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• Until I die there will be sounds. And they will continue following my death. One need not fear about the future of music.
• Nothing new about Ancient Greece will be learned until the Vatican is plundered
• You will be a tear-stained diary entry, and it will have been all your fault
• so that all her children will be adventurers in light
• The Man Who Would Be King
• When I stop going there, I will be well.
• When I rise it will be with the ranks, and not from the ranks
• A Man Needs To be Told
• Never give an order you know will not be obeyed
• You will be assimilated
• The vanity of a woman demands that a man be more than a happy husband
• there will be a last
• The zombie revolution will not be televised. But it will be tweeted.
• The war with the machines will not be fought on a battlefield
• I will always be weird inside
• False psychics in Florida will be charged with perjury
• Will warez and filesharing be the salvation of freedom?
• The revolution will not be televised
• Will the Circle Be Unbroken?
• When my boat comes in, you will be the first to board
• On the comet there will be much pie
• And it's one more good thing that will never be again
• Please tell me it will all be okay.
• Soon I Will Be Invincible
• Could man be drunk for ever
• I can only pray that, when I finally leave, I will have done little enough damage to be totally forgotten
• X is the Y of the future, and always will be
• There Will Be Blood
• Carl Everett
• the world will be remade in our image
• After today, for two people, the world will never be the same
• Any fool with a dick can make a baby but it takes a real man to be a father
• The Scots Confession: Chapter 7
• I find evolution to be a woefully inadequate theory until it can explain the following:
• When will Linux be a good gaming platform?
• Your first writeup will be nuked: Don't give up
• Pay attention, this will be important later
• We try to be friendly here. Those who are not friendly will be shot.
• "The Mos' Bes' Nize Man"
• My RPG will be a work of art
• Will the Atomic Bomb Ever Be Perfected, and If So, What Becomes of Robert Heinlein?
• All That You Love Will Be Carried Away
• If you tolerate this piss then your bitter will be next
• This program has performed an illegal operation and will be shut down
• I was not made for love songs, and love songs will never be made for me.
• I will be your young sinner
• The sound of the violin will always be the sound of my disintegrating marriage
• This is not a joke. It won't be easy. We will rule the world.
• I will be the first thing you will be thinking about after you wake
• Every normal man must be tempted at times to spit on his hands, hoist the black flag, and start slitting throats
• It takes a man to teach a man to be a man.
• It is not good that the man should be alone
• life is short, life is shit, and soon it will all be over
• We Regret to Inform You That Tomorrow We Will Be Killed with Our Families
• Together, we will be the oil drifts under the sea during the next incarnation of civilization
• It will never be just you
• Someday, I will be strong
• You will know your action. You are present there, not thinking of somewhere else you ought to be.
• Boys will be boys
• We are aiming for the worst and it will not be that bad.
• But, my dear sir, if you educate them, they will no longer be Baptists
• Men And Women Will Never Be The Same
• And Man Said, "Let There Be God."
• The guy who may as well already be dead and therefore doesn't care about the consequences of his actions and is able to move with perfect freedom for the remainder of what will likely be a tragically short life
• In the future everyone will be world-famous for fifteen minutes
• If you tolerate this your children will be next
• Her perception of how gorgeous she is will be evident in her lack of movement during sex
• When we finally fall, it will be fast and sure
• All scientific theories will eventually be disproved
• The end will be a sellout
• Time travel, as I think of it, will never be invented
• In the future, all turds will be perfectly round
• Can the Circle Be Unbroken?
• The revolution will not be webcast
• It will be in Georgia. It will be Taipei.
• World peace is a beautiful dream that will never be achieved by the human race
• Smoking to be banned on community college campuses
• It will be a hot day and these two ice cubes. We will melt, become one.
• I have always imagined that Paradise will be a kind of library
• Job applications with spelling errors will be thrown away
• And there will be whores and rumors of whores
• Spiral, spin, ride the whirlwind, knowing when the drumming stops, there will be no second dance
• I will be in my trailer!
• she's the reason the dust i finally leave will be better than the dust i came from
• Will you please be quiet, please?
• I will make your oppressors eat their own flesh and they shall be drunk with their own blood like wine
• Be your own man
• In twenty years your favorite song will be playing in an elevator
• Three people who are spies and a horse who will also be a spy
• If the earth won't be still, than I will.
