benign little organization, or the linchpin of the greatest conspiracy ever?
- What gets us out of bed in the morning
- Out of Step
- There Is No Such Thing As Light/There Is No Such Thing As Darkness/This Shadow Is An Illusion/But Illusions Are Still Real/And I Still Must Step Out Of It
- Lousy jobs were made for the rest of us
- The meek shall inherit the Earth... the rest of us will take the stars!
- hurt brings out the worst in us
- Three Step Out For A Walk
- Hints for Etiquette; or, Dining Out made Easy
- Some foods, I am convinced, are packaged only for families of 3 or more and bulimics
- SciFiQuest 3018: A Dystopia for the Rest of Us
- Death swept down the road and demonstrated the dangers of departmental infighting while the rest of us made our escape
- Hitler ruined that moustache for the rest of us
- Am I Hot or Not?
- I am not prepared for the rest of this conversation
- I Am
- am
- .am
- Luke, I am your father
- Pan American Games
- I am the Walrus
- I look better when I am wet
- Sometimes I have this dream where I am flying
- I think therefore I am
- I am not making this up
- You Am I
- I sucked a lot of cock to get where I am
- Am I my brother's keeper?
- Trans Am
- Why I am bitter and angry.
- I Am The Very Model Of A Modern Major-General
- The day I realized how sane I really am
- I am the very model of a modern teenage Cyberpunk
- What am I, chopped liver?
- I fell off the ferris wheel and now I am paralyzed and bitter
- Now I am become death, the destroyer of worlds
- Texas A&M University
- I am not a hippie!
- I am not a hacker
- I am not a big sister anymore
- I am Joe's...
- I Am Invincible!
- Society made me what I am
- I am Canadian
- Sometimes I am embarrassed to be Christian
- I am well. And you?
- A.M. Klein
- In caressing your follicles I am only vaguely reminded of the bitter harvest
- I am happy
- I am not a geek
- I am pointing a gub at you
- 8:16 AM
- I Am He that Aches with Love
- Why I am a Lucy Stoner
- I do not fit in; I am not alone
- I am stretched on your grave
- I am not a mind reader
- I like electronic music, but I am not a raver.
- AM radio
- And why, you ask, am I doing all this?
- I don't want to be a weeping mass of emotion, but I am
- I am yours
- The Learning Channel
- Apparently I am a potential rapist
- I am in you
- I am a little world made cunningly
- I am afraid of permanence
- I am a rock
- Help Me I Am In Hell
- I Am a Pretty Little Dutch Girl
- I am not a babysitter
- BQN: I am. - Prologue
- I am now a college graduate
- I am no doubt moving. The question now is not where, but how. My life changes everyday. Big deal.
- Ack! Do not cook this! I am just noding this in a state of shock!
- Am I gay?
- All that I am and ever want to be
- I am scared by fluffy pink bunny rabbits
- I am the greatest!
- Right now I am floating
- I am a Christian
- I sometimes think I am too much
- Sorry, but I AM my fucking khakis
- I am not ashamed to be a consumer
- How am I doing?
- I Am the Very Model of a Modern Libertarian
- I am semi-Christian
- Why I am no longer a journalist
- Who am I
- there is a place where the dead live. it is in us. it is all around us. it is more than we can understand.
- Sunrise, 5:01 am
- What am I doing here when I could be swimming with the dolphins?
- I am not depressed
- I am afraid to use websites of large corporations
- I Am Startled Again And Again
- Today I am going to learn to fly
- I am not cynical enough to be considered an intellectual
- Remind Me Who I Am, Again
- I think, therefore I am that I am
- I am not anyone's "type" so far
- I'm no better off with a car than I am without one
- I am a feminist
- What I am not
- I fear nothing. I believe nothing. I am free.
- I am the cheese
- Flax seeds will save your life
- I don't even know when I am being sarcastic anymore
- 2 AM Walmart run
- If I am doomed to sweat my ass off in my own apartment, I feel better if I'm blasting music
- I am a little concerned about my state of mind
- It's 5:30 am. Do you know where my sleep is?
- AM/PM
- I am not Batman
- I am a friend of a rape survivor
- I am the single person who comes over to do the laundry
- How I am glutted with conceit of this!
- I am giving you every opportunity to let me down
- Here I am World
- Shit, why am I the only one here who can perform the Heimlich maneuver?
- I am a horrible driver
- I Am a Camera
- I am a confessional
- I am an American mutt
- Please tell me everything, this means you, I am hungry and also
- I am not an attractive man
- I AM ANALOG
- Hello, I take Zoloft. I am so gloriously mentally ill! You will love me, yes?
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