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• Meanwhile, the PILOT, who has been laughing hysterically through the entire sequence, finally loses it. He falls out of his chair and bangs his head against the panel, causing the ship to lose control and crash into a nearby planet
• StuartO))) has his head up his ass and could not write his way out of a wet paper sack
• Tomorrow will come. Yesterday has gone. The Now is here.
• Now hollow fires burn out to black
• He stretched out his arms but she was not there
• before the internet when teen had REAL relationship the boy could look at the girl and judge the diameter of her thorax with his feelers and determine whether the mating ritual could commence but NO MORE. evil woman use her computer sorcery
• In the summer they will pull the beautiful bodies out of storage.
• What I used to be/Will pass away, and then you'll see/That all I want now/Is happiness for you and me
• His memory perishes from the earth, and he has no name in the street.
• Michael Moved Out to Live with His Bitch & Her Dog
• England expects that every man will do his duty
• He believes he has written a poem, yes.
• I will tell you the phrase, but you must never speak it out loud. If you do, you will surely die.
• someone has been out crying on my lawn again
• All this has happened before, and all of it will happen again.
• Bob Wills and his Texas Playboys
• Dumbledore pointed his wand at the bottle and the cork flew out.
• He will have the taste of warm ripe fruit in his mouth
• So he's dressed a little differently and he has a halo-like light above his head.
• You Better Watch Out, or the Insects Will Get You
• Find every story and every poem you've ever written. Now rewrite them in blood.
• Millions now living will never die
• Science podcast out now! (document)
• Unless the enemy has studied his Agrippa... which I have!
• The guy who may as well already be dead and therefore doesn't care about the consequences of his actions and is able to move with perfect freedom for the remainder of what will likely be a tragically short life
• My Uncle, on His 80th Birthday
• Johnny Nolan has a patch on his ass
• An American Testament has been written, and our Ten Commandments are as follows
• No one will ever love Adam for his honesty. It's just not there
• He who does not forget his first love will not recognize his last
• his whole life, like a thundercloud, out in front of him
• In the movie of his life, the part of Keanu Reeves will be played by a block of wood, and the critics will pan it for being too expressive
• I see it on the TV and I laugh out loud, but it's the way I feel right now.
• So while Faust is busy trying to wipe the blood off his face and Shorty's trying to claw his eyes out, I mosey away and try my hand at storming the castle
• Slay them all. God will know his own.
• I think this boy's cheese has done slid off his cracker
• If I'd have shot her when I met her, I'd be out of jail by now.
• I love you. Now get your finger out of my nose.
• I WILL beat the hell out of the addiction
• One day I will step out of my body and burst into bloom
• Madness drips from the walls like the wax of weeping candles, and written in the residue is the question: Where Are You Now?
• keep feeding the fire and it will never go out
• him will I blot out of my book
• She will remember your heart when men are fairy tales in books written by rabbits
• Now coming down, out of this swandive, into your arms
• My new partner has his first tantrum
• How to find out if an egg has gone bad
• Now let's see what has happened to us by adopting a sedentary lifestyle
• Someone has writer's block but I don't know if I'm him right now
• Socks, now 19, has cancer.
• Darth Everything meets Death who has just knocked on his front door
• Has Anyone Ever Written Anything for You
• the fire burned and burned; it was so great and now so much time has passed and the fire is still burning, but it requires attendance
• Where the fear has gone there will be nothing. Only I will remain.
• unfortunately, his entire corpus was composed in English, and so has been lost to the ravages of time
• That man has writer's block but I don't know if I'm him right now
• An E2 Seattle debauch aftermath node
• His eyes look out at me from people that I meet
• I like to imagine that Bond's firing the tank shells out of his mouth
• Why did Bach never write an opera?
• The ringing has been drowned out by voices
• This program has performed an illegal operation and will be shut down
• left everything on his desk and walked out into the bright sunlight
• a constant, low wind trembles through him, catching his words and sending them out into the world
• My next door neighbor has human heads in his freezer
• All his front teeth knocked out, living a nightmare
• The shit that gets carried out in His name
• Then the father hen will call his chickens home
• Out of his fucking mind
• Watch out now, that rain is wet
• Marvin K. Mooney, Will You Please Go Now
• My warranty has run out
• A boy and his shadow standing on a long shore trying to figure out the intentions of the sun
• My brother is still dead... and now I have his car...
