Findings:

• Gonna go buy me some Jesus!
• The annoying kid told me to kick him so I did
• So I was balls deep in the guy's ass that night when he turns to me and asks for a kiss. Damn. What a fag.
• You're so funny I think I'll kick your ass
• I was wrong as a child, to think old people were stupid for asking me where the day had gone. Now I understand... we older people do not live.
• Lady Evolution, why have you wronged me so?
• I'm a Chicken-Hawk, and I'm gonna eat me some chickens
• Her innocence fell. She kicked at it some, frowned, and left it there because it was beautiful.
• follow us into the black, so far that we can't get back
• kick ass
• She axed me, so I jus' toad 'er
• Some things Sensei has tried to teach me
• Every normal man must be tempted at times to spit on his hands, hoist the black flag, and start slitting throats
• I a man sad, with a linux box, a slow internet connection and friends who can not see the love in me bursting to get out.
• Why is rape wrong only when a man commits it?
• Man in black
• Take a day, plant some trees, may they shade you from me
• When I was little my mother told me not to sit close to the T.V., so when I was six I did.
• So help me God
• Junk that I keep in my outgoing folder of my mobile phone
• There's nothing you can do to me that Castro hasn't already done
• Absolutely right, well done. And now, your next question is ...
• Brought down as White, kept down as Black, brought up as None, left with me
• That man bit me
• because death is just so full, and man so small
• So I was drinking with the son of Man the other night, and...
• Or he'll just kick me in the face and scream abstract noises and dance around outside in his underwear and have sex with the neighbor's dog and try to fly by jumping off the toilet
• The Man in Black Comes to 3/4ths Market Street (Part One)
• Here's your chance to live through me, to right your wrongs or wrong my rights
• Telephone solicitors now call me at their own risk
• Show me dear Christ, thy spouse so bright and clear
• Oh be a fine girl kiss me right now sweetheart
• Some people call me a drama queen
• You were always so good to me
• Now I understand what you tried to say to me
• Don't get me wrong - I'm a feminist
• Crossings: A White Man's Journey into Black America
• The Boy Done Wrong Again
• He's not a bad person. He's just done some bad things
• What is worse, a white man punching a black man, or a white man calling a black man a nigger?
• Funny Black Man
• You're the man now, dog!
• Angry Man is Following Me
• Stand up for yourself, OR: How I got the shit kicked out of me
• they see in me a man that is empty, in need of love. that will not hurt them.
• Man, I could do some amazing things if I just had the time resources and inclination
• This week, Jen's got a new man, or, another take on some algebraic properties
• So I turned round and there was an inflatable man sat at the table
• Black Man given Nation's Worst Job
• I gotta go right now. Someone is videotaping me in my spaceship.
• I'm so shallow, a new t-shirt makes me happy
• I like you. Now let me tell you all my flaws.
• Movie trailers are not effective as advertising
• So, what's the problem with me?
• Some things dannye taught me without trying
• What is wrong with me?
• Our obsessions almost killed me, but now here we are, talking like normal human beings
• Now open your eyes and tell me what you saw
• I kick ass for the Lord!
• My mom kicks ass
• I was raised on red pepper and blood. I am so hot if you strike me I will light like a match.
• Stab me again. It never felt so good to bleed.
• David Bowie freaked me out and then some
• Frilly putty in me now
• The Man in Black Comes to 3/4ths Market Street (Part Two)
• How to kick ass at a job interview
• How to get your ass kicked by Jackie Chan
• The man, the girl, and the curtain: a study in black and white
• Breakfast with the man in black
• Prepare me a ship of which the half-rotten timbers shall be painted black, let the sails be in rags, and the sailors infirm and sickly
• So this is Christmas. And what have you done?
• Nicest things anyone's ever done for me
• Gonna Fly Now
• The Weddings I have Performed, or Why God is Gonna Kill Me
• Stick a fork in their ass and turn them over, they're done
• Let me show you my black pecker with white stuff at its tip
• Black Like Me
• A great big ugly man came up and tied his horse to me
• I am the red, the white, & the blue. No man cometh to freedom except through me.
• So, which one of you is the man?
• Some say he once killed a man with a guitar string
• It's easier to kick a praying man, because he's on his knees already
• Some advice on being a man, courtesy Grandpa (idea) mp3 (recording)
• Our rover can kick your lander's ass!
• Victor Burczyki, a man who once bought me a beer and told me this story
• man when you are telling me how it was
• I Used to Know a Man Who Killed Me Once a Week
• Is any man so daring as to dig them up?
