Here's the stuff we found when you searched for "what people think they want is news, but what they really crave is olds"

• People tell us who they are, but we ignore it, because we want them to be who we want them to be.
• Of course they want to come here. Who doesn't? Besides the people from Los Angeles, but we don't speak of them.
• I really came to understand that they were just real people who wanted to live real lives and be treated equally as opposed to, for example, wanting to destroy us.
• People want what they cannot have
• The problem with people who think life is inexpressibly beautiful is that they so often try to express it anyway
• People who think they have to double-click everything
• play dumb
• some people touch it, but they can't hold on
• What people really mean when they say "Justice for X"
• Thinking you know more about computers than the tech you just called
• 90% of people think they are of above average intelligence
• They blew up the world, but what really pisses me off
• There is a difference between considering your audience and giving the people what they want.
• But what are they really thinking?
• What do girls think about guys who think about what other people think about girls and what they do?
• What people talk about when they can't think of anything to talk about
• people do, on the whole, have the right to be who they want to be
• Things they don't teach you at law school but really ought to
• They think I'm crazy, but I know it's real
• cat haters
• What do girls think about guys when they catch guys staring at their breasts, but the guy is actually trying to read her shirt?
• The one thing I wanted more than anything was for someone, just once, to tell me they don't know what they'd do without me
• They don't realize they're talking about death but I can hear it behind their voices
• every horse can be tamed by someone. but they don't always live at the same time.
• There were a few moments you will not hear about, but they happened
• They know me not by name, but numbers
• When you kill people they die
• people are lazy about explanations so they make rules
• Children are people readers and they know when you are fiction
• They say time makes things easier but only time will tell
• there are people in the world who love you, and they will see that this suffering will not have happened in vain
• I could never draw but they made me an artist
• They call you heartless, but you have a heart, and I love you for being ashamed to show it. You are ashamed of your flood, while others are ashamed of their ebb.
• Dead people are not sleeping. They are dead.
• Things you give people that they keep
• Black People Hate Me and They Hate My Glasses
• There's a difference between fear and cowardice. Fear is unavoidable. Cowardice is allowing people, including oneself, to suffer because of what they fear.
• They made the sunrise for people like us just so we have an excuse for why we're still up.
• Pirates and ninjas: why they should be friends but can't be
• And then they came for me, but the bridge would not ignite.
• What would aliens think if they talked to an average western human being?
• Anonymous Men Think They Can Talk To Me
• their eyes meet for the first time, but they saw each other's hearts
• but my dreams, they aren't as empty as my conscience seems to be
• there are people who are gone but wanted me to be happy
• And they never think these tools will fail.
• For anybody who thinks they need to see a psychiatrist
• I want to strangle the stars for all they promised me
• Old men never die, they just spout poetry
• If people weren't meant to be eaten, they wouldn't be made of meat!
• People with suntans don't look healthy, they look ignorant
• Too many people say nothing when they mean "I love you"
• Tell people they're beautiful and they will change the world
• People can get stuff here that they can't get anywhere else.
• telling people what they don't need to know
• They were looking for God but found religion instead
• She really does want to clap along, but at the same time she doesn't want to let the bird get out.
• They think I'm a god
• Live Era '87-'93
• What would aliens think of us if Everything was all they had?
• Don't trust Elves; they may want to be your friends
• Are your pets as loyal as you think they are?
• They want me for a focus group!
• They fed off each other, which is unusual in a couple, but nice to see.
• They think it's all over
• Beings from space: What could they want?
• ships are safest in harbor, but they were made to sail
• Words which mean more than you think they do at the time.
• The Night They Drove Old Dixie Down
• I Love Them But They Don't Love Me
• Because, you think, Maybe They Are Delicious.
• What They Did To the Desert People
• Ground rush
• People who argue, using terms they refuse to define
• You say "the internet" but you mean "the world wide web"
• They wrote it all in perl but it was mostly system calls
• When people say "All-American", they seldom mean me.
• Dumb things people wish they hadn't said
• I fixed my body image issues by looking at people as if they were dogs
• Too many people say "I love you" when they mean "I like you"
• Right-wing doesn't automatically mean racist
• They try to be quiet but you know they are there with their weird coppery breath.
• The eyes of the dead may not blink, but they have been known to wander
• some people are so poor, all they have is money
• thoughts and ideas ought to be convoluted, because the things and people that they represent are equally so
• Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
• What Italian guys are really talking about when they say "Ey Oh"
• Sometimes people will tell you that there are no options and they will be wrong.
