Findings:

• I'll explain it when you're older
• when i get out i'll come and find you cause you're my other half i never told you that
• When you're dead, you're dead
• What To Expect When You're Expecting
• Why it seems you get good ideas when you're stoned
• The quality of relationships with people when you're sick
• Sex starts when you're standing up
• When you're a quarterback, you should not screw with the minds of your linemen
• When you're finished struggling... are you free tonight?
• remember, when they look right through you, you're still there
• When she shouts BE QUIET THE NEIGHBORS WILL HEAR IF YOU'RE NOT QUIET
• How to close a KFC when you're a cook
• Time flies when you're having fun
• Swing when you're winning
• it's hard to hear when you're stuck inside someone's torso
• when you're ready to touch me again
• Sing when you're winning
• When you're alone
• Only when you're older
• Mixed drinks you come up with when you're drunk
• Things to Do in Denver When You're Dead
• You're never around when I need you
• Every Day's a Holiday When You're Pagan: January
• You know you're in the SCA when
• When you're little, mom and dad are superheroes
• Things to do on Valentine's day when you're single
• Time stands still when you're in the tube
• When you're the oldest, you're not allowed to feel pain
• You wake up slowly when you're a mile underground
• Life is what happens to you when you're busy making other plans
• When you're supposed to go down, find the deepest well and go down to the bottom
• You know you're in a terrible mood when the songs don't work
• How to open a KFC when you're a cook
• I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
• This is the place you see in your head when you're sitting at your desk dreaming
• Music You Listen to When You're Depressed
• I'll give up printf() when you pry my cold dead fingers from it
• I'll be happier when the rain stops. But I know I'd be miserable if it never rained again.
• You're so funny I think I'll kick your ass
• Don't stop. You can sleep when you're dead.
• When you're home alone
• Feeling like you're moving when you're really sitting still
• The hole in the ground for bodily waste when camping
• i just keep waiting for the day when i'll see you again
• It's hard to get C!-ed when you're a boring programmer
• Knowing you're going to die when you turn 30
• Live so that they cry when you're born and laugh when you die
• When you pirate MP3s, you're downloading communism
• Nobody Knows You When You're Down and Out
• You can't rant when you're not angry
• You know you're a geek when...
• Maybe someday I'll be an M&M the color of your eyes
• I miss you when you're away. Please go.
• Risqué comment opportunities when you're a Subway employee
• Everything looks beautiful when you're young and pretty
• Southern Funerary Rites: Things to Do In Dixie When You're Dead
• There is Nowhere Left to Go When You're The Handsomest Man in the World
• How Can You Be in Two Places at Once When You're Not Anywhere at All?
• How to buy LEGO sets when you're over twice the suggested age
• How to draw a 4-dimensional object, when you're limited to 3 dimensions
• Things to do in Denver when you're not dead: A Mile-High Nodermeet
• It’s memories that I’m stealing, but you’re innocent when you dream
• You know you're blacked out when...
• When you're born with duckweed in your hair, it never washes out
• I'll get there when I get there
• It's hard to be an addict when you're broke
• You're pretty when you're quiet
• Every Day's a Holiday When You're Pagan: February
• You're pretty when you cry
• when you're done, you can let her die if that's what you want. Or you can wake her.
• When you're loving me, I love you most
• Things are safer when you're not entirely you.
• Everything is hazy and perfect when you're on enough hard drugs to disconnect you from reality.
• When You're Evil
• What is honesty when you're wearing a mask?
• I'll pretend I just cursed myself by saying this, so when it doesn't happen I have something to fall back on other than you
• I am eighteen years old
• The Kim Li Diaries: Chapter Eighteen
• The Wonderful Widow of Eighteen Springs
• The Edwin Smith Papyrus: Case Eighteen
• Eighteen seconds before sunrise
• Eighteen Years in the Khyber
• Music For Eighteen Musicians
• One eighteen, four twenty six, four twenty eight, zero zero one, band.
• explain
• Excuse me, could you explain again why you suck?
• Anime Explained
• How I vainly tried to explain the nature of Flatland
• That whole bedroom thing wouldn't have happened if you hadn't tried to explain Quantum Physics
• Waffle Explained
• Trying to explain Everything to your non-Everythingite friends
• My body is still trying to explain it to my brain
• "Shut up," he explained
• Revelation of St. John explained
• You can't stop thinking of her: this is how you explained it, a proof of your being in love.
