Here's the stuff we found when you searched for "If you can't hold your water, then you don't DESERVE to push our papers!"

• If we and our lives are worse for having spoken the truth, then we and our lives deserve to be worse.
• Don't waste water
• I've praised the Lord so loudly, don't I deserve a little sin?
• In this moment I'm focused on my own emotions. I don't care about how you feel. I can't.
• Our bodies pool and break like a moon over water.
• hold water
• You know, some guys just can't hold their arsenic.
• Your beliefs are your concern, just please don't let them creep into our secular argument
• Don't Drink the Water
• Why we can't control our sons of bitches
• If we ran this back an infinite number of times across infinite existences our souls would still never connect, so don't regret.
• Push paper
• We don't have what we need because we can't stop wanting
• If you can't spell, you're an idiot. "Original ideas" don't come from idiots.
• You don't even have a chance of being happy if you can't let shit go.
• Trail your finger through the air, and then tell me you can't feel it
• If I can't dance, I don't want to be part of your revolution
• I'm not going to simplify things just so they can fit inside your mind. You don't deserve that.
• Why don't we become completely independent and make our own everything
• Religion deserves our fearless disrespect
• Don't say yes if you can't say no
• You hold water for those you love
• We should all know what it is to hold death in our hands.
• something's at the window, licking our reflection, don't stop
• how our atheist gold fish makes friends in this holy water
• we can push our own buttons like adolescent gods
• if you subscribe to a single school, then you don't understand
• If you don't love yourself, you can't love anyone else.
• I don't have a problem with Christians, it's Biblical Literalism I can't stand
• I don't have a problem with Biblical Literalism, it's Christians I can't stand
• if I can't be with you, then I'll write about you, or I'll write about something else
• If you can't write something nice, don't write anything at all
• I can't be a scientist because I don't believe in God.
• If I can't win I don't want to play
• science can't explain how our thoughts are formed
• some people touch it, but they can't hold on
• just because you don't doesn't mean you can't
• "Of course humans aren't intelligent. They don't even have glurbleflukers. If you can't glurblefluke, you're not sentient."
• the stars hold secrets the day can't remember
• Don't do that then!
• Don't hold your breath
• Don't push it
• If you don't want us to look at your breasts, don't shove them in our faces
• I don't think we're old enough to know if we're alcoholics at our age
• Why you don't deserve to be a professor
• I can't remember our last kiss
• I don't want to risk our friendship.
• We don't inherit the World, we borrow it from our children
• How We Hold Our Hearts
• Let him hold out hope that someone or other might come. Then fuckin' kill him.
• don't lose sight of the ground. hold onto the rocks.
• our machines don't go that way
• Boiling water in a paper cup
• No dreamer’s diagram so symmetrical and so faultless on paper can guarantee anything. Only we can guarantee, only our behavior under pressure.
• our love is like water
• The Firestone dealership was full to the brim with cars. But I reasoned I would need a boat, since my desire was to go to Ireland. Just then a harsh reminder surfaced; water is expensive in hell.
• Are you a sexist pig? Then buy our booze!
• We don't dig our graves, anymore.
• If You Can't See My Mirrors (Then I Can't See You)
• If a given feature can't be found in a Freeware application, you don't need it
• What they don't know can't hurt them
• Days go by like sweet summer breeze; I don't know I... can't feel them anymore
• This was then, and now I can't even find your grave
• What I don't know I can't reveal under torture
• Can't Hardly Wait
• It can't rain all the time
• can't
• White Men Can't Jump
• Parker Lewis Can't Lose
• You Can't Do That on Television
• I Can't Believe It's Not Butter!
• Canted
• Cant hook
• YOU CAN'T FIGHT EVIL WITH A MACARONI DUCK!
• we just can't give 'em away!
• You can't have everything
• can't happen
• You can't handle the truth
• Anarchy can't last
• Canted Angle
• you can't have it both ways
• If you can't take the heat, stay out of the kitchen
• This can't happen
• Can't we just all get along? (plaintive voice).
