Here's the stuff we found when you searched for "thinking they were part of this parallel world and couldn't possibly be of any help to me in this situation"

• i want to help. i want to be a part of something that will change the world.
• I really came to understand that they were just real people who wanted to live real lives and be treated equally as opposed to, for example, wanting to destroy us.
• The world would be in much better shape if our leaders were hamsters
• I'm trying to see little old ladies as versions of my mom; it helps me be a better person
• I couldn't possibly be the only one who doesn't see empathy as a curse
• we're part of something bigger than any one of us. i just feel lucky to have been chosen.
• If we were all part of one big television show, seriously, you'd be a poorly written character
• You couldn't make me give it up to cheapening words for all the empathy and adulation in the world
• The Saudis were terrified that someone was going to be a better Muslim than they were
• They left the streets stained with blood, and their howling could be heard long after they were gone
• tell me about the outside world. what part of it that i do not understand hurt you?
• You will be advanced socially, without any special effort on your part
• If I were Twenty-One I would determine, even if I could never be anything else in the world, that I would be a thoroughbred
• World, take care of me. You don't owe it to me, but I don't know any better.
• Fragments of the world are falling away, and we're tripping over the holes they leave behind
• Things never were what they used to be
• They blew up the world, but what really pisses me off
• They need food AND water? You didn't tell me about the water part.
• If Christianity were true, why would there still be any Jews?
• the space where you are needs your help to be empty again
• If people weren't meant to be eaten, they wouldn't be made of meat!
• play dumb
• "Life" appears to be a zero-sum structure, but we're running the numbers again
• If I was the ocean, what would you be to me?
• You give me wings. Don't be surprised if I fly.
• The Enigmatic Head of They Might Be Giants
• Be the change you want to see in the world
• Where we're headed, you'll be looking backwards
• Pirates and ninjas: why they should be friends but can't be
• Moments such as these are superfluous to my life; nevertheless, they deserve to be remembered.
• It's better to be alone than to wish you were
• I want to be alone until God rips a rib out of my chest and makes me a woman
• I Ain't Got No Home In This World Any More
• Any song can be a love song
• Be nice to smokers: any cigarette can be their last
• I've read books so I know things that sound like they could be true
• The next time they would come, I would not be here.
• people who were not to be trifled with; people who would dance, and had no notion of walking
• he thought it would be great fun to conquer the world
• How can a thinking, rational adult be a pandeist?
• This world might be saved, if only for the children
• people do, on the whole, have the right to be who they want to be
• How long can any one heart be so confused?
• It couldn't be
• The Ten Commandments revised
• even though I wouldn't be able to tell you any of this
• Don't be smart too, I couldn't stand it
• In a world of blind people, c would be the speed of sound
• I thought ALL women looked for a wedding ring when they talked to ANY man
• marry me and you'll be safe
• I will make your oppressors eat their own flesh and they shall be drunk with their own blood like wine
• They try to be quiet but you know they are there with their weird coppery breath.
• Most adults forget what it was like to be a child once they hit a certain age
• the world will be remade in our image
• They will not be named!
• Strangers have been, and continue to be, very kind to me. Thank you.
• In the movie of his life, the part of Keanu Reeves will be played by a block of wood, and the critics will pan it for being too expressive
• When I look into her eyes, I no longer care about what the world thinks. This is what it feels like to be alive.
• the world is big enough for all of us. it has to be.
• Wouldn't it be much easier if you just agreed with me?
• The sky will hold them. They will be an ocean apart.
• but you should be right here, right next to me
• I secretly admire Cruella De Vil. PETA will be kicking down my door any second.
• Nah, these random encounters with beautiful strangers won't destroy me at all. But I guess I thought it'd be a good way to die at the time.
• Sex just walked by me, and I didn't get any, dammit
• If your wish be to close me
• We're not hitch-hiking any more... we're RIDING!
• Let Me Be Your Shelter
• If all you did was node, your writeups wouldn't be very interesting, would they?
• I will be the first thing you will be thinking about after you wake
• It could be the last time you see me alive
• Any odd number can be expressed as the difference of two perfect squares
• I don't have any secrets. Now ask me if I have any lies.
• Tell me what I'm supposed to be feeling
• If I can't dance, I don't want to be part of your revolution
• Real hackers start their own IRC networks so that they can't be traced by the FBI
• Each thing she learned became part of herself, to be used over and over in new adventures
• makes me want to be a better hacker
• That would be me
• If we define things as unreal, they may still be real in their consequences
• The mailbomb from the Christian Fundamentalists I pissed off should be here any day now
• Any poet can be a computer. Any computer can be a poet.
