Findings:
- Oh, it turns out YOU have to do all your own driving
- All right, I'm God now. How do I get out of this mess?
- Slay them all. God will know his own.
- God was created in man's image
- You can walk down a path you've gone down many times with the ghosts of all the people you've ever been.
- My God parted the sea; what can yours do?
- God Hates Us All
- Why do people believe in God?
- God was creepier than I expected so I took it out on the little people
- I broke up with God and my girlfriend, all in the same week
- do you think i can get all my ideas out? so they aren't lost?
- God, do you think I can have a nephew this time?
- Man was created in God's image
- we can push our own buttons like adolescent gods
- Do you think God stays in heaven because he, too, lives in fear of what he's created here on Earth?
- All gods but your own
- And on the eighth day, man created God
- We all start out with the same alphabet. We are all unique.
- Can't speed up, can't slow down - all we can do is follow these damn dogs
- God ain't giving out any hints
- All My Hope on God is Founded
- God hates shrimp
- why I do have to get so deep with people all the time just to gently let them down 2 weeks later
- In God we trust? Who says?
- What to do when a roommate moves out
- But can you imagine what that would do to all those juggaloes?
- Who do you call for help when all your friends are dead?
- I shudder when I think that God is merciful
- Why respect knights, when my potions can do anything that you can?
- we are fed violence and love is censored, and people are shocked when violence is all we know
- Having knowledge is not the same as having understanding. You can have all the pieces in front of you and still not be able to put the puzzle together.
- I feel the way bank robbers must feel before they go out on that last job that ends up getting them all killed. That is to say, optimistic.
- God Hates FAQs
- A Fun Thing to Do When You've Tied One On
- And God created woman
- It's all right to be filled with hate, people are stupid
- For every rich man who tries to leave this world for a better one with his fancy tomb surrounded by mourners, there are many more who perish alone in the cold, forgotten by all but God.
- Preaching Christianity to hitch hikers when you don't believe in God on the day of the Devil
- we can all just be around other people
- God won't hear when you pray from Hell
- It's hard to know what to say when a friend's parent they always hated suddenly dies
- When life gives you lemons, FIND A NEW GOD
- Do what you can, with what you've got, where you are
- i can't fit it all in but by god, i will keep trying
- I'm out; I'm free. Down here the night air is purple. What do I do with it all?
- How Can You Be in Two Places at Once When You're Not Anywhere at All?
- God's is the Earth and all on it
- How can someone worship a dead naked man nailed to a cross as their god?
- When you are drunk, all you can see is light
- malt does more than Milton can to justify God's ways to man
- Why do people say "breast milk"?
- Where do they go when they walk out and leave the body behind?
- Mediocre people do exceptional things all the time
- God is good, people are screwed up
- I have this mental image of God laughing at me.
- If someone asks you if you're a god, you say, "Yes!"
- God can't be all good and all powerful at the same time
- God's Own Programming Language
- If there is a God, I hate her
- Protesting at your own God
- Choosing bitterness is taking the easy way out. It's so easy to feel bitter when you've been hurt. Path of least resistence. Forgiveness is a path that goes in a very different direction.
- Usually, if you've seen one bald man in a robe, you've seen 'em all, but most of them aren't burning alive from the inside out
- When people say "All-American", they seldom mean me.
- How can God allow evil to exist?
- The glass is half full when it comes to your life up until this point. The glass is half empty when it comes to everything you've missed out on.
- Things the IS people would love to say out loud
- when god speaks, it is never one-sided
- God Hates Figs
- I wanna see it when you find out what comets, stars and moons are all about
- That moment sometimes when your inner voice just says, "Fuck you. Fuck you all."
- and when all the stars have fallen one last time and the skies are crumbling into my hands and the sirens are bleeding out on the beaches and the earth fades; you will remain
- all we can do is keep moving forward
- Can God lie?
- God can create a stone so heavy even he can't lift it
- Too many people say nothing when they mean "I love you"
- it's all just god talking
- What people really mean when they say "Justice for X"
- I can only pray that the same technology that created this crisis can help me put an end to it.
- You can still be very hurtful when you do what's right.
- Always talk to dead people when you can. Always.
