Findings:

• If ifs and ands were pots and pans there'd be no work for tinkers
• I'd Love to be a Fairy's Bride
• If anything were different, everything would be different
• If she were an insect, she'd be a moth in search of a flame
• If you were a perfume, your name would be "Butterflies"
• If I could be anything I'd be water and I'd be wild about it.
• people who were not to be trifled with; people who would dance, and had no notion of walking
• A kiss may not be the truth, but it is what we wish were true
• If I were Twenty-One I would be happy
• If this was an Olympic Sport, I'd be world champion
• I'd Love to be a Fairy's Child
• Submissions for the "I'd Rather Be Noding" Bumper Sticker
• If you were a vegetable, what kind of vegetable would you be? (registry)
• If I were Twenty-One I would determine, even if I could never be anything else in the world, that I would be a thoroughbred
• The Saudis were terrified that someone was going to be a better Muslim than they were
• If we were all part of one big television show, seriously, you'd be a poorly written character
• We'd all be better off if shaking hands were making love, and children were found in the cabbage patch.
• Although you are right, you were wrong to be confident
• If I'd have shot her when I met her, I'd be out of jail by now.
• We rode around the town late in the evening counting the streetlights to be sure all were burning
• I always knew I would have a 21st birthday but I never thought I'd be 21
• Sometimes friendships were meant to be destroyed
• If there were more people like you, there would be more people
• grumbling dissertation on how everything would be much better if it all were to explode
• I'd already be a Buddhist if it weren't for all these damn spiders
• We're supposed to be gone. We're a universe of ghosts.
• It's better to be alone than to wish you were
• If Christianity were true, why would there still be any Jews?
• If only our tongues were made of glass, how much more careful we would be when we speak.
• If I was a woman I'd be a feminist too
• It's not that we're more attractive in the darkness or that one of us may be drunk
• Speed limits were made to be broken
• If you weren't gay, I think I'd be in love with you
• If there were more people like you, there would be less people
• The world would be in much better shape if our leaders were hamsters
• On second thought, maybe I'd rather be dangerous
• They left the streets stained with blood, and their howling could be heard long after they were gone
• If I were watched alone, I'd be considered insane
• I really came to understand that they were just real people who wanted to live real lives and be treated equally as opposed to, for example, wanting to destroy us.
• Would I have hid myself away if I had known I'd never be found?
• Why I'd like to be a free-range hen
• If language were liquid, it would be rushing in
• And those who were seen dancing were thought to be insane by those who could not hear the music
• Then the walls started to bleed again and I just KNEW I'd be the one cleaning it up.
• "Life" appears to be a zero-sum structure, but we're running the numbers again
• I'd just as soon be a ghost
• If there were a slight, let it be fulsome
• Things never were what they used to be
• when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
• Where we're headed, you'll be looking backwards
• Ah, if you should turn out to be a fairy I don't think I'd put you in a jar
• No place I'd rather be
• Unloved, yeah. But I'd rather be cursed than poisoned.
• I Was the Girl You Were Told Not to Be
• Be
• I know what it's like to be dead
• rather be in Philadelphia
• The X that can be Y is not the true X
• Sometimes I am embarrassed to be Christian
• I'm going to be a Dad
• No one can be totally logical
• Should I be sorry?
• If you know a religion to be false, should you tell its followers?
• That would be me
• I Shall Not Be Moved
• How to be a backstabber
• If it isn't true, it ought to be!
• Hallowed Be Thy Name
• Why procrastination can be productive
• Some teachers shouldn't be allowed to teach
• If people weren't meant to be eaten, they wouldn't be made of meat!
• Went to Coney Island on a Mission From God... Be Back by Five
• Be you all pleas'd, your pleasures grieve not me
• Damn it Feels Bad to be an Angsta
• Blessed be
• Glory be to the Father
• I Want to Be Inside You
• In twenty years your favorite song will be playing in an elevator
• I refuse to be "deciphered"
• I'll be
• Authors who refuse to be photographed
• How Can You Be in Two Places at Once When You're Not Anywhere at All?
