Findings:

• I bind these books, but I can't write in them; I just can't
• I keep thinking I'm so tough but I rarely care enough to prove it. So am I really tough then? Or does every dog just have its day?
• I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
• i wish i felt like teaching today, but i just want to be selfish
• This is just an ordinary well. You think there is more to it, but it is just an ordinary well
• For to lose I could accept but to surrender I just wept
• Words that sound dirty but really aren't
• Some people can just hold onto the things that really matter to them
• I thought he was a man but he was just a little boy
• It's just a doll, but it's a million times more real than your chemicals
• Friends and lovers, but sometimes just friends
• I don't believe in God or the soul but these machines can make me cry
• I don't know why but I always love episodes without words. like just something about them makes me feel calm or something..
• I really came to understand that they were just real people who wanted to live real lives and be treated equally as opposed to, for example, wanting to destroy us.
• Was the Black Death really just Anthrax?
• Here's Me Inside Her But I Can Tell From Her Vagina She Doesn't Really Care
• He comforted me when he thought I needed it, but never when I really did
• Seems I might have stolen the blue part of her rainbow, but all I really did was make it bigger, a way bigger blue
• But my computer really IS possessed
• but we turn everything we touch to shit; we just can't let beauty stand
• The Children's Story... (but not just for children)
• But beauteous fields lie just before me
• I love you, but you've just got to leave and not come back. Ever.
• not like the shoe and not like the ring but just like the heart
• Necromancers really lift your spirits, but the dead can bring you down
• Just when you get really good at something, you don't need to do it any more
• these ideas are not deep, they're just good
• Not just Everything, but INFINITE TURBO EVERYTHING HAPPY FISH
• cut and paste are just keystrokes these days
• I Just Wasn't Made For These Times
• my love in your garden grows, but let's pretend it's just a rose
• The odds are good, but the goods are odd
• Libertarianism sounds good on paper, but is it really?
• Sororities are nothing but social crutches
• But what are they really thinking?
• Sexist jokes
• Not really by the rules, but...
• Friends and lovers, but sometimes just lovers
• The Firestone dealership was full to the brim with cars. But I reasoned I would need a boat, since my desire was to go to Ireland. Just then a harsh reminder surfaced; water is expensive in hell.
• I won't tell you the real reason why I hate you, but I'll tell you another which is just as good
• They blew up the world, but what really pisses me off
• Death arrived shortly thereafter, but we were both far too busy to bother with one another just yet
• I'm not a dyke just 'cause I shaved my head, but if it keeps certain people away, fuckin' A right on
• Things they don't teach you at law school but really ought to
• I would've suggested just shooting Cupid down, but Faust would’ve objected, so we stuck with the net
• I can slaughter my way through Hell, but I can't kill these feelings for you
• Guilt is a hard thing to bury but it’s a really easy thing to dig up
• Nah, these random encounters with beautiful strangers won't destroy me at all. But I guess I thought it'd be a good way to die at the time.
• I don't know if these are good flowers or bad flowers, but I picked them for you
• I'm not really okay with being hated for what I am. It's hard to take. But it's still better than being loved for something I'm not.
• don't just wait for it, but you can only wait for it
• Comics are not just for children
• Study, study, study, but maybe just to learn
• i might look like a grown person, but i'm just a tiny confused scientist
• I swear I just came here for a sandwich, but do you remember me?
• just because they never bothered to really do
• Girlfriends are basically just really good porn
• You just have to tell me these things, okay?
• let's not I said really let's just not
• These Golden Years are really tarnished
• if you take it too seriously i really will be just talking to myself
• You can have great armfuls of just such roses as these.
• I'm not really a secretary; I just play one at work.
• but these are only ripples
• But I have seen the sun just once
• Ack! Am I really related to these people?
• History is not just for the past, but for the future
• This Star Wars sheet may be worth something, but I just need a tablecloth
• Are these numbers really random?
• She really does want to clap along, but at the same time she doesn't want to let the bird get out.
• Musical Terms Applying to Percussion that Sound Dirty But Really Aren't
• On the one hand my life is in danger, but on the other hand, I'm getting really stoned
• But who codes the coders?
