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• Her sleeves ride up on her arms when she moves
• when you're done, you can let her die if that's what you want. Or you can wake her.
• I'll give up printf() when you pry my cold dead fingers from it
• When you can almost recognize her face, but you can't remember her name
• Dig up her bones
• When she woke up, her hands were still dreaming
• When not to break up with your girlfriend
• I'll be happier when the rain stops. But I know I'd be miserable if it never rained again.
• Puffing up one's self to appear larger
• Why time appears to speed up with age
• Things that can go wrong when assembling a computer
• Performing her communion with quick slashes up and down her arm
• How can I comfort you when it breaks me too?
• Can't speed up, can't slow down - all we can do is follow these damn dogs
• When Did You See Her Last?
• What I want to be when I grow up
• You knew I was a rattlesnake when you picked me up
• radios work better when closer to her skin
• How can I talk about love when the bacon is burned and the house is an absolute mess and the children are screaming their heads off and I'm going to miss my bus?
• Don't try to make the moment last. You can ruin it that way. Just learn to savor it and, when the time comes, learn how to let it go.
• I don't create. I execute the images which appear.
• Her smile could light up a three-story building
• Why respect knights, when my potions can do anything that you can?
• i can tell you the dreaming up north is real and wide
• I'll pretend I just cursed myself by saying this, so when it doesn't happen I have something to fall back on other than you
• When a true genius appears in the world, you may know him by this sign, that the dunces are all in confederacy against him
• Things are looking up, so I'll just stand here and wait for a satellite to fall on my head
• You wake up slowly when you're a mile underground
• When the student is ready, the teacher appears
• Forgive me for who I am when I wake up
• don't hesitate when small obstacles appear
• a folded up piece of paper slipped under your door
• at least in dreams when shit gets ugly you can still fly and whistle
• Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free?
• I can only pray that, when I finally leave, I will have done little enough damage to be totally forgotten
• I have to get up early and do laundry so I can wear something nice to the weirdo sex club
• Never attribute to malice that which can be attributed to stupidity
• Over and over it would rain so that we could not dig the body up
• Dig up
• you can give up, but there will always be those who do not
• I am the child with her nose pressed up against the window.
• Ruth holding up time with her beauty
• Devil up her sleeve
• She was a committed romantic and an anarcha-feminist. This was hard for her because it meant she couldn't blow up beautiful buildings.
• Sometimes when I hold a child I can feel my life grow long
• I got the feeling the Fairy Council was mad at me when the president knocked over her coffee to get a better grip on my neck
• One of the most irritating things that can happen when talking
• And then stand/alone/bitch popped up under 'local matches'
• I won't tell you the real reason why I hate you, but I'll tell you another which is just as good
• Were you really expecting to only learn true things when you signed up for this class?
• How to tell when you have really messed up your relationship
• You cannot pick up the pieces, unless they all fall to the floor
• I want to be a whale when I grow up. Or a squid.
• When smoke stood up from Ludlow
• When the Roll Is Called Up Yonder
• I want to be a pirate when I grow up
• When life gives you lemons, just shut up and eat your damn lemons
• Why if I ever meet Nancy Grace, I'll punch her in her yapping poodle-like face
• You make a light in the world and you hope someone can still look up from the dust for long enough to see it
• Listen, we ended up ruined. I find my answers where I can.
• When we kiss I can hear your thoughts, so I would rather we didn't
• Piero Manzoni
• When water chokes you
• Yeah I can love my fellow man; but I'm damned if I'll love yours.
• Can you clean up you're grammar please?
• we can give up, but the world never will
• GammaGirl, Nothing can slow her down
• When I think of him now I can smell horses
• That is not dead which can eternal lie
• We can do the sideways thinking that's needed to combat something which can literally eat your combat training.
• Can I wake you up?
• When words fail me, music helps. I can at least sing along.
• When you go on a quest for revenge, make sure to dig two graves
• Is any man so daring as to dig them up?
• When will you humans learn that your "feelings" (as you so call them) can stand in the way of big cash payoffs?
• canned piece of soul
• when I touch her I hope it's you that smiles
• She is so beautiful, I gave up Nihilism for her
• What do girls think about guys when they catch guys staring at their breasts, but the guy is actually trying to read her shirt?
• The Madame Retrieves That Which is Hers
• When she sleeps, is she not moving her legs aside for an unknown garrison?
• How to be strong for her, when all you want is to depend on her
• Call her up, tell her how love is not a question.
• So bashful when I spied her
• Having knowledge is not the same as having understanding. You can have all the pieces in front of you and still not be able to put the puzzle together.
• Why beverage cans have concave bottoms
• Her lack of response opened a gate through which my mind started to wander, into a wilderness where the shadows all had teeth...