• You meant for this node to be read by me, and I would like to respond
• It's not that we're more attractive in the darkness or that one of us may be drunk
• I cannot be touched by any of this madness
• You touched me when I needed to be touched, and for that I will hold you in my heart forever
• Any fool with a dick can make a baby but it takes a real man to be a father
• Let me be a martyr, dammit!
• I'm gonna be sad and then I want you to make me laugh
• How can a thinking, rational adult be a monotheist?
• Prepare me a ship of which the half-rotten timbers shall be painted black, let the sails be in rags, and the sailors infirm and sickly
• It Couldn't Be Done
• I may be cold and calculating, but that doesn't make me a computer
• World peace is a beautiful dream that will never be achieved by the human race
• How to be a moron in any city but Baltimore
• Can my nodes be used against me in a court of law?
• It is something very shameful. Please contact me again if I can be of further service.
• This is Saturday. We're not getting any older.
• When the seagulls follow the trawler, it is because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea.
• be silent my bird, you tear me apart
• I assume I am a visionary. You will not be able to convince me otherwise.
• The World (as it ought to be)
• Beautiful things should be left alone lest they become just another thing that we should throw away.
• We won't die secret deaths anymore. The world only spins forward. We will be citizens.
• when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
• Nothing could possibly be more satisfactory!
• Please tell me it will all be okay.
• Speed limits were made to be broken
• she couldn’t go and be beautiful
• I was not made for love songs, and love songs will never be made for me.
• Any function can be represented as the sum of an even function and an odd one
• Any exercise can be made harder by going slower
• How can a thinking, rational adult be religious?
• Many girls want to be carnal with me because I am such a premium dancer.
• This is not a joke. It won't be easy. We will rule the world.
• Just when scratch pads couldn't get any better... (document)
• they does not know what it might be to live without them
• Although you are right, you were wrong to be confident
• I'll be you and you'll be me
• It has been claimed that some or all of this article or section is incoherent and not understandable, and should possibly be reworded if the intended meaning can be determined
• They Might Be Giants
• you have ghosts. where are they? are they so deep that the light cannot reach them? is there any such place?
• You will know your action. You are present there, not thinking of somewhere else you ought to be.
• If there were more people like you, there would be less people
• Free to Be, You and Me
• Speaking on Wal-Mart's P.A. system via any phone in the world
• far be it from me
• Sometimes friendships were meant to be destroyed
• grumbling dissertation on how everything would be much better if it all were to explode
• The most important part of any feature is the ability to turn it off
• Of the mirror of the universe be the part that is densest, most useful and least apparent
• WARNING: Noders May Not Be What They Seem to Be
• How can a thinking, rational adult be an atheist?
• Automobile tire pressure
• 'C' may be for cookie, but that's not good enough for me, dammit!
• Be gentle with me
• It costs me nothing to be considerate
• Proof that any filter can be extended to an ultrafilter
• After today, for two people, the world will never be the same
• A kiss may not be the truth, but it is what we wish were true
• A child who will clearly grow up to be as demented as me
• If language were liquid, it would be rushing in
• OBAFGKM
• If she were an insect, she'd be a moth in search of a flame
• Recessive traits aren't what they used to be
• If I was any good at this, I would be getting paid
• Oh be a fine girl kiss me right now sweetheart
• I do not function as part of a machine and therefore by any proper definition I simply do not function at all
• Look siad me Be like me
• Religion doesn't allow me to be who I am
• How To Be Happy In A Sad, Sad World
• Be you all pleas'd, your pleasures grieve not me
• But, my dear sir, if you educate them, they will no longer be Baptists
• May the world be a better place when I wake up
• There are times when they seem to be right
• If there were a slight, let it be fulsome
• These trains will be the death of me yet
• It Ain't Gonna Be Me
• In the future, hairstyles will be just like they are now
• If ifs and ands were pots and pans there'd be no work for tinkers
• If you were a perfume, your name would be "Butterflies"
• We couldn't be anywhere else but here
• Could you be any more of a poseur? 'Changes' was a best-of!
• May the wine be sweet. May the stories be heard. May the future bring me home.
• Where have my wings gone? They are hidden, embarrassed to be seen.
• Let me be your fantasy
• How to be a polite smoker in a non-smoking world
• "Let's just be friends" does not give you permission to stalk me
• They be killin' some hog over thar'.....
• Tell me what's real and I'll learn to be happy
• He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
• They say the prettiest girls get to be angels
• if i'm right, you'll be here to read this any day now
• Lying, cheating, cunt of a person: Hi, that'll be me.
• taters haster be peelt an' boilt fore they kin be masht an' et
• Don't trust Elves; they may want to be your friends
• We'd all be better off if shaking hands were making love, and children were found in the cabbage patch.

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