Robert Lionel Fanthorpe fills up the word count in a science fiction novel: she brushed her teeth

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Take my hand, little naked buddy, while we sniff the magic number	After a six-month diet of blues and greys I was back to white. I was an empty plate.	Talking like a pirate is fun but annoys people	Robert Lionel Fanthorpe
There is despair, Mr. President, in faces you don't see, in the places you don't visit in your shining city	Robert Rankin	Letter from a good friend long far-flung	The crazy things we do to keep ourselves sane
Your words are delicious and enticing, and I would save them all like love letters	The Kenwood Ladies Bathing Pond	Barack Obama's Speech at the Democratic National Convention, 2004	Johnny Canuck, the Fightin' Canadian
I want to rip off your logic and make passionate sense to you	The day I met Robert Anton Wilson	Nerf Herder	Midichlorians
I am many things, but I am not that strong	Election of 2048