Findings:

• Have you ever been so excited about your life that it makes you almost want to cry?
• Your radical ideas about many things have already occurred to others but have never been articulated in a fashion so accessible to current generations
• I'm probably the best lover I'll ever have
• Never, never in my life have I seen such a ridiculous looking instrument of death
• We are scarred, grizzled veterans of wars you'll never have to fight
• What if I had never met you? How much the poorer would my life have been.
• I always knew I would have a 21st birthday but I never thought I'd be 21
• I have no scars. I have never loved.
• I'll look at this in a year and wonder how I could have been so stupid
• I asked a friend to draw me, and I'm scared of what I'll see
• I'm scared to death of what havoc he could wreak in my life
• I'm so goddamned cruel to you. But you'll never know
• I never thought I'd have something to say
• I'll pretend I just cursed myself by saying this, so when it doesn't happen I have something to fall back on other than you
• I'm scared. I don't have a name.
• I never thought a picture could cause so much pain
• I keep thinking I'm so tough but I rarely care enough to prove it. So am I really tough then? Or does every dog just have its day?
• for so many lifetimes i have sought what i now have
• I have gone too far. I have been thinking, this is my life. Well, not yet.
• I have measured out my life with a pumpkin patch
• Launch me into space, and I'll never need to come back
• look closely: a thousand words I'll never say to you
• Using a command line
• Never underestimate the impact you have on your fellow human beings.
• I'm not this cool in real life
• I'll be happier when the rain stops. But I know I'd be miserable if it never rained again.
• If a system is given nothing but a steady supply of unconditional self-affirmation, it will never see an impetus to cure its ills
• Jesus loves you so I don't have to
• The hot girls from cold countries have scars you're not supposed to see
• It is never too late to be what you would have been
• I would have killed for a sexual thought
• "Why, oh why do I have so many innocuous crosses to bear?"
• You have exactly two minutes left of your life
• I'll never forget Morocco
• Correct me if I'm wrong, and if I am, I'll eat a bug
• We read your mail so you don't have to
• So I'm listening to the last hole of the PGA Championship
• I'm just so tired of waking up all alone
• I know you don't read too good so I'll write slow
• Great Truths About Life That Children Have Learned
• I can't have an original idea anymore
• I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
• I'm white, upper-middle-class in the richest country in the world-what need have I for God?
• Things that have never been said in the entire history of man
• I would've taken an axe to it, but I'm pretty sure the dryad would have pulverized me
• They made the sunrise for people like us just so we have an excuse for why we're still up.
• The FOOLS! They laughed at my theories at the university, but I'll have my revenge! I'll have my REVENGE!
• some people are so poor, all they have is money
• I Have Never Known a World
• i've never wanted to die, only things i can never have
• Songs Hazelnut Listened To So You Don't Have To
• I sincerely hope you have one of these somewhere in your life.
• Hello, I take Zoloft. I am so gloriously mentally ill! You will love me, yes?
• i cannot ever have you, not even in thoughts.
• Yeah I can love my fellow man; but I'm damned if I'll love yours.
• I am saving your nodes because I'll miss you so much
• I'll never forget you, you shiny flying people
• I'll Never Remember the Day
• It's knowing that I'll never get lost
• I'm so toasty, you could spread jam on me
• I have never let my schooling interfere with my education
• I'm so tough
• I'm living my life vicariously through my roommate
• I'm so shallow, a new t-shirt makes me happy
• A Supposedly Fun Thing I'll Never Do Again
• The five people you must have in your life at all times
• I have lost many things, so many
• I love you so much that I have to break up with you
• So you don't have to
• I used to have so many dreams
• I have never felt more alive
• To think that there are kids today that have never used a joystick
• Lady Evolution, why have you wronged me so?
• I've lost my memory but I have ink, so.
• I am not gay. I have never been gay.
• Of course I'll love you forever, provided we have sex right now
• So long Arthur Miller! Who do I have to look up to now?
• How can I need kisses I have never felt?
• Something I Can Never Have
• His socks do not have a smell, which is so courteous.
• war trophies for people who have never been to war
• Can God create a boulder so large He can't have anal sex with it?
• I am letting myself down so you don't have to
• Don't ever lie. If you lie to your friends, they won't trust you, and you'll have nothing, and you'll never be safe.
• you have never been safe
• I Came Out Here To Have A Good Time And Honestly I Am Feeling So Attacked Right Now
• I'll keep calligraphy (you can have the flying spaghetti monster)
• Most American kids have never separated tortillas
• Oh well, I guess I'll have to stain the world with darkness until my bloodlust has been quenched.