- I don't believe in God or the soul but these machines can make me cry
- Gap analysis of a telephone call
- the god that can be killed was never god in the first place
- Made direct amends to such people wherever possible except when to do so would injure them or others
- Now Thank We All Our God
- God does all things to magnify His glory
- How do cows get all their nutrients, when they only eat grass?
- How do you make God laugh?
- Things we say and do when we can't tell the truth
- God made the integers, all else is the work of man
- Who created God?
- What Would God Do?
- Made a decision to turn our will and our lives over to the care of God as we understood Him
- I hate God
- I want to be alone until God rips a rib out of my chest and makes me a woman
- All Creatures of Our God and King
- Do Sleeping Gods Lie?
- All People That on Earth Do Dwell
- Can God create a boulder so large He can't have anal sex with it?
- Wouldn't it suck to be God's mom and not even get laid in the deal?
- God Hates Fundies
- The kind of gods that crawl out of the rubble of a shattered place, full of shadow and sadness and obsession
- god hates fags
- The Dude and God's People
- God's Own Medicine
- Everything Quest: You kids stop your fighting or I will turn this car around so help me God
- Dear God, I Hate Myself
- I REALLY hate this god damn robot
- I hate this god damn robot
- If you had any balls, you'd say 'Oh, my God, what is that thing?' then scream and cut your mic.
- god hates
- Thank god I don't have to make my living passing out bogus petitions
- America is a quarry in the image of God
- You say "the internet" but you mean "the world wide web"
- your devils and your gods, all the living and the dead, and you really are alone
- when the forest burns along the road like god's eyes in my headlights
- when the gods are afraid
- Too many people say "I love you" when they mean "I like you"
- When life gives you lemons, suck on them. Seriously, lemons taste awesome.
- When you make your own mother cry you know you've fucked up
- When people say destroying a work of art is good
- Gods say the darndest things
- Right-wing doesn't automatically mean racist
- There is plenty of room for all God's creatures
- Angels find pleasure in work when God is on vacation
- I pray to God I can find the other sock
- All I can do
- May the gods stand between you and harm in all the dark places you must walk
- If you can say something nice, do
- Do you want it all if it's all mediocre?
- Madmen have a world all their own
- can it be that it was all so simple then
- Just so we’re all clear, it is okay to miss people you no longer want in your life
- After the flood all the colors came out
- When All Is Revealed It Still Won't Make Sense
- Fear Looks the Same in All Women's Eyes
- how do we take it all back?
- Defeating Junkbuster by using one server for all images
- At night, all American cities look the same
- Darkness creeps, scouring empty halls, seeking all it can devour
- we're just trying to figure out what it all means
- equality doesn't mean we're all the same
- there is no weight that can bury us beneath the ghost of all my guilt
- some say he was never here at all
- there is a place where the dead live. it is in us. it is all around us. it is more than we can understand.
- One letter can make all the difference
- They leap just because they can, out of joy
- Of all the ways a heart can ache you are my favorite one
- You can complain about athlete salaries all you want, but my voicemail is still empty.
- who will hack the consoles when we are all in cryosleep
- as time goes to infinity, all truths come out
- Just so we’re all clear, it is okay to miss people who no longer want you in their lives
- All out
- let's pretend we're all the same
- There is creativity and craft, in all peoples and all times
- When it all comes together, the chemistry is amazing. It's a love affair with physics.
- We need to keep fucking till we're all the same color
- when my time is in the past, i hope my heart lays in the grass, and feeds another one who lives like it's all just begun
- To all the cold people who want to be warm again
- it's there for all to see, and yet some people never see it
- The Church for the Fellowship of All Peoples
- Seven words you can never say on television
- when all material scatters and ashes amplify the only place that matters is by your side
- We pander to each other because we love each other so much and we'd do anything to keep each other and it's made us sensitive and it's fucking killing us all.
- Oh Say Can You Say?
- One of the most irritating things that can happen when talking
- You can't please all of the people all of the time
- People Are Alike All Over
- It's hard to tell when all your love's in vain. All my love's in vain.
- All I do is kiss you through the stars of Orion.
- We Can all Die Like This
- before the internet when teen had REAL relationship the boy could look at the girl and judge the diameter of her thorax with his feelers and determine whether the mating ritual could commence but NO MORE. evil woman use her computer sorcery
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