Findings:
- Don't Pass Me By
- She'll outlive me by 12 million years
- Given that a and b are integers, a^2 = b^3, and a is even, prove that a must be divisible by 4
- I am hoping for a hell deep enough to hold me. I am hoping for no way out.
- If you're hungry, blame me
- Human gestation by size - farmer's market style
- even if it's just to smoke with me by this brick wall
- This music crept by me upon the waters
- Sex just walked by me, and I didn't get any, dammit
- !The irony of having to solve a CAPTCHA to prove I'm human in order to use CHatGPT.
- When you're loving me, I love you most
- pieces of metal are nothing to me, little human
- Sitting next to strangers who fall asleep by me for no reason. Trusting rhythm. An odd intimacy, train trips.
- Hiking to see an alpine lake untouched by human hand
- Oh hey, by the way, he's the Antichrist
- ALL WHO STAND IN MY WAY WILL DIE, BY STEEL!!!!!!!
- Middle finger
- Tell me a story about a burro, standing atop a mesa, surrounded by a flock of geese, being fed by a weathered old man wearing nothing but a Jimmy hat
- How to eat your way around the Baltimore beltway, exit by exit: Exit 14
- You're like a brother to me
- I'm so sorry my brain works that way
- How should admins node? Let me count the ways (e2poll)
- You're a girl to me, plain and simple.
- Give me enough time, and I will find a new way to say devotion.
- You meant for this node to be read by me, and I would like to respond
- A Book about Me, by Me Myself
- 12 Ways to Get a Job (if you're psycho)
- Hey, stop distracting me by rubbing lotion on your legs
- The Man Felt an Iron Hand Grasp Him by the Hair, at the Nape. Not One Hand, a Hundred Hands Seized Him, Each by the Hair, and Tore Him Head to Foot, the Way You Tear Up a Sheet of Paper, Into Hundreds of Little Pieces
- Discover me so by faint indirections
- You can get to my heart by making me cry
- World peace is a beautiful dream that will never be achieved by the human race
- The Wild Colonials
- You're served by the wrong personnel
- So then I tried staring into the abyss, but it got distracted by a weasel and ditched me
- my whole life is passing me by and I sometimes wonder why I am even still alive
- You will know me by those colors, deep and bold, of the heart you never knew.
- Finding a Way Home
- Australia - UN Human Rights Committee findings
- By Way of Explanation
- By the way, where'd you meet him?
- Having to solve a CAPTCHA to prove I'm human in order to use ChatGPT.
- There has to be a better way to make human beings
- You're the best thing that ever happened to me, no matter what
- you can only make me dizzy if you're spinning me in leaves or snowflakes
- You don't know what you're missing without me
- you affect me in invisible ways
- i am a human being. nothing human is alien to me.
- Keep a room somewhere for me, I'll find it on my way back.
- the way you don't look at me
- The way you look at me gives me butterflies
- i know you're out there; i just wish you were here with me
- How do I kludge thee? Let me count the ways
- "Of course humans aren't intelligent. They don't even have glurbleflukers. If you can't glurblefluke, you're not sentient."
- Feminism, as influenced by the world around me
- I was discovered by scientists, what will they call me?
- I like the way I'm doing it better than the way you're not
- He makes me feel alone just by being there
- How to eat your way around the Baltimore beltway, exit by exit: Exit 26
- How to eat your way around the Baltimore beltway, exit by exit: Exit 15
- Something to remember me by
- Stand by Me
- By the Way
- She wakes me up by tickling my feet
- By the way, those chairs, they spin
- "Have you noticed that we are surrounded by Germans? Oh my god, you're right!" The quadrennial Cologne Nodermeet, Part II
- The Goonies vs. Stand By Me
- You're All I Need to Get By
- Impressionistic "paintings" by way of photography
- They know me not by name, but numbers
- By way of a eulogy
- A God Pleased By The Odor Of Burning Flesh; A God Who Burns Human Flesh, Eternally
- Or he'll just kick me in the face and scream abstract noises and dance around outside in his underwear and have sex with the neighbor's dog and try to fly by jumping off the toilet
- Know the mute by finding their storyteller
- The Sightless find Their way by the Warmth
- Proposed: The only way for a woman to achieve true ecstacy is to allow herself to be taken by the Goat God in the Circle of Candles on a moonless night
- I expected to die by fire. It didn't occur to me that I might drown instead.