• Everything But the Girl
• butt naked
• I'd tell you but then I'd have to kill you
• but
• butt set
• Mr. Butts
• There is no god but God
• I want to watch pornography, but my pornograph is broken
• Every Which Way but Loose
• That'd be the butt, Bob
• Butt hinge
• Butt joint
• We have nothing to fear but fear itself
• But I got a B- in penmanship
• But thanks for playing
• There are many like it, but this one is mine
• Bad Boys Rape Our Young Girls But Violet Gives Willingly
• I'm no fucking Buddhist, but this is Enlightenment.
• I may not know anything but I know I'm not American
• I know there are other fish in the sea but I don't want them
• Butt crack of dawn
• Lots of MIPS but no I/O
• Things people put up their butts
• Project B.U.T.T.
• It's not so much that I like him as a person God, but as a boy he's very handsome
• anti-abortion but pro-choice
• Straight but not Narrow
• I like electronic music, but I am not a raver.
• Scrabble words with a Q but no U
• Monkey Butt!
• butt breath
• I'm not anorexic, but I'm working on it
• I don't want to be a weeping mass of emotion, but I am
• Japanese puns that are not funny but at least are puns
• Poetry you found that you wrote when you were ten but secretly still like
• You wouldn't know it, but I think you're achingly beautiful
• Something Childish, but Very Natural
• Genuine but Insignificant Cause
• You're laughing now, but I'm voting this sucka down
• Work where you must but live and shop in Tustin
• I have a most elegant proof of that, but this node is too small to contain it
• butts ARE litter
• You may think I'm lying, but it's true
• Why is there always money for war, but not for education?
• I am no doubt moving. The question now is not where, but how. My life changes everyday. Big deal.
• I love you, I want you, but you are a cruel monster
• But I digress
• If I could slip this skin but for a moment
• Sorry, but I AM my fucking khakis
• My library books are late, but I don't care
• I died for Beauty -- but was scarce
• BQN: But, one for all?
• They wrote it all in perl but it was mostly system calls
• Yard Butt
• Figures don't lie, but liars can figure
• No, but I'll have a beer
• Free but worthless shares
• Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words will never hurt me
• Junk mail never has to spell your name right, but important stuff does
• I know you are, but what am I?
• You might be on a diet but you can still look at the menu
• Why mirrors reverse left and right, but not up and down
• I may not have had enough of me but I've had enough of you
• Opposites may attract, but is it a good idea?
• You need a license to have a dog, but any idiot can have a child
• A little Clint Black never killed anybody, but it did evacuate the building.
• 1991-96 were more fun years, but I'll likely get more accomplished in the year 2000 alone
• It never rains but it pours
• I'm not a rocket scientist, but
• But there are NUNS watching us!
• I don't want to wear your skin, but I will if I catch you!
• General Butt Naked
• I am capable of poetic language, but not always of poetry
• Small things like these
• Conscription if necessary, but not necessarily conscription
• It hasn't been so long, but
• The Tesla Coil made me cry, but I got a free lunch out of it.
• Push butt: Rub hands under arm
• It did not but, I think.. it will spill hope
• I love my apartment but hate the management.
• I don't know what he was listening for, but he wasn't listening
• We'd kill him, but it probably wouldn't solve anything
• There was a lot of blood, but the boys needed it
• I don't know where he gets his words but I like them
• butt rot
• Little lights that don't blink off but fade out instead
• Love is but a Fleeing Spec of Emotion
• The nothin' but coal for you, geek e2 westside holiday gathering and lan party
• Talking like a pirate is fun but annoys people
• Snowy reception on some channels but not on others
• I can't get a girlfriend but my dog has a harem
• How to develop one side of your butt and still have the other one flabby
• The good guys and the bad guys were on the back of the boat and I swear I only turned my back for a MINUTE but when I came back, they'd killed Mozart.
• Keep doing it, but don't call it that
• I feel like shit today, but I can always feel worse tomorrow
• But, my dear sir, if you educate them, they will no longer be Baptists
• My Mother and I Love Your Butt
• You know to me she's but a fetish
• you can't change the world, but you can change the facts
• It all turned out all right but there was so much pain along the way
• What do girls think about guys when they catch guys staring at their breasts, but the guy is actually trying to read her shirt?
• If you can't help it, fuck it!
• You may be a noder, but you ain't no dancer
• It would have been an excellent story but I had to get off the train

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