Findings:

• grumbling dissertation on how everything would be much better if it all were to explode
• Imagine how the world would be if only wrecking balls could destroy flowers
• If only our tongues were made of glass, how much more careful we would be when we speak.
• when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
• The world would be in much better shape if our leaders were hamsters
• If I were Twenty-One I would determine, even if I could never be anything else in the world, that I would be a thoroughbred
• how many bird nests would be made from her lovely hair
• If we were all part of one big television show, seriously, you'd be a poorly written character
• We'd all be better off if shaking hands were making love, and children were found in the cabbage patch.
• If I were Twenty-One I would be happy
• equality doesn't mean we're all the same
• Once upon a time, I imagined she would be a river
• I set the alarm clock anyway, knowing I would be up all night
• Never Again Would Birds' Song Be the Same
• If there were more people like you, there would be more people
• If all you did was node, your writeups wouldn't be very interesting, would they?
• This would be so dirty if we weren't all professionals
• How Can You Be in Two Places at Once When You're Not Anywhere at All?
• Having knowledge is not the same as having understanding. You can have all the pieces in front of you and still not be able to put the puzzle together.
• How did we survive this long if we're all selfish?
• If you were a perfume, your name would be "Butterflies"
• If anything were different, everything would be different
• We need to keep fucking till we're all the same color
• If language were liquid, it would be rushing in
• Might be like leftovers. Would not taste the same, however sweet.
• Imagine how happy you might be if you spent less time imagining how happy you might be.
• If All Men Were Brothers, Would You Let One Marry Your Sister?
• if everyone were 10% more good, there would be a 90% reduction in evil
• If you were a vegetable, what kind of vegetable would you be? (registry)
• How to be strong for her, when all you want is to depend on her
• If Christianity were true, why would there still be any Jews?
• But can you imagine what that would do to all those juggaloes?
• It would be a less interesting world if we all walked and skipped alike, and never fell from bicycles.
• The total sum of all things would be zero if it was not for love
• let's pretend we're all the same
• I wish I knew how it would feel to be free
• eternity would be boring
• If there were more people like you, there would be less people
• We rode around the town late in the evening counting the streetlights to be sure all were burning
• people who were not to be trifled with; people who would dance, and had no notion of walking
• we're just trying to figure out what it all means
• How to stay up all night if you've been up all day
• We all start out with the same alphabet. We are all unique.
• the world is big enough for all of us. it has to be.
• we can all just be around other people
• The universe was cold and dead and all the best aspects of humanity and its appreciation of the world were stored in electronic boxes
• How to disappear completely and never be found
• How to be a jerk and piss off your SO
• How can a thinking, rational adult be an atheist?
• heavy as it all may be and still take that step
• Just so we’re all clear, it is okay to miss people who no longer want you in their lives
• if all of your nerves fired in reverse, you would die instantly
• I have to wonder how this can be a metaphor for my life
• Education is evil. Knowledge is evil. Be a moron. Forget how to spell.
• we're all here to die. but if you think that's all it is, you still have the bag on your head.
• Automobile tire pressure
• Sometimes friendships were meant to be destroyed
• The best kind of bartender
• Someday we will all be crude oil and diamonds
• At night, all American cities look the same
• You will be a tear-stained diary entry, and it will have been all your fault
• How will you know you didn't get it all wrong?
• once the coldest roads all led back to the same warm place
• No Sir! Nobody is driving, we're all in the back seat!
• if you buy into the wizard's bullshit, soon you're all standing waist-deep in things you didn't even know could exist and no one has any clue how to stop him
• some day we will all be gone
• A day in the life of an Alzheimer's wife or how it all started with a missing spatula
• I know that all the cannabis activists would like you to believe differently but
• If voting changed anything, they would make it illegal
• How to tell a girl just wants to be friends
• This would be easier if we did it backwards
• How to be anonymous
• The Tornado, or, how we almost all got killed.
• I never thought it would be like this
• How the hell am I supposed to be romantic?
• God can't be all good and all powerful at the same time
• If God did not exist, it would be necessary to invent him
• What were you before you were anything at all?
• All Flesh Must Be Eaten
• How to be a backstabber
• That would be me
• This wasn't how it was supposed to be
• Lesbian Robot Vampires : All Shall Be Victorias, None Shall Survive
• They all look the same
• Weak and desperate from decades of commuting the djinn would barter all for coffee and a friendly ear
• all I want to be is holding your hand
• Please tell me it will all be okay.
