Findings:
- Something I Can Never Have
- Never, never in my life have I seen such a ridiculous looking instrument of death
- What if I had never met you? How much the poorer would my life have been.
- Glad To Have A Friend Like You
- I'll never forget Morocco
- Like farting on a cake, you have defiled something lovely
- Questions we will never have answers to
- I have a sick mind. I like to hump myself against shelled clams and sing Oasis songs.
- I never thought I'd have something to say
- We don't have time. Not like they do.
- I'll be happier when the rain stops. But I know I'd be miserable if it never rained again.
- Would I have hid myself away if I had known I'd never be found?
- I would have liked thunder when she left
- My brain and I have never fully communicated
- It is never too late to be what you would have been
- If all you have is a hydrogen bomb, everything looks like the moon
- war trophies for people who have never been to war
- Most Americans have never tasted real cinnamon
- Of course I'll love you forever, provided we have sex right now
- Using a command line
- Scene from the movie I'll never write
- I'll keep calligraphy (you can have the flying spaghetti monster)
- Home I'll never be
- Never felt so much like singing the blues
- Never look like you're staring
- I Have Never Known a World
- Never imagine you have any idea what you're attracted to
- I have never let my schooling interfere with my education
- For future reference, when in eternity or insanity; dreams I would like to have
- You have to consider the possibility that God does not like you
- How can I need kisses I have never felt?
- Things that have never been said in the entire history of man
- I would like to have emotions
- I'm probably the best lover I'll ever have
- I have a sick mind. I like to pleasure myself with a hockey stick while gargling with pureed baby.
- I have never held such sins against them the way that I hold them against you
- They made the sunrise for people like us just so we have an excuse for why we're still up.
- Your radical ideas about many things have already occurred to others but have never been articulated in a fashion so accessible to current generations
- We're bandaging wounds you'll never have.
- I must have been mental to have done something like that, eh?
- What is it like to have a crush on someone?
- I have never felt more alive
- i've never wanted to die, only things i can never have
- Yesterday, I believe I would never have done what I did today.
- I'll never be the other woman
- I'll Never Remember the Day
- Nobody likes me, everybody hates me, think I'll go eat worms
- Sex and death have both spat me out like spoiled milk for the same reason. I was not afraid.
- First Scenes for Plays I'll Never Finish
- One more day like today and I'll kill you
- leaving dust like unspoken years never to come
- love like you've never been hurt
- when i get out i'll come and find you cause you're my other half i never told you that
- What is it like to have a soul?
- If the only sexual organ you have is a penis then everything looks like a vagina
- You can’t see it like that. It’s never been anyone’s responsibility to do what’s impossible. It’s not yours.
- Nodes your Grandma would have liked
- Somewhere I have never travelled, gladly beyond
- Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died
- "You've never danced with anyone like me before," the angel and the devil said to one another.
- These rugs will unite this country like no other rugs have before
- Is it possible to miss something you have never experienced?
- You don't have to be a vegetarian to like vegetarian food
- I always knew I would have a 21st birthday but I never thought I'd be 21
- If the only tool you have is a hammer, then everything looks like a nail
- You are never dedicated to something in which you have complete confidence
- Hello, my name is... Would you like to have sex?
- Your radical ideas about this being like David Foster Wallace have already occurred to others.
- You have to live like you'll miss the end
- I don't have a postmodern condition; I've always been like this
- I have enthusiasm for everything that you like or are interested in!
- Goddammit, I should never have built that giant killer robot
- You Should Never Have Asked Him About His Job!
- I have never been sure that you knew quite how much I loved you
- I am not gay. I have never been gay.
- Must never have dated my friend Emily
- I have never talked to you, yet I hate you
- I'll look at this in a year and wonder how I could have been so stupid
- The FOOLS! They laughed at my theories at the university, but I'll have my revenge! I'll have my REVENGE!
- We have divided among us, like thieves, the treasure of nights and days.
- I have no scars. I have never loved.
- If the only tool you have is a hammer, everything looks like a hardware catalog
- you have never been safe
- Never meddle in the affairs of wizards, especially before they have their coffee
- Don't ever lie. If you lie to your friends, they won't trust you, and you'll have nothing, and you'll never be safe.
- I'll pretend I just cursed myself by saying this, so when it doesn't happen I have something to fall back on other than you
- We are scarred, grizzled veterans of wars you'll never have to fight
- To think that there are kids today that have never used a joystick
- I have never
- Never underestimate the impact you have on your fellow human beings.
- What it's like to have a community
- Oh well, I guess I'll have to stain the world with darkness until my bloodlust has been quenched.
- it wouldn't be so bad if people like you would have become ghosts too
- What it's like to have cancer
- Get over the self-absorbed "I'll never sell out" rhetoric
- Most American kids have never separated tortillas
- A Supposedly Fun Thing I'll Never Do Again
- I'll Never Trust A Mage Again
- I'll never be the one to force my parents into an "old age" home
- Phone books have never been this exciting!
- If a system is given nothing but a steady supply of unconditional self-affirmation, it will never see an impetus to cure its ills
- look closely: a thousand words I'll never say to you
- Launch me into space, and I'll never need to come back
- Things I'll Never Tell You
- I'll never forget you, you shiny flying people
- I'm sparkin like a match that's never going out
- I never thought it would be like this
- It's knowing that I'll never get lost
- We kissed like we had never tasted lips
- Some lovers (like the old you and I) never experience love at all
- I never metajoke I didn't like
- Fuck and please her like never before with the Stimulator!
- I'll Never Smoke Weed with Willie Again
- heart medications which all have names like alien military from other planets
- Everytime I get XP, I feel like I have to save my game
- He Never Told Me My Eyes Were Like Diamonds
- I've never felt so at peace. Like coming home.
- Life is like a strange, unpopular restaraunt filled with odd waiters who give you things you never asked for and don't always like.
- You can check out any time you like, but you can never leave.
- No, but I'll have a beer
- How Pac-Man and Ms. Pac-Man have sex
- Prices should have no more than 2 significant digits
- It's better to regret something you HAVE done
- We Have Explosive
- Have a nice day
- We read your mail so you don't have to
- I Have No Mouth, and I Must Scream
- Man's desire to blow shit up, and to have a nice attache case
- Forgive me, Father, for I have sinned
- In the spark of an enemy, there will be salvation
- Karl Marx must have had a lousy job
- You do not have a right to not be offended
- Girls Just Want to Have Fun
- New zombies have been animated to replace the old
- I must have left my soft, gooey centre in my other pair of pants
- The tattoo phenomenon
- Sally guests I have known
- I have seen the elephant
- What do you need to transfer to say you have transferred your mind?
- Have a buck
- Congratulations, you have eliminated all forms of hospitable life
- I have a tricorn hat
- Why males have nipples
- Feminists have acquired nuclear weapons
- They have potential, if they only applied themselves
- We're trying to have a baby
- If this were in person, I would have kissed her now
- Why couldn't it have been an action picture that had just started?
- The number you have dialed is imaginary
- you can't have it both ways
- How to have fun in post-Civil War New York
- You have much to learn, Grasshopper
- You have no socially redeeming value
- Let them have Festivas
- A thought that may have passed in the mind of the busboy at the cafe where I often find myself
- Sarah Michelle Gellar may have seen my underwear
- Coloring your name in Quake 3
- Rampant mass consumerism is so evil. Hey, can I have a sip of that Frappucino?
- The Manual (How to Have a Number One the Easy Way)
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