• Everything will be alright
• One day, E2 will attain sentience. And I'll be there to see it.
• In the movie of his life, the part of Keanu Reeves will be played by a block of wood, and the critics will pan it for being too expressive
• throw them away; there will be individually-wrapped replacements
• In case of rapture, this vehicle will be unmanned
• I assume I am a visionary. You will not be able to convince me otherwise.
• You're not going to be happy until you put someone's eye out
• We won't die secret deaths anymore. The world only spins forward. We will be citizens.
• I will be light
• my promise is broken—words will never be over
• when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
• They will not be named!
• Anything you say can and will be used against you. (e2poll)
• Maybe even this will one day be pleasant to recall
• The man who refused to be King
• When night falls, I will be waiting for you
• It will be good when I am leader
• This love will be your downfall.
• I will be hard and silver and pure without fear.
• Someday my life will be interesting, and I will come back and tell you about it then
• One Day I Will Be The Summer
• The sky will hold them. They will be an ocean apart.
• I have a feeling it will be in my dreams
• Your last act as a free man should of course be to burn the scrap of paper
• I want to be a dirty old man when I grow up
• The television will not be revolutionized
• This will be of fine service for you, you bag of the scum
• What life after death will really be like
• Will I cease to be
• There will be time
• The Rock Revolution Will Not Be Televised
• If you behave there will be cake for the miscreants we call your brothers
• Be a man
• There will be nobody there to shed a tear
• The monsters of the past will be long forgotten by the time the general populace is ever forgiven
• Accept this, and your next breath will be infinitely sweeter.
• I fear I will be nothing
• Someday we will all be crude oil and diamonds
• I will ever be your combustive tablature of igneous geometries
• As you graduate from college, you are the most conservative you will ever be
• A child who will clearly grow up to be as demented as me
• This Will Be Laughing Week
• I secretly admire Cruella De Vil. PETA will be kicking down my door any second.
• When, if ever, will there be permanent peace in the Balkans?
• There will be time, there will be time, to prepare a face to meet the faces that you meet
• Why Deeahblita will never be late again
• I want to be alone until God rips a rib out of my chest and makes me a woman
• Who Will Be There
• Will I be given that chance?
• To be this good will take Sega ages
• I will go. I shall go. I'll see where the end may be.
• node that will be my legacy
• If I can just get Mike to the 24-hour Whipper-Snapper, I will be okay.
• Marks which will never be broken
• Oh sneff, will you be my cook, my thief, my wife, and my lover?
• In the future, hairstyles will be just like they are now
• You will be wrong. Embrace it.
• Everything will be required of us, and everything will be given
• The strengths that opposed your will shall be obedient fire in your blood
• I'm going to be a Dad
• I am not wrong. I will not be mended.
• Maybe when we drown the fish will be our friends
• This Train Will Be Taking No Passengers
• Necronomicon: Of Ye Times And Ye Seasons To Be Observed
• Maybe someday I'll be an M&M the color of your eyes
• It Will Always Be Here For You
• Oh, oh, you will be sorry for that word!
• This will be the hardest thing you ever do
• The next life will be better
• Questions you will be asked when you study Chinese
• The Revolution will be televised
• You will be advanced socially, without any special effort on your part
• Whoso would be a man must be a nonconformist
• Survivors will be prosecuted
• She tells stories as if she knows what the ending will be.
• There will never be another you
• I will be your Berlin Wall, and I will never fall
• Someday, someone will be here unearthing my bones
• Questions will be asked...AND DESTROYED! BY ANSWERS!
• Who Will Survive, and What Will Be Left of Them?
• These trains will be the death of me yet
• When the log rolls over we will all be dead
• You touched me when I needed to be touched, and for that I will hold you in my heart forever
• all the cute guys will be there
• My subconscious is much smarter than I will ever be
• Will I be allowed back in the building?
• "Gathered together we will be", intoned Yoda
• non-standard analysis will never be mainstream
• Your first relationship will be nuked: Don't give up
• When the seagulls follow the trawler, it is because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea.
• the road ahead will be bumpy
• If it be your will
• There will be no more stories to read
• I will always be in the details
• Even the dead will not be safe

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