Findings:

• If there were more people like you, there would be more people
• Mind without body
• I never thought it would be like this
• If there were more people like you, there would be less people
• Would I have hid myself away if I had known I'd never be found?
• Might be like leftovers. Would not taste the same, however sweet.
• You meant for this node to be read by me, and I would like to respond
• What would existence be like for a child born with no senses?
• Just to see what it would be like
• He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
• Would you take your shoes back now, i think I know what it is like to be you.
• Sorrier than I ever thought I would be
• it wouldn't be so bad if people like you would have become ghosts too
• I think people would rather be happy than virtuous
• If we classified ducks as monsters, well, that would be pretty accurate.
• If you were a perfume, your name would be "Butterflies"
• I want it to be more like the things I write
• The easier option would just be to electroplate the chicken.
• I should be allowed to make myself miserable
• The Filesystem That Would Be King
• If I was the ocean, what would you be to me?
• What it's like to be free of the FBI
• Why I'd like to be a free-range hen
• Much like what music wants to be
• If the field of AI had tried building footballers rather than chess players, how might it be different today?
• What it's like to be questioned by the FBI
• That would be me
• It is not known why a goose would be used in this manner
• Open source cars would be doing 200 mpg by now
• I will make your oppressors eat their own flesh and they shall be drunk with their own blood like wine
• eternity would be boring
• Mandy would be happy if i died
• if everyone were 10% more good, there would be a 90% reduction in evil
• If I were Twenty-One I would determine, even if I could never be anything else in the world, that I would be a thoroughbred
• i don't spend a lot of time thinking about what it feels like to be gored by a chainsaw
• Nothing could be close to quite like this
• What life after death will really be like
• Making a fool of myself must be a hobby, I do it so frequently
• People in prison should be treated like animals
• What it's like to be in love
• I know what it's like to be dead
• I wanted nothing more than for the ocean to be calm and still
• What can be better than that?
• Be Yourself, said the buxom blonde. Just Like Everyone Else
• If I was any good at this, I would be getting paid
• There's got to be a way to make it sweeter, a little more like lemon meringue
• Statements that would be shocking to people living in 1975
• Tomorrow will surely be much like today.
• If anything were different, everything would be different
• Unloved, yeah. But I'd rather be cursed than poisoned.
• I am more than the impulse to be seen
• What tasty food would be distusting if eaten over rice?
• i wish i felt like teaching today, but i just want to be selfish
• "By their very nature, negatives ought to be more abstract {than positives}."
• Taking a wrong turn in Connecticut can be worse than you think
• They knew what our pain would be.
• It would be a less interesting world if we all walked and skipped alike, and never fell from bicycles.
• grumbling dissertation on how everything would be much better if it all were to explode
• It is never too late to be what you would have been
• In a world of blind people, c would be the speed of sound
• Never Again Would Birds' Song Be the Same
• This guy in the computer lab who looks like he should be a doctor
• The vanity of a woman demands that a man be more than a happy husband
• I assumed we would not even be friends
• I set the alarm clock anyway, knowing I would be up all night
• Whoso would be a man must be a nonconformist
• Even simple things that you think are harmless can be dangerous. Like crayons. Like velvet.
• What it's like to be skinny
• It is like what we imagine knowledge to be: dark, salt, clear, moving, utterly free.
• Rebeca Martinez
• silly, to not be in love at a rhyme like this
• If all you did was node, your writeups wouldn't be very interesting, would they?
• If the earth won't be still, than I will.
• The cigarette between your fingers seems to be burning slower than normal.
• The next time they would come, I would not be here.
• she can't remember what it's like to be found
• If Huey Lewis Isn't Still Cool Then How Can I Be?
• On what it is like to be so crazy you can't sleep
• I've read books so I know things that sound like they could be true
• I wish I knew how it would feel to be free
• We knew there would be kissing, and breasts
• If Christianity were true, why would there still be any Jews?
• If only our tongues were made of glass, how much more careful we would be when we speak.
• Weather can be pretty, yet so damaging. Sort of like some men I know
• Friend, you have a lot to learn if you think loving me would be a bad idea.