• Peace be with you
• Everything is supposed to be quiet after a massacre
• How the Internet came to be: The birth of the Internet
• If it is in the newspaper, it must be wrong
• The Way It's Meant To Be Played
• Let my armies be the rocks and the trees and the birds in the sky
• It must be the Friday night before Valentine's Day.
• We are what we pretend to be
• There will be no more stories to read
• So you want to be an air traffic controller
• The woman had a carnivorous frenzy which could only be soothed by the succulent sirloin
• Will I be allowed back in the building?
• i want to be a dj
• A Scene That, To Understand, One Must Be A Led Zeppelin Fan
• Human Consciousness could be Immortal
• painting stars that have come to be
• I want to be woken by you climbing through my window
• The cat that didn't want to be rescued
• words I've wanted to tell you but never seem to be able to
• We wanted to be together, so we worked it out.
• Cars Can Be Blue
• Today will be difficult. But tomorrow, good riding.
• Who Could That Be At This Hour?
• not to be thought of
• If you can't be used, you're useless.
• and that's how it's supposed to be
• Free to Be, You and Me
• Never be the first to let go
• Hula hoops are round, they're staying round, and they'll be around forever
• Why it is so hard to be yourself
• Sarcasm should be self-sustaining
• How can idealism be a bad thing?
• How to tell when a guy just wants to be friends
• To be rich is glorious
• Just eat a sucking candy, you'll be fine
• Why the obliteration of privacy can be a good thing
• Automobile tire pressure
• makes me want to be a better hacker
• car fog lamps should be coin-operated
• I secretly admire Cruella De Vil. PETA will be kicking down my door any second.
• Software Engineering should be considered a contact sport
• I want to be a cog
• homosexuals can be Roman Catholic priests
• Valentine's Day shouldn't be a chore
• Let him who is without sin among you be the first to cast a stone
• Without chemicals, life itself would be impossible
• After this, everything got louder and no one could be heard
• It's Tough to Be a Bug
• There has to be a better way to make human beings
• I'M GUNNA BE WICKED RETAHDED: Come for the scenery, stay for the BAP (another E2 nodah pahty)
• I beg of you, cradle my head so that I might be with you forever
• Be Frugal
• Can anorexia be a lifestyle?
• We couldn't be anywhere else but here
• The next life will be better
• May the wine be sweet. May the stories be heard. May the future bring me home.
• How interracial coupling can be eugenic
• Evil be thou my good
• die to be thin 14 (user)
• They be killin' some hog over thar'.....
• Every normal man must be tempted at times to spit on his hands, hoist the black flag, and start slitting throats
• The next time they would come, I would not be here.
• how can words exist and not be acceptable?
• The votes can be divided into roughly two categories. Those that got it, and those that didn't.
• Maybe even this will one day be pleasant to recall
• Throw aside your holiday crutches, and BE HEALED!
• May the Fourth be with you
• Nothing to do, nothing to say, I think I must be dreaming
• Don't ever lie. If you lie to your friends, they won't trust you, and you'll have nothing, and you'll never be safe.
• what would it take to be serene again?
• Mandy would be happy if i died
• Spared the sight of what you wouldn't be the same if you had seen.
• I was supposed to be dead when this picture was taken
• Let be be finale of seem
• Do you really want Alexa to be hearing this
• Imagine how the world would be if only wrecking balls could destroy flowers
• Passed pawns must be pushed
• You do not have a right to not be offended
• play dumb
• The goal of all life is to be fat, dumb and happy
• it'll be on the test
• You might be a moogle...
• It's OK to be a healthy geek
• I was supposed to be somebody by the age of 23
• I'm Gonna Be (500 Miles)
• Making your body race so your mind won't be able to
• Statements that would be shocking to people living in 1975
• The tallest blade of grass is the first to be cut by the lawnmower
• be drinkable
• Sometimes it's hard to be good
• I'm going to be a programmer!
• So you want to be a DJ?
• Don't be seduced by the taco bar

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