• i'm afraid i will have to request that no one have the name "john" ever again. Existing "johns" will need to change their names.
• please come stay with me in the forest so at least i have one person with whom i have no secrets
• Though I may not have lived a virtuous life, at least I can say I've lived
• you have ghosts. where are they? are they so deep that the light cannot reach them? is there any such place?
• Things are looking up, so I'll just stand here and wait for a satellite to fall on my head
• I'll Never Trust A Mage Again
• You're so funny I think I'll kick your ass
• why I do have to get so deep with people all the time just to gently let them down 2 weeks later
• I'll Never Smoke Weed with Willie Again
• Home I'll never be
• Congratulations, you have eliminated all forms of hospitable life
• With your feet in two separate boats, I'll push you away so you won't fall in
• i have been burning for so long
• First Scenes for Plays I'll Never Finish
• Strike me down - I'll be everything I'm not
• Somewhere I have never travelled, gladly beyond
• I'm scared to run the program I wrote
• when i get out i'll come and find you cause you're my other half i never told you that
• Things I'll Never Tell You
• I'm passionate about my plant life
• I'm scared
• Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died
• OK, so I'm a fuckup, and it's Tuesday
• It's not my fault that I'm so evil
• Oh, look at me, I'm so drunk
• Get over the self-absorbed "I'll never sell out" rhetoric
• Something that may have changed my life...
• I'm going to have to ask you to leave
• Stoned music memories
• Have you felt so proud to get at the meaning of poems?
• It's not enough they take your life away with a gun; they have to take it away with their pens, too
• Is it possible to miss something you have never experienced?
• Never imagine you have any idea what you're attracted to
• You Should Never Have Asked Him About His Job!
• I don't have a life; Everyone else wants to live my life for me
• My brain and I have never fully communicated
• I'm not religious, but I think I have a close relationship with God
• Questions we will never have answers to
• Even inanimate objects have a sort of life and legacy
• So this is Christmas. And what have you done?
• What I'm trying to say is that I may have unconsciously plagiarized this
• Why black women have so few wrinkles
• Life is material; you just have to live long enough to figure out how to use it
• I have become furniture in your life
• I must have waited all my life for this
• Goddammit, I should never have built that giant killer robot
• Help! I'm going to have sex
• Must never have dated my friend Emily
• I have no idea what you're talking about, so here's a picture of a bunny with a pancake on its head.
• I have been enslaved to imaginary Berlins my whole life.
• I have failed to integrate the machine experience into my life
• I have never held such sins against them the way that I hold them against you
• Dogs don't have souls, so it doesn't matter
• You are never dedicated to something in which you have complete confidence
• I have never been sure that you knew quite how much I loved you
• I have to get up early and do laundry so I can wear something nice to the weirdo sex club
• Most Americans have never tasted real cinnamon
• When I woke up this morning, I thought I was a parallelogram. I still have a sneaking suspicion.
• We're bandaging wounds you'll never have.
• I have never talked to you, yet I hate you
• Books Hazelnut Read So You Don't Have To (category)
• The hope that life isn't simply what remains after we have locked our childhoods away.
• Have you ever thought
• Phone books have never been this exciting!
• Never meddle in the affairs of wizards, especially before they have their coffee
• If only I'd thought of the right words, I could have held on to your heart
• Yesterday, I believe I would never have done what I did today.
• I have to wonder how this can be a metaphor for my life
• I'm taking all I have to take, this taking's gonna shape me
• His actions have already scarred American history.
• Tom Cruise is aware of many of the mistakes you have made in your life
• I still have the scar
• it wouldn't be so bad if people like you would have become ghosts too
• You haven't seen it and you don't understand. I have malice. I have cruelty. The little fire that's always been inside me isn't so little anymore.
• Would I have hid myself away if I had known I'd never be found?
• I have been enslaved to imaginary Berlins my whole life. (dream) mp3 (recording)
• For I have sworn thee fair, and thought thee bright, who art as black as hell, as dark as night.
• I have never
• I'll never be the one to force my parents into an "old age" home
• A thought that may have passed in the mind of the busboy at the cafe where I often find myself
• Scene from the movie I'll never write
• I'm Sorry I'll Read That Again
• Rampant mass consumerism is so evil. Hey, can I have a sip of that Frappucino?
• My entire life I have been composing my death poem
• I'll never be the other woman
• No, but I'll have a beer
• So what if your radical ideas have already occurred to others

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