• I'll explain it when you're older
• I can see her face
• when still her eyes held water
• I'll get there when I get there
• i just keep waiting for the day when i'll see you again
• Up My Street (A Quest for Local Knowledge)
• Local publications I picked up in Toronto
• when i get out i'll come and find you cause you're my other half i never told you that
• Maybe someday I'll be an M&M the color of your eyes
• I like it when I dream of her. It's the only time we get to talk.
• When you grow up, your heart dies
• The Man Felt an Iron Hand Grasp Him by the Hair, at the Nape. Not One Hand, a Hundred Hands Seized Him, Each by the Hair, and Tore Him Head to Foot, the Way You Tear Up a Sheet of Paper, Into Hundreds of Little Pieces
• Mixed drinks you come up with when you're drunk
• I want to be a dirty old man when I grow up
• Her hair, tangled
• When you wake up feeling old
• When Chopin finished a piece he stopped writing it
• This is the kind of English up with which I will not put
• When you make your own mother cry you know you've fucked up
• When I'm swept up by the Rapture, grab the wheel of my pick-up
• May the world be a better place when I wake up
• Don't stop. You can sleep when you're dead.
• It was late when he came home; it woke you up
• When I Grow Up
• The point at which your carefully woven story falls to pieces
• When the Dancer Holds the Sun in Her Arms
• Dust mop so magic she can not believe how fun it is to clean up after people
• Can You Forgive Her?
• When you are drunk, all you can see is light
• You can play with my ex-girlfriend, but treat her like the lady that she is.
• lots of small things can fill up a day without you even being aware of it
• Ducks can swim. What about her pearls?
• We can meet her for you wholesale: a dreaming girl's singularity
• You are at the beginning of your next trillion years, and you can spend it with us, or you can spend it curled up and shivering.
• only by consuming pieces of one another can beings such as we exist
• Up, because the sky has room for us and more than we can ever make
• Having gotten myself into a position where I can have my cake and eat it too, I feel a strong compulsion to get up from the table
• How Can You Be in Two Places at Once When You're Not Anywhere at All?
• What doesn't kill you can only fuck you up for a really, really long time
• Having gotten myself into a position where I can have my cake and eat it too, I feel no compulsion to get up from the table
• All that you can take with you is that which you give away.
• Every time that I tell her that I love her, I can taste my own hypocrisy
• Things you can tell just by looking at her
• I'll punch you as hard as you can cry.
• How can a man stand when they cut off his feet?
• I can feel the heat coming off my neck when I think too hard.
• a place which you can only see for a moment before waking
• Who needs love when you can have death?
• Why is it we desire that which we can never attain?
• I'll keep calligraphy (you can have the flying spaghetti monster)
• You can still be very hurtful when you do what's right.
• it's a pity we only appreciate some once they're gone, when they can no longer defend themselves
• Only when you can accept the pain does it start to fade. That's what healing is.
• Always talk to dead people when you can. Always.
• when the credits roll
• i'll find a place to rest my spirit if i can
• Men Who Dig Up History
• Take Her up to Monto
• Guilt is a hard thing to bury but it’s a really easy thing to dig up
• This is immensely rewarding when successful, but can be an extremely intensive and difficult thing to develop and practice
• We celebrate the holidays when we can. In the ways we can afford to.
• Tied up tight, like a bride on her wedding night
• I remember when it was me who made her toilet flush
• Sometimes the apathy she saw made her want to curl up and cry
• a smiling girl with blonde eyelashes and a sundress. someday i'll find her
• I come home, she lifted up her wings. I guess that this must be the place.
• I remember when it was me who made her skin flush
• wake up and find her still there
• I set my sister up with her husband, and all I got was this great dress and a trip to Hawaii
• spade-struck embers spark and flare the smoke what snarls up in her hair
• It is her name that I think of when I think about being in love.
• if you fear spells, look away when she decides to share her hair with the wind.
• Her heart is in little tiny pieces that are going to blow away.
• If I'd have shot her when I met her, I'd be out of jail by now.
• And her legs went on forever, like staring up at infinity
• Robert Lionel Fanthorpe fills up the word count in a science fiction novel: she brushed her teeth
• dr's Hospital Adventure : nurses put up with more than you can ever realize
• When I look into her eyes, I no longer care about what the world thinks. This is what it feels like to be alive.
• before the internet when teen had REAL relationship the boy could look at the girl and judge the diameter of her thorax with his feelers and determine whether the mating ritual could commence but NO MORE. evil woman use her computer sorcery
• She picked herself up, wiping away at her dignity
• The clockwork of her mind is unravelling, bits and pieces coarse with emotion
• little pieces of her tragically poetic attempts at being loved that she was startlingly aware of, today
• When can it end?

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