Findings:

• Don't ever lie. If you lie to your friends, they won't trust you, and you'll have nothing, and you'll never be safe.
• Will the Atomic Bomb Ever Be Perfected, and If So, What Becomes of Robert Heinlein?
• I have a feeling it will be in my dreams
• If I ever have kids, I will kick the TV in and hurl it out the window
• By morning I will have erased all traces that I was ever here
• By evening I will have returned all traces that I was ever here
• if we are to be lies, we will be lies of our own making
• what if the most important thing you will ever do you have already done?
• This will be the hardest thing you ever do
• We Regret to Inform You That Tomorrow We Will Be Killed with Our Families
• The monsters of the past will be long forgotten by the time the general populace is ever forgiven
• My subconscious is much smarter than I will ever be
• You will be a tear-stained diary entry, and it will have been all your fault
• I can only pray that, when I finally leave, I will have done little enough damage to be totally forgotten
• when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
• We hold the proud distinction of being among the very last humans who will ever live
• Today will be difficult. But tomorrow, good riding.
• i'm afraid i will have to request that no one have the name "john" ever again. Existing "johns" will need to change their names.
• By morning I will have erased all traces that I was ever a bear
• if a cycle can be broken, then it will have been worth it
• I will ever be your combustive tablature of igneous geometries
• As you graduate from college, you are the most conservative you will ever be
• When, if ever, will there be permanent peace in the Balkans?
• Tomorrow will surely be much like today.
• Will You Be Here Tomorrow?
• I have always imagined that Paradise will be a kind of library
• Laugh now, because tomorrow I will be ten stories tall and I could just step on you if I want
• Whatever you do will be insignificant, but it is very important that you do it
• There will be time
• They will not be named!
• Anything you say can and will be used against you. (e2poll)
• I have good reason to be thirsty today
• Job applications with spelling errors will be thrown away
• You will be assimilated
• You do realise that this is going to be our lives for the next ten years?
• Please tell me it will all be okay.
• painting stars that have not come to be
• I will be your Berlin Wall, and I will never fall
• In the future, all turds will be perfectly round
• you have to be close to catch it
• The revolution will not be televised
• Tomorrow Shall be my Dancing Day
• It's better to be heartbroken than to have a heart not worth breaking
• If you lived here, you'd be home now
• There will be nobody there to shed a tear
• The war with the machines will not be fought on a battlefield
• non-standard analysis will never be mainstream
• Will you please be quiet, please?
• Sorrier than I ever thought I would be
• This is not a joke. It won't be easy. We will rule the world.
• I assume I am a visionary. You will not be able to convince me otherwise.
• Her perception of how gorgeous she is will be evident in her lack of movement during sex
• Time travel, as I think of it, will never be invented
• To be this good will take Sega ages
• I secretly admire Cruella De Vil. PETA will be kicking down my door any second.
• This will be of fine service for you, you bag of the scum
• Will warez and filesharing be the salvation of freedom?
• Meditation doesn't have to be spiritual
• All I ever wanted to be
• The Revolution will be televised
• The next life will be better
• Everything will be required of us, and everything will be given
• so that all her children will be adventurers in light
• Survivors will be prosecuted
• Could man be drunk for ever
• Will I be allowed back in the building?
• Someday, I will be strong
• I will be the first thing you will be thinking about after you wake
• Strangers have been, and continue to be, very kind to me. Thank you.
• I will always be in the details
• there will be a last
• I will be hard and silver and pure without fear.
• Life must be lived forward, but it can only be appreciated sideways
• When I rise it will be with the ranks, and not from the ranks
• You do not have a right to not be offended
• She may be pretty and have more money than me but she doesn't write songs about you.
• You will know your action. You are present there, not thinking of somewhere else you ought to be.
• It is never too late to be what you would have been
• Nothing new about Ancient Greece will be learned until the Vatican is plundered
• you have to be kidding
• Someday we will all be crude oil and diamonds
• The only thing to be truthfully said about tomorrow is that it changes everything
• I will go. I shall go. I'll see where the end may be.
• In the future everyone will be world-famous for fifteen minutes
• You don't have to be a vegetarian to like vegetarian food
• I expect to be Mr. Toast and Soup tomorrow.
• A child who will clearly grow up to be as demented as me
• I fear I will be nothing
• If I can just get Mike to the 24-hour Whipper-Snapper, I will be okay.
• The end will be a sellout
• In the future, hairstyles will be just like they are now
• Never give an order you know will not be obeyed
• I am not wrong. I will not be mended.