• jealousy, which has been a sort of game you played with yourself, now grips you relentlessly.
• I Told Ya I Love Ya, Now Get Out
• Laugh now, because tomorrow I will be ten stories tall and I could just step on you if I want
• All right, I'm God now. How do I get out of this mess?
• I told you I love you, now get out
• what will the internet be like five hundred years from now?
• You couldn't save me back then. I will save you now. Trust me, take my hand.
• I have dreamed. And now I will awake.
• Watch out! This chair will suck the life force out of you
• I Will Take an Egg Out of the Robin's Nest
• Will the last to leave kindly turn out the light?
• Red birds will fly out of the east and destroy Paris in a night
• I Came Out Here To Have A Good Time And Honestly I Am Feeling So Attacked Right Now
• In the future, hairstyles will be just like they are now
• when we drill a hole in the sky, what will run out?
• maybe everything will work out after all
• Will Rogers
• and when all the stars have fallen one last time and the skies are crumbling into my hands and the sirens are bleeding out on the beaches and the earth fades; you will remain
• Help Me Out, Will You?
• If I ever have kids, I will kick the TV in and hurl it out the window
• God has no free will
• Will Rogers Turnpike
• The end will be a sellout
• Any minute now, you will go blind
• How many times has God twiddled his thumbs before he put vertebrates on the Earth?
• Your picture has spoken a thousand words and now it won't shut up
• feline allergies
• Belinda
• Belinda DVD (user)
• Assimilate your attractive cousin into Everything
• My Cousin Vinny
• Cousin Itt
• Alsatian Cousin
• London Beckoned Songs about Money Written by Machines
• My connection with my cousin.
• The Cousin Eddie Award
• second cousin
• Cousin Kevin
• fat cousin
• Victor Cousin
• Cousin Kate
• Dalton cousins
• Double first cousin
• Deja-vu's evil cousin
• Six Cousins at Mistletoe Farm
• Six Cousins Again
• My Cousin Tony
• Killing Cousins
• ha ha only serious
• To boldly go where no man has gone before
• To boldly go where no one has gone before
• Ha
• Has a cat ever killed anyone?
• Time has imprisoned us in the order of our years
• ha!
• Spirituality has nothing to do with religion
• Pop has eaten itself
• Andre the Giant Has a Posse
• Oceania has always been at war with Eastasia
• The Piano Has Been Drinking
• A real symmetric matrix has n eigenvalues
• Golf? Serene? HA!
• Wouldn't you think I'm the girl, the girl who has everything?
• On the Law that has Regulated the Introduction of New Species
• The Seattle Monorail has only one stop
• great things he has taught us
• This statement has not been evaluated by the FDA
• You have had sex with all the people your partner has had sex with
• The Soul has Bandaged moments-
• Naming Windows computers
• Where No Man Has Gone Before
• God has sent you this experience in order to deepen you
• It's too bad that Everything has 5205700 errors
• Yom Hashoah
• Music Has the Right to Children
• The Heart Has its own Memory
• To One who has been Long in City Pent
• Evolution has never been observed
• This writeup has nothing to do with this title
• Jakob Dylan has all your fucking money, kid!
• Everyone has a dead bird story
• Experience has made me bitter
• A song has a lyric, songs have lyrics
• A list of things kids should and should not have from a woman who has no kids
• Life has its course
• Life has more twists than a rope
• Shuddering like ice has been dumped down your pants
• By the way, she has a penis; just so you know.
• The Eagle Has Landed
• Every new technology has been endowed with the potential to transform society
• Christianity has caused more war throughout the ages than any other cause
• A community without shame has no future
• The etrix has you
• Little boy every man has hiding inside of him
• Men can download naked women. Women can't download men worshipping them. Ha ha!
• shippai wa seiko no moto
• my body has taken over my thinking
• Faith has absolutely nothing to do with Science
• Education has failed
• Some things Sensei has tried to teach me
• Let Everything That Has Breath
• Norwegian Wood (This Bird Has Flown)
• H.A. Rey
• The Eagle Has Fallen

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