And God Created Woman...
...And she was good.
And she had three breasts....
...And they we're good...
And god said unto woman:
'If you could change somthing about yourself, what would it be?'
And Woman replied:
'Uhhh... I'd like to get rid of this middle tit...'
AND IT WAS DONE!
AND WOMAN HAD TWO BREASTS!
...And they were good.
And Woman said unto god:
And God said:
'Yes... my child?'
And woman retorted, with the third breast in her hand:
'What do you want me to do with this extra tit?'
And God Created Man
So now you know why men like womans breasts
so much - after all there just gitting back with there family
Of note: A friend told this to me, I though it funny.
Of a 2nd note: Microsoft Word 97 dose not consider "Brests" a mispelling.