Findings:

• The bored who complain
• If you complain about the content of the news, you are deluded about its purpose
• people got a lot of ideas about who i am
• sometimes i wonder about people who snap at strangers
• Being solicited for sex by people who don't even know your gender
• What do girls think about guys who think about what other people think about girls and what they do?
• Who cares about a bunch of people in Austria
• People who carp about their jobs
• People who get worked up about misspelling Colombia
• Find someone who dreams about people like you
• Thinking you know more about computers than the tech you just called
• Wandering about with keys dangling from an oversized shoelace around your neck
• Kids are being trained to shoot people who chant in the forest
• On reading letters that bitch about scantily-clad models on magazine covers
• Men who are willing to listen to women talk about their periods
• by people who know what salsa should taste like
• Being in a relationship with a girl who has guy's name
• This story about a misanthropist is not about who you think it is about
• 100 People Who Are Screwing Up America
• I really came to understand that they were just real people who wanted to live real lives and be treated equally as opposed to, for example, wanting to destroy us.
• I know it's boring to go on about it, it bores me to sleep, but what the hell, why doesn't it fade
• Inability to decide on what your morals and values should be
• Flaunting your sexuality
• Young Eulenspiegel plays innocent
• people do, on the whole, have the right to be who they want to be
• subtlety is for people who want to be misunderstood
• I'm too judgmental with people who are too judgmental
• It's hard to be enthusiastic about reading and books with someone that openly admits to being a bad reader
• he knew that victory is not about who is standing after the fight
• Lincoln advises a friend who is nervous about marriage, January 30, 1842
• Why people who get the wrong number make it out to be your fault
• Dogs are for wimps who don't have the guts to bite people themselves
• who shall ever tell the sorrow of being on this earth, lying, on quilts, on the grass, in a summer evening, among the sounds of the night?
• People tell us who they are, but we ignore it, because we want them to be who we want them to be.
• People who don't read
• Famous people who died from smoking related illnesses
• people who need people are just people who need people
• people who wear camo
• Somewhere there is a syphilitic prostitute who is going to tell me about India
• We are the People Our Parents Warned Us About
• You can complain about athlete salaries all you want, but my voicemail is still empty.
• what's the point of having other peoples' thoughts about something?
• George Bush doesn't care about black people
• The apostrophes of Ginger's Creek
• Taking things at surface value
• play at a game of constantly being wrong with a priceless set of vocabularies
• To people who drag little kids to see "Fantasia"
• Claiming to think of an individual of the opposite sex as a sibling
• Posting your life on Everything2 is a dumb idea if people know who you are in real life
• Three people who are spies and a horse who will also be a spy
• Bored lunkhead who needs sleep (user)
• What people talk about when they can't think of anything to talk about
• Feeding people who struggle to eat
• Good News for People Who Love Bad News
• Right-wing doesn't automatically mean racist
• Wedding invitations for people who have been divorced for years
• Woken up by footsteps of people who weren't there
• there are people who are gone but wanted me to be happy
• The People Who Bring You Magic
• we who are about to die salute you
• Tell me a story about a burro, standing atop a mesa, surrounded by a flock of geese, being fed by a weathered old man wearing nothing but a Jimmy hat
• About Being Different
• Your radical ideas about this being like David Foster Wallace have already occurred to others.
• most people don't know what they're talking about anyway
• This moment will never come again. Would you rather enjoy it or complain about it?
• The thing to understand about trans people
• Guide to determining if you are constantly being mauled by bears
• It's hard to be enthusiastic about music with someone who physically sneered at Hamilton
• When's the last time you cared about Lenny Kravitz? A) 1991 B) never C) Who?
• 80% of the wealth on this planet is in the hands of about 220 people
• if being gay isn't illegal, how will we know who's cool anymore?
• On Being the one who goes away
• play dumb
• Who are the people in your neighborhood?
• Dead links in writeups
• The dream people were being assholes.