- subsistence by way of waking
- Creative ways of killing people
- Finding your way in medical practice
- Finding My Way
- That's why you're a good parent. You know all the cliches by heart.
- mark me by seconds
- Address by the President to the Nation on the Way Forward in Iraq
- What to do if you're stopped by the police
- Our obsessions almost killed me, but now here we are, talking like normal human beings
- I can prove that Jesus was both human and divine
- Let me fall until I believe, you're more than the leaves
- You're not the boss of me
- When will you humans learn that your "feelings" (as you so call them) can stand in the way of big cash payoffs?
- You're too good to be human
- Excuse me sir, you're making a scene
- They don't touch me the same way
- I can't decide if what you're saying is too profound for me to comprehend or just insane
- To the three girls who stopped me today on my way to class
- Get off me Daddy, you're crushin' my cigarettes!
- Love me the way that I love you
- You're so beautiful you wake me in my sleep
- Do my skinned knees prove something about me?
- You are my electronic human being: my second chance, my way to mend the past.
- New York I Love You, But You're Bringing Me Down
- Somebody told me a story. It was pretty but boring. It was Saturday night, my stories usually end up that way.
- If poetry could describe the way you make me feel, poetry would be illegal. Or anyway I might get arrested.
- Nah, these random encounters with beautiful strangers won't destroy me at all. But I guess I thought it'd be a good way to die at the time.
- when you're ready to touch me again
- Recipe for Tomato Soup, unless you're like me, in which case it's a recipe for tomato stew
- You'd better quit sticking your thumbs in your belt loops like that. You're giving me bad ideas.
- I would like for you to make your arms for me the way you make your bed for you
- watch over me until i can find my way out of this labyrinth in my brain and regain my sanity
- Prove me wrong!
- why am i me, and you're you?
- There is a family in me somewhere and some days it tries to tickle its way out.
- finding my way back to sanity again, though I don't really know what I'm going to do when I get there
- Never in the field of human conflict was so much owed by so many to so few
- Ways to Say you're done
- 25 ways not to tell someone that you're in love with them
- Once you're through with me, relegate me to memory
- youre losing me
- By the way, she has a penis; just so you know.
- Chased by bears
- Down By Law
- division by zero error
- Call by reference
- Some Girls Wander by Mistake
- by any means necessary
- Proof by contradiction
- Poetry written by teenagers
- The Attack by Fire
- Murder by Death
- money-back guarantee
- Taking Tiger Mountain (by Strategy)
- by hand
- Measuring time by setting fire to various things
- Death by Water
- seduction by grammar (user)
- Paradox by the Dashboard Light
- Man Getting Hit by Football
- virgin by choice
- go by the board
- and now you're free, and freedom tastes of reality, and you go explore the moon
- Standing by my bed
- Go by hand
- Death By Chocolate
- RFC 602
- The set of decimal representations of numbers divisible by 17 is regular
- integration by parts
- Naughty by Nature
- inspiration by misreading
- That time I was almost killed by scary cult children
- Persecutions suffered by the Quakers
- The logical inclination to hate shoe stores: A Study In Progress By Avoiding the Unavoidable
- Baptism by fire
- trial by fire
- Please help us recover your nodes by linking their titles below
- Attack by Stratagem
- Real hackers start their own IRC networks so that they can't be traced by the FBI
- I was taken by a honeymoon scam
- Every "why" question can be answered by a phrase using the word "idiot"
- How to get your ass kicked by Jackie Chan
- By their fruits you shall know them
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