• On the comet there will be much pie
• You touched me when I needed to be touched, and for that I will hold you in my heart forever
• This Train Will Be Taking No Passengers
• No One Here Is Ever Going to be President: Noders raise things in the city where things fall down
• Those who are as a light in the darkness shall ever be troubled by moths
• Spiral, spin, ride the whirlwind, knowing when the drumming stops, there will be no second dance
• Oh, oh, you will be sorry for that word!
• Maybe when we drown the fish will be our friends
• All scientific theories will eventually be disproved
• She tells stories as if she knows what the ending will be.
• I have always considered warnings to be a kind of dare
• If the earth won't be still, than I will.
• Your first relationship will be nuked: Don't give up
• My RPG will be a work of art
• In case of rapture, this vehicle will be unmanned
• One day, E2 will attain sentience. And I'll be there to see it.
• I was not made for love songs, and love songs will never be made for me.
• Death may be the only goal you ever achieve
• the road ahead will be bumpy
• "Gathered together we will be", intoned Yoda
• Maybe tomorrow we’ll be on that plane.
• Questions will be asked...AND DESTROYED! BY ANSWERS!
• people do, on the whole, have the right to be who they want to be
• There Will Be Blood
• throw them away; there will be individually-wrapped replacements
• In the movie of his life, the part of Keanu Reeves will be played by a block of wood, and the critics will pan it for being too expressive
• Soon I Will Be Invincible
• I will be your young sinner
• Everything will be alright
• The sound of the violin will always be the sound of my disintegrating marriage
• my promise is broken—words will never be over
• We won't die secret deaths anymore. The world only spins forward. We will be citizens.
• The sky will hold them. They will be an ocean apart.
• painting stars that have come to be
• I will be light
• When the seagulls follow the trawler, it is because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea.
• Have we done enough to be saved?
• This program has performed an illegal operation and will be shut down
• If you have to scream to be heard, you have nothing profound to say
• Expecting your wedding to be the happiest day of your life
• False psychics in Florida will be charged with perjury
• We are aiming for the worst and it will not be that bad.
• But, my dear sir, if you educate them, they will no longer be Baptists
• After today, for two people, the world will never be the same
• I will always be weird inside
• This Will Be Laughing Week
• Accept this, and your next breath will be infinitely sweeter.
• Eat, drink, and be merry, for tomorrow you may die
• The Rock Revolution Will Not Be Televised
• I always knew I would have a 21st birthday but I never thought I'd be 21
• Unborn to-morrow and dead yesterday, why fret about them if today be sweet!
• There will be time, there will be time, to prepare a face to meet the faces that you meet
• Will I be given that chance?
• If you tolerate this your children will be next
• Men And Women Will Never Be The Same
• When you know things are just meant to be
• You will be wrong. Embrace it.
• We try to be friendly here. Those who are not friendly will be shot.
• It will be in Georgia. It will be Taipei.
• It Will Always Be Here For You
• Why Deeahblita will never be late again
• Oh sneff, will you be my cook, my thief, my wife, and my lover?
• The revolution will not be webcast
• In twenty years your favorite song will be playing in an elevator
• Marks which will never be broken
• Do not be surprised, I have always been your canvas, Argenis.
• If you tolerate this piss then your bitter will be next
• You have to be in hell to see heaven
• Does it ever scare you to be you? Love, Mom
• Maybe someday I'll be an M&M the color of your eyes
• Pay attention, this will be important later
• It will be a hot day and these two ice cubes. We will melt, become one.
• These trains will be the death of me yet
• Your first writeup will be nuked: Don't give up
• The strengths that opposed your will shall be obedient fire in your blood
• You'll be something special one day. And you -- you have to take care of your sister.
• You will be advanced socially, without any special effort on your part
• All That You Love Will Be Carried Away
• When I have Fears that I may Cease to Be
• Who Will Survive, and What Will Be Left of Them?
• And there will be whores and rumors of whores
• When my boat comes in, you will be the first to board
• I will be in my trailer!
• World peace is a beautiful dream that will never be achieved by the human race
• When the log rolls over we will all be dead
• Who Will Be There
• All will be devoured within the jaws of terrible time
• There will be no more stories to read
• If I'd have shot her when I met her, I'd be out of jail by now.
• Someday, someone will be here unearthing my bones
• she's the reason the dust i finally leave will be better than the dust i came from
• Where have my wings gone? They are hidden, embarrassed to be seen.
• If it be your will
• Will the Circle Be Unbroken?
• I will make your oppressors eat their own flesh and they shall be drunk with their own blood like wine
• There will never be another you

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