• No matter how wise an old sheep, he can't teach a fish how to polevault
• Fuck 'em if they can't take a joke
• You Can't Do That on Stage Anymore
• (I Can't Get No) Satisfaction
• You can't have everything. Where would you put it?
• You can't predict or control what incidents in your life your friends will remember and retell
• I guess you really can't know anybody after all
• Real hackers start their own IRC networks so that they can't be traced by the FBI
• Why can't I get ADSL?
• You can't eat a flag
• Why is the word for lisping one that lispers can't pronounce?
• I can't stand up for falling down
• You gotta leave your mark somehow, and if you can't leave a purple face, leave something else!
• When you can't talk about what your sexual needs are
• can't get with
• Why can't Starbucks sell "small," "medium," and "large" drinks?
• Dreams where you can't move
• Can't talk. Coming down.
• I can't get comfortable here
• Why can't I get that good kind of depression?
• Shafties can't wheelie
• Why I can't seem to ever finish a node
• You Can't See It
• Can't nothin' fail but a try
• I can't wake up
• God can't be all good and all powerful at the same time
• You can't defend yourself with a gun!
• You can't love with half a heart
• I can't find the any key
• Can't change me
• You Can't Take It with You
• You Can't Stop the Bum Rush
• All That You Can't Leave Behind
• I can't have an original idea anymore
• I can't see your face in my mind
• You can't look cool carrying a poodle
• Men can download naked women. Women can't download men worshipping them. Ha ha!
• Words you can't use unless they describe you
• You Can't Have Mary
• You can't make an omelet without breaking eggs
• I can't get a girlfriend but my dog has a harem
• The starfish sends a message in code that you can't see from the lighthouse
• If You Can't Change the Roll - We Can't Help You.
• OSS can't fail
• We Can't Dance
• Elephants can't jump
• I can't stop torturing myself
• you can't change the world, but you can change the facts
• If you can't help it, fuck it!
• When the one you love can't stop doing something you hate
• You can't chop a tree down with your head
• You can't rant when you're not angry
• The moment you realize you can't be good at everything
• How not to faint when you can't move
• I can't hear you
• you can't polish a turd
• I had names for all of those places, but I can't remember them
• Why can't we just fuck and feel good about it?
• you can't prove that
• This is Water
• The guy who can't even pick up guys
• I can't get published, but this crap can
• canted shot
• You can't please all of the people all of the time
• You can't inherit respect
• There are some things money can't buy, for everything else there's Mastercard
• And the things you can't remember tell the things you can't forget
• Spy satellites can't read your license plate
• Can't Come Down
• The Cant
• We can't stop here. This is bat country!
• My 486 almost runs Debian now, but I can't play Doom!
• complex numbers can't be ordered
• The Girl Can't Help It
• You can't stop thinking of her: this is how you explained it, a proof of your being in love.
• The poor can't afford to buy cheap
• I can't spend another autumn without the trees
• You can't cross the same river twice
• Dammit! I can't win
• You Can't Get to Heaven
• I can't feel my legs
• Americans can't understand Communism
• You can't fight ideas with bullets
• can't hack it
• Chewbacca can't pronounce his own name
• If I get taxed in my job, why can't I vote?
• You can't squeeze blood from a stone
• You can't make an omelet without killing a few people
• If you have to ask, you can't afford it
• I can't operate on this boy; he is my son
• Rhesus Monkeys and Dormant Underwater Volcanos: the "I can't believe there's nobody here from Madagascar" E2 Madagascar get-together
• You Can't Keep a Good Woman Down
• I've fallen and I can't get up!
• We got the kind of games you can't rent at Blockbuster
• The Ten Things You Can't Say in America
• Why Can't We Be Friends?
• Baseball Chronicles III: U Can't Yank R Johnson
• Sorry, I can't hear what you say
• Can't Stop The Music
• Really quick (I really can't be bothered to cook now) dinners

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