• They do not know how immortal, but I know
• People don't flail when they die
• It's really very silly, I was thinking, they are all acting so weird
• The reason people go to war is because they don't understand the feelings of others.
• The bastards got me but they won't get everybody
• They are all pretty but fading.
• he was alive, and some of the other people, they were carbon copies
• Drivers who think they are Neo
• I do not think that they will sing to me.
• Kids that age think they know it all
• I want the stars so bright they make me breathless
• I want them to go out as unseen as they came
• They Don't Want Me
• The FOOLS! They laughed at my theories at the university, but I'll have my revenge! I'll have my REVENGE!
• just because they never bothered to really do
• Think of something you always wanted to do, but are afraid of. Do it today.
• Now there's revolution but they don't know what they're fighting
• do you think i can get all my ideas out? so they aren't lost?
• Let's hear that string part again, because I don't think they heard it
• If you want somebody's heart, catch it when they pour it out
• your roots run deep, and they are stronger than you think
• not what words are used, but how they are used
• They had left, but her mascara kept running
• If you want somebody's heart, catch it when they cut it out
• may you make mistakes large enough to learn from, but small enough that they do not destroy you
• The ones with their priorities straight don't know how to get what they want, and the ones who get what they want have messed up priorities.
• And if terrorists wanted to communicate secretly, mightn't they just do so by collaborating on a 'draft' here at e2? Can the NSA check on our drafts? Who knows? Inquiring minds want to know, Jay!
• Wishfully think they have souls.
• It's a bit tone deaf to ask an agnostic if they want to go to the priest and confess
• Keeping beer cold in the Old West
• they carry but they do not understand
• When the seagulls follow the trawler, it is because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea.
• If people are good only because they fear punishment, and hope for reward, then we are a sorry lot indeed.
• But, my dear sir, if you educate them, they will no longer be Baptists
• I was wrong as a child, to think old people were stupid for asking me where the day had gone. Now I understand... we older people do not live.
• Our hearts were hard, but they were warm
• Religion doesn't exist just so that people can be told what to think
• Words that sound dirty but really aren't
• My old clothes hang on a chair like ghosts of people I've been
• What to do if your friends think you are an agent of the Old Ones
• Food that does not come from the country people think it comes from
• You really shouldn't let people you don't know tie you up
• Crazy People Always Think I'm the Sweetest Guy
• I want to be a dirty old man when I grow up
• You can teach people truth, but it's harder to teach them to cope with truth.
• What Do You Care What Other People Think?
• Treatment of corporations
• But my computer really IS possessed
• I know there are other fish in the sea but I don't want them
• Claiming to think of an individual of the opposite sex as a sibling
• Things people put up their butts
• Things people don't want to hear
• Fuck what other people think
• i always want to go back. but i don't know if it's time yet. i have some things i have to do.
• Old people: A shocking revelation
• You wouldn't know it, but I think you're achingly beautiful
• Voices of Old People
• What the American people want politics to be
• Sororities are nothing but social crutches
• You may think I'm lying, but it's true
• I think this makes people uncomfortable
• I love you, I want you, but you are a cruel monster
• When people ask "Where are you from?" I have to think for a minute
• Music need not be popular to be good
• Sexist jokes
• I think people would rather be happy than virtuous
• How to really impress people using division by 7
• Not really by the rules, but...
• Are all male catlovers gay?
• Social contract theory = Treat people the way you want to be treated
• Ack! Am I really related to these people?
• To all the cold people who want to be warm again
• Some people can just hold onto the things that really matter to them
• War is a game played by old men with other people's sons
• we're all here to die. but if you think that's all it is, you still have the bag on your head.
• Painting the world of the people to come. Absent but in dreams.
• There's a sign on the wall. But she wants to be sure. Cause you know sometimes words have two meanings.
• Reality can't be whatever I want it to be, but maybe it's not so clear-cut, you know?
• Old people on bikes
• Old People Names
• Talking like a pirate is fun but annoys people
• My little sister's adventures with Old People
• I don't think we're old enough to know if we're alcoholics at our age
• "You want to know the only thing you can assume about a broken down old man? It's that he's a survivor."
• Musical Terms Applying to Percussion that Sound Dirty But Really Aren't
• Old people just grow lonesome
• Instructions for old people
• Who the heck wants to look like an old lady? Pick me, pick me!
• There's an old proverb that says just about whatever you want it to.
• We are a people in whose bodies old sea-seeking rivers roar with blood

If you Log in you could create a "what people think they want is news, but what they really crave is olds" node. If you don't already have an account, you can register here.