• It is the kind of smile which explains everything
• Gödel's Second Incompleteness Theorem explained in words of one syllable
• How Daniel explained it to me
• That explains a lot
• Honor Roll explained
• Remembering things I cannot explain
• Hell Explained By A Chemist
• Snatched away, like the Lindberg baby, who everyone talked about, which explains my lifelong fear of ladders.
• Explain That Shopping List
• biotics explained
• science can't explain how our thoughts are formed
• Reading the card explains the card.
• British Things Explained (category)
• ill
• Correct me if I'm wrong, and if I am, I'll eat a bug
• Lincensed to Ill
• well, I'll be jiggered
• Then I'll see you in hell!
• Scene from the movie I'll never write
• I've got access to Mother now, and I'll get my own answers, thank you
• I'll be a post-feminist in the post-patriarchy
• Tell me how you want to die, and I'll tell you who you are
• I'll never be the one to force my parents into an "old age" home
• I'll Take Manhattan
• I'll Sink Manhattan
• I'll tell you what kind of guy I was
• No, but I'll have a beer
• I'll be back
• I'll never be the other woman
• How long do you think I'll let you keep me here?
• I'll fire aimlessly if you don't come out!
• I'll take honest brutality over the sweetest lies anyday!
• I asked a friend to draw me, and I'm scared of what I'll see
• I think I'll just go to sleep in this snow bank.
• seriously ill
• I'll Be a Sunbeam
• Things are looking up, so I'll just stand here and wait for a satellite to fall on my head
• Hello, I take Zoloft. I am so gloriously mentally ill! You will love me, yes?
• I'll throw the first rock
• I'll take the red pill
• I'll take my half whole
• if I can't be with you, then I'll write about you, or I'll write about something else
• I Love You ... I'll Kill You
• I'll be your fantasy
• I will go. I shall go. I'll see where the end may be.
• I'm probably the best lover I'll ever have
• Cryptic, but I'll take it
• I'll get you next time, Gadget!
• I'll be a monkey's uncle
• I'll Play the Blues for You
• I'll Take You Home Again, Kathleen
• Write my biography, I'll write your fiction
• The Corpus Hermeticum: Book Seven: The Greatest Ill Among Men Is Ignorance of God
• I'll become what you became to me
• mentally ill
• I'll Tell You a Story
• It's my birthday and I'll refuse to drink if I want to
• Projects that use C techniques and call it C++ make me ill
• I'll Be Your Johnny on the Spot
• You think I'll cry? I won't cry! My heart will break before I'll cry.
• Don't be sad, I'll make you happy
• You're such a fool to give me what I want
• I won't tell you the real reason why I hate you, but I'll tell you another which is just as good
• 'Oh, Whistle, and I'll Come to You, My Lad'
• Give me an hour and I'll give you your dreams
• I'll trade you three nodeshells for some inspiration
• Of course I'll love you forever, provided we have sex right now
• Well, I'll tread with caution leaving only monarch footsteps in my wake.
• I'll Paint You a Sky
• One day, E2 will attain sentience. And I'll be there to see it.
• I'll be in my bunk.
• Tell me what's real and I'll learn to be happy
• I'll get us a hotel room for the night
• There Goes the Neighborhood! 4: My thunderstick for your beaver
• Herrin ill
• look closely: a thousand words I'll never say to you
• I'll do anything to pass
• Persistently ill, and still does not die.
• I'll buy you Mountain Dew if you realize I love you.
• Yeah I can love my fellow man; but I'm damned if I'll love yours.
• I'll give you something to cry about
• I'll take that as a compliment
• Marry me and I'll buy you a new computer
• Why if I ever meet Nancy Grace, I'll punch her in her yapping poodle-like face
• Give me a minute, I'll change your mind.
• go ahead I'll listen (user)
• One more day like today and I'll kill you
• I'll Meet You Half-Way
• The FOOLS! They laughed at my theories at the university, but I'll have my revenge! I'll have my REVENGE!
• It's psychosomatic. You need a lobotomy. I'll get the saw.
• I'll look at this in a year and wonder how I could have been so stupid

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