• how many bird nests would be made from her lovely hair
• Sushi would be what sophisticated human aliens would eat.
• That Would Be Enough
• Once upon a time, I imagined she would be a river
• The Ten Commandments revised
• Would you be more of a Jekyll or a Hyde?
• There must be something terribly wrong with me. Sometimes I feel like I haven't learned anything.
• If you were a vegetable, what kind of vegetable would you be? (registry)
• But what kind of violence would not be natural? Is not cruelty natural?
• The total sum of all things would be zero if it was not for love
• If voting changed anything, they would make it illegal
• If not voting could change the system it would be illegal
• If you would be so kind
• The best kind of bartender
• If I were Twenty-One I would be happy
• Statements that would be shocking to people living in 1995
• It was something that sand out while burning itself up, at the risk that nothing would be left.
• Bragging about a high IQ is way worse than bragging about having a large dick. The latter can at least be demonstrably used for something and be put to good use.
• Imagine how the world would be if only wrecking balls could destroy flowers
• play dumb
• If you would be seated
• Like minded so you must be crazy
• It's better to be lonely than to be with inferior people
• The Man Who Would Be King
• Where would America be without Canada?
• If everyone had a flower instead of a gun, there would be no more war
• It's better to be solitary than with incompatible people
• If language were liquid, it would be rushing in
• What is it like to be a bat?
• Most adults forget what it was like to be a child once they hit a certain age
• What I really want is for my troubles to be a puddle on your shoulder
• I always knew I would have a 21st birthday but I never thought I'd be 21
• Things I would be interested in seeing used in a literary context
• If God did not exist, it would be necessary to invent him
• It's better to be alone than to wish you were
• Why Star Trek: Series V would be a bad thing
• That I Would Be Good
• Without chemicals, life itself would be impossible
• Every day, in every way, I strive to be a danger to myself and others
• Look siad me Be like me
• A whimper would be fine
• You don't have to be a vegetarian to like vegetarian food
• If it barks like a fish, it must be a duck
• Why would a lapsed Catholic want to be married in the church?
• Oh I Do Like to Be Beside the Seaside
• It's better to be heartbroken than to have a heart not worth breaking
• What engineering textbooks should be like
• What it's like to be raided by the FBI
• In the future, hairstyles will be just like they are now
• Be something... be anything other than this
• This would be easier if we did it backwards
• If I had called you, would you still be dead?
• Hot pursuit
• Be different, just like everyone else
• She may be pretty and have more money than me but she doesn't write songs about you.
• she's the reason the dust i finally leave will be better than the dust i came from
• Remember what it's like to be learning a musical instrument
• Linux would be dead without Windows
• Unraveling things you would never be able to say with words.
• It is far better to be bored by somebody else than to be bored by oneself.
• It's better to be hated than ignored
• people who were not to be trifled with; people who would dance, and had no notion of walking
• My subconscious is much smarter than I will ever be
• One more robot learns to be something more than a machine.
• If not for bras there would be far too little between men and breasts.
• How can something be more beautiful than it is?
• you make my life a little harder than it has to be
• Life without music would be a mistake
• Be a model or just look like one
• Your noise would not be missed here.
• Statements that would be shocking to people living in 1985
• when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
• I thought that I wanted this. I didn't realize it would be so hollow
• We do what we do because of who we are. If we did otherwise, we would not be ourselves.
• he thought it would be great fun to conquer the world
• My Love Is Higher Than Your Assessment of What My Love Could Be
• This would be so dirty if we weren't all professionals
• I like to be reminded this city survives because of these machines.
• I Would Be Content To Live For But A Day
• The Saudis were terrified that someone was going to be a better Muslim than they were
• When I look into her eyes, I no longer care about what the world thinks. This is what it feels like to be alive.
• it would be hilarious if only
• She must be what cocaine is like
• Why don't you just rip my heart out, it would be quicker and less painful
• If poetry could describe the way you make me feel, poetry would be illegal. Or anyway I might get arrested.
• I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I took an arrow to the knee
• what would it take to be serene again?
• if you take it too seriously i really will be just talking to myself
• Statements that would be shocking to people living in 1795
• The world would be in much better shape if our leaders were hamsters

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