• we're all entitled to nationalism
• It's just the three of us - you, me, and all that stuff we're so scared of
• Be you all pleas'd, your pleasures grieve not me
• All you have to do is listen, and be ready.
• all I ever learned from love was how to shoot at someone who outdrew you
• We've got all this beauty and just enough time to figure out how to destroy it.
• I'd already be a Buddhist if it weren't for all these damn spiders
• It will be a love story ... for she will be my heroine for all time
• I tried polyamory and all I got were these two awesome boyfriends
• How to check if someone has been through it all
• you're all really really boring
• we're all ready to break. has it always been like this?
• can it be that it was all so simple then
• the day when the peasants would eat all the British media
• How it all began
• how life is all about loving and being loved
• The Ten Commandments revised
• How to be invisible
• If not voting could change the system it would be illegal
• All will be well again in time
• Why don't you just rip my heart out, it would be quicker and less painful
• How to be a good motorcycle passenger
• Thoughts on how religious proscriptions came to be
• It's better to be alone than to wish you were
• How can idealism be a bad thing?
• Things I would be interested in seeing used in a literary context
• How to be monstrously shallow
• To all the cold people who want to be warm again
• If everyone had a flower instead of a gun, there would be no more war
• How complex can a public toilet be?
• We knew there would be kissing, and breasts
• Where would America be without Canada?
• How to be an improv musician
• How to tell when your dog just wants to be friends
• Statements that would be shocking to people living in 1975
• How to be a fuck-up
• How to be the first one off the line at a 4-way stop sign
• How to be telekinetic
• How precious can human life be? There are six billion people on the planet!
• The Man Who Would Be King
• Running toward the edge
• How to tell when a guy just wants to be friends
• Fear Looks the Same in All Women's Eyes
• We're all such products
• All That You Love Will Be Carried Away
• hating myself is all i know how to do anymore
• The pyre-light licks you as if you were an ice sculpture. Are all members of your sisterhood finished with bevels?
• The Man Whose Teeth Were All Exactly Alike
• We're all still very different
• How do cows get all their nutrients, when they only eat grass?
• How I almost got shot all up full of holes
• we shall all be healed
• All the things she had at one point wanted to be
• It has been claimed that some or all of this article or section is incoherent and not understandable, and should possibly be reworded if the intended meaning can be determined
• All right, I'm God now. How do I get out of this mess?
• All will be devoured within the jaws of terrible time
• In the event of an emergency, we're all screwed.
• I broke up with God and my girlfriend, all in the same week
• Were you here at all?
• How to Remove Your Bookmarks (all of them, and with Python)
• Weak and desperate from decades of commuting the djinn would barter all for coffee and a friendly ear (fiction) mp3 (recording)
• all shall be well, and all manner of things shall be well
• We're all Borf in the End
• We were all thinking it, I just said it
• An Account of the Bash at Bier Baron in Celebration of CassParadox's Upcoming Migration to the West Coast, Wherein We Were Loved by All, and Even the Manager Sent Over Free Cream Puffs
• It is not our noise at all, but we are lucky to be listening
• And though it was snowing outside, all within were warm.
• We're all in this together
• All units be advised
• we can't all be rock stars
• Nah, these random encounters with beautiful strangers won't destroy me at all. But I guess I thought it'd be a good way to die at the time.
• If there's hell below we're all going to go
• Can't we all just be friends?
• In all that you never were
• Just so we’re all clear, it is okay to miss people you no longer want in your life
• All My Friends Are Going to Be Strangers
• all limitations must be overcome
• all the poison pearls would laugh
• Millenials All Want to be Celebrities
• All the while he was talking she was thinking what his whiskers would feel like on the back of her neck
• What I used to be/Will pass away, and then you'll see/That all I want now/Is happiness for you and me
• this is where we all came to be
• The mud pit, the last night we were all college students together
• You see what they've done to you? You see how you're really hiding, in all that light?
• and things we're all too young to know
• life is short, life is shit, and soon it will all be over
• so that all her children will be adventurers in light
• Are we really all that we chalk ourselves up to be?
• Now We're All Bozos on This Bus
• we think we're so great. this is all just more history
• they couldn’t speak at all; so used to disuse were their tongues

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