• The people who matter most to me are the ones who make me laugh
• People who meander briefly through your life and change you forever
• People who argue, using terms they refuse to define
• Music need not be popular to be good
• Rednecks hating Canada
• Why people who jog live longer
• Expecting your wedding to be the happiest day of your life
• Reading ahead in comic calendars
• In a school with over 20,000 people, there is no danger of being recognized later
• The friend who knows a lot about computers
• The other people who hate war
• people who don't exist
• 100% of people who don't smoke, die
• You sad cookie, you CARE more about filthy rich pretty people you'll never meet
• People on the dance floor who don't dance
• two guys who have killed scores of imaginary people
• war trophies for people who have never been to war
• People who love FTP
• Most people in the world die young; who cares if it includes doctors?
• To all the cold people who want to be warm again
• People who dump unwanted dogs deserve doom
• Of course they want to come here. Who doesn't? Besides the people from Los Angeles, but we don't speak of them.
• People who have stared into the abyss know each other.
• there are people in the world who love you, and they will see that this suffering will not have happened in vain
• The People Who Used to Live There
• I really miss the woman who told me that people don't like me
• Just so we’re all clear, it is okay to miss people who no longer want you in their lives
• Famous people who can run a marathon
• There's nothing noble about being a soldier
• It is her name that I think of when I think about being in love.
• A joke about dealing with people
• Pokemon evolution isn't evolution
• Who i think about when i dont want to smile
• Tell me a story about being really undead
• A man who is about to become a wizard is a great source of trouble
• I never remembered my dreams until they started being about you
• Things I hate about being a conservative Republican
• If you're going to complain about store policy, don't do it to the employees!
• Tell me a story about being really alive
• i dream about the ones who are gone
• For someone who writes about love as much as I, writing about it when it's real sure is hard.
• Snatched away, like the Lindberg baby, who everyone talked about, which explains my lifelong fear of ladders.
• The Umbrella Academy is about damaged people
• people are lazy about explanations so they make rules
• Being queer is about being you
• being beaten into an unhealthy state by other people's pasts
• how life is all about loving and being loved
• Your radical ideas about every point being the center of the universe have already occurred to others
• A lie only hurts when it's told by people you care about
• Bumper stickers about kids who beat up honor students
• We hold the proud distinction of being among the very last humans who will ever live
• on the occasion of the city having fallen to the forces of evil, and there being no hope left among the people
• We hold the proud distinction of being among the very last humans who will ever die
• Everybody, Somebody, Anybody and Nobody
• Why some people do not enjoy being in nature
• Know your pets
• Only the devil would play the same five songs over and over
• There were people on the Titanic who waved away the dessert trolley
• Those people who laugh too loudly
• cat haters
• There are 74 genuinely good people left in the world, and most of them are a painful bore.
• Supporting your views on modern social dynamics by citing anthropology
• You say "the internet" but you mean "the world wide web"
• Capitalize, please
• The guy who may as well already be dead and therefore doesn't care about the consequences of his actions and is able to move with perfect freedom for the remainder of what will likely be a tragically short life
• The rules of pool are not selective
• People who don't capitalize their I's
• The difference between reply and reply to all
• Are all male catlovers gay?
• People who use Windows
• Y2K from people who worked that night
• The problem with people who think life is inexpressibly beautiful is that they so often try to express it anyway
• You're one of those people who knows all the words to every song, aren't you?
• There's nothing more annoying than to try to rebel against someone who's totally supportive about whatever you want to do
• Having an S on a transcript rather than a B
• People who don't smoke will never die
• Why do some people enjoy being in nature?
• Love isn't about fixing people
• People who died laughing
• People who are not anarchists
• Two people who are not touching
• Getting over "Disco Sucks!"
• People who think they have to double-click everything
• people who were not to be trifled with; people who would dance, and had no notion of walking
• Type A blood
• Using a command line
• The People who Fell into the Sky
• We all love movies and books about us owning ourselves
• Feeling bad about a good deed
• The good thing about using a horribly outdated file system
• Things my mom doesn't argue with me about anymore
• The Trick About Thawing Grapes
• The secret truth about the PalmPilot
• Your radical ideas about religion as a mechanism of social control have already occurred to others
• I don't give a DAMN about your character
• More Songs About Buildings and Food
• LPPR: Illegal Speech About Drugs
• You are the kind of girl my mother warned me about
• Doctors know nothing about drugs
• What Little I Know About Ingredients For Thai Cuisine

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