• When a man lies he murders some part of the world
• kick me
• Jesus was a black man
• How to fight and not get your ass kicked
• I was once smaller than a jellybean, but now look at me - I am macroscopic!
• Some guy tried to buy drugs from me last night
• How to not fight and not get your ass kicked
• Hear me now
• Missed me, missed me, now you gotta kiss me
• I don't have any secrets. Now ask me if I have any lies.
• You're so beautiful you wake me in my sleep
• How to fight and kick ass
• Decentralized networking kicked my ass
• The Shoes of the Fisherman's Wife Are Some Jive Ass Slippers
• I'm so sorry my brain works that way
• Hello, I take Zoloft. I am so gloriously mentally ill! You will love me, yes?
• The Wild Colonials
• Fuck me if I'm wrong
• This is not me, doing this to you. I know it's wrong.
• You can now flame me, I am full of love
• This silence, it hurts me, just so you know
• I take a long time to ejaculate. Do I have a problem?
• so save me (user)
• Oh, no. Look, you've gone and made me optimistic. I was before, but now it is showing.
• Put That Thing Back Where it Came From or So Help Me
• So much it scares me
• Canada Kicks Ass
• kill me now (user)
• Drinking is like daring the universe to kick my ass
• Been Brown So Long, It Looked Like Green to Me: The Politics of Nature
• feline allergies
• Cool! Now hand me the sandwich Luke.
• The Black Man's Burden
• The Man in the Black Suit
• Why black women have so few wrinkles
• Now hollow fires burn out to black
• I'm in love with a big black man named "Flower"
• The man in black fled across the desert, and the gunslinger followed.
• I need these blue and black halos for comfort, to remind me where I am, who I am, when I am
• The Man in Black Comes to 3/4ths Market Street (Part Three)
• The Man in Black comes to 3/4ths Market Street (category)
• 2 puerto ricans a black man and a dominican
• Black People Hate Me and They Hate My Glasses
• The Story of the Second Old Man and the Black Dogs
• Kick Ass Oat Bread
• In the Fifties, a visitor from Great Britain to New York City notices a young Black woman driving a limousine. A portly middle-aged man, race undetermined, is in the back. Tell her story.
• I wish Sid Vicious would kick my fucking ass
• Everything You've Done Wrong
• Hey sir, that handicapped boy done throw a baby at me!
• a huge man ass (user)
• What have you done for me lately?
• Now It's Done
• The Black Man
• for now this is the best that can be done
• It Ain't Gonna Be Me
• I'm gonna be sad and then I want you to make me laugh
• What the Democratic Party needs is a kick in the ass
• When did you decide to forget every wrong you had done?
• The Man in Black Comes to 3/4ths Market Street (Part Four)
• The Man in Black
• Mama, Do You Love Me?
• To the man who keeps happening to me
• My first comet
• kick me (user)
• You beat it in me, that part of you/But I'm gonna split us back in two
• Girls Kick Ass: A Feminist Critique of the New Action Heroine and the Male Gaze
• Turn me on, Dead Man
• A learned man came to me once
• Foolish man. You cannot turn me into a phantom because you are frightened.
• The man is bringing me down
• So this one-legged man walks into a bar
• And when she turned into a man, we were so proud
• So says the preacher man, but... I don't go by what he says
• For the man who inspired me to dance
• I'm taking all I have to take, this taking's gonna shape me
• Whereas a Naked White Man, when I met one, always appear'd a new Object unto me
• What are you in for,cybercriminal? Hacking the sun? Freaking a planet? Technomurder? No. A century ago I told a man to kiss me on the peanus
• Some advice on being a man, courtesy Grandpa
• Federal "pound me in the ass" prison
• Tell me a story about a burro, standing atop a mesa, surrounded by a flock of geese, being fed by a weathered old man wearing nothing but a Jimmy hat
• The Wrong Man
• So Sue Me
• some of the pain that she endures would bring a strong man to his knees
• JOE KICK ASS (user)
• Don't stand so close to me
• Nothing can stop me now
• Pour Some Sugar On Me
• Correct me if I'm wrong, and if I am, I'll eat a bug
• That man has writer's block but I don't know if I'm him right now
• Me and the Fat Man
• So, you're gonna get laid off?
• Don't get me wrong; I'm not a feminist
• As of now you are no longer able to openly disagree with me
• Do you think you could love me now?
• Yes me, right now
• Whoever You Are Holding Me Now in Hand
• It seemed so real, to me these are more than wasted days
• I'm so toasty, you could spread jam on me
• She approached me with some vague line
• Oh, look at me, I'm so drunk

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