Findings:

• Just because I like ballet it doesn't mean I'm a poof
• Just because I say Happy Hanukkah doesn't mean I'm Jewish
• Just because I'm black doesn't mean I can rap
• Just because I'm nice to her doesn't mean I want to fuck her
• just because i'm out on the balcony doesn't mean i'm about to jump
• Don't Sit Next to Me Just Because I'm Asian
• I'm not a dyke just 'cause I shaved my head, but if it keeps certain people away, fuckin' A right on
• Just because you can do something doesn't mean you should
• Just because you should do something doesn't mean you can
• I realize that just because I like something a lot, it doesn't mean it is of high quality
• Just because Linux is Free doesn't mean Linux Software has to be Free
• Don't assume that just because I'm gay, all I want is sex
• The voting system doesn't work because I'm drunk and that fucks it up
• Just because you can make music doesn't mean that you should
• Don't assume that just because I'm promiscuous, all I want is sex
• Just because you've ordered doesn't mean you can't look at the menu
• Don't Sit Next to Me, Just Because I'm Gay
• just because you've forgotten doesn't mean that you're forgiven
• Just because she's nice to you doesn't mean she wants to fuck you
• I'm angry, and tired, and sad, and I just don't want to deal with it right now, so fuck off
• just because it was an accident doesn't mean it'll come back to life
• just because it burns doesn't mean you're gonna die
• just because you don't doesn't mean you can't
• If my roommate doesn't keep his hands off my shit, I'm gonna fuck him up
• I'm no saviour. I'm just a nut with a baseball bat.
• i might look like a grown person, but i'm just a tiny confused scientist
• I enjoy slacking. Does that mean I'm going to Hell?
• Just because you both have the same problem does not mean you are one another's solution
• I'm not really a secretary; I just play one at work.
• I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
• All in all, I'm just another brick in the wall
• if i'm right, you'll be here to read this any day now
• That sweet voice is the means of your coup, and I'm on the retreat
• I'm not lonely, I'm just alone.
• Holy shit, you mean I'm not invisible?
• I'm Just Me (user)
• I'm a cynical bastard because I care so much, dammit
• No one asks me if I'm a Satanist or anything because I take the precaution of wearing a predominantly flannel and hawaiian shirt-oriented wardrobe
• I'm tired of all this, I just wanted the damned E2 Poster (document)
• I'm not Australian, I just hate Jay Leno
• I just don't need help losing things; I'm good enough at that on my own
• Because I want to. Because I'm good at it.
• I'm so sorry. I just couldn't not.
• She's the main attraction, I'm just the recording device
• i'm just sitting here worrying
• Just great, I'm actually a coward
• I'm not shy, I'm just not an obnoxious ass
• Just because a man is nice to pretty girls, it doesn't make him a nice man
• replace "Excited" with its sullen, long-term counterpart and I'm right there with you!
• Screw UNIX, I'm just going to smoke pot and eat Cheetos for the rest of my life
• I'm just saying, keep an eye on anyone named "Angrus McMurderstab"
• I'm not going to simplify things just so they can fit inside your mind. You don't deserve that.
• Stop saying "religion" when you mean "a particular religion about which I'm bitter"
• I don't shiver because I'm cold. I shiver because you are.
• I'm just a bill
• I'm just so tired of waking up all alone
• i'm just a girl
• I'm claiming the right to be unhappy
• I'm not doing it just to be weird
• I'm a big mean censor, and I'm here to mess up all your fun
• Because I'm an adult
• I'm just a collection of electrons
• I'm just here for the candy
• Things that no one told you...until now, because I'm telling you. Consider yourself fortunate
• Right now, I'm wishing for fireflies
• I'm just realizing, at 20 years of age, that I enjoy classical music
• I'm not PMS-ing, I am just hormonally imbalanced
• So I'm wrestling with the demoness while the priest is trying not to soil his vestments, and Faust is just sitting there like an idiot
• All right, I'm God now. How do I get out of this mess?
• (I'm just a) Love Machine
• And while the angel and the succubus are arguing, I'm trying to make sure Faust doesn't stop breathing
• That man has writer's block but I don't know if I'm him right now
• I'm just sayin'
• I'm not scared of dying, I just don't want to.
• I'm just reading it for the articles
• Someone has writer's block but I don't know if I'm him right now
• The monster stares back at me. I'm still young enough to believe that, with the right shoes, I can outrun it.
• I'm just guessing
• I'm just sayin'.
• They hate me because I'm beautiful
• i'm just a bunch of stolen parts?
• If you EVER come across an empty floor, just know that I'm gonna fuck you up.
• A sad reminder that just because you are floating does not mean you are rising
• I keep thinking I'm so tough but I rarely care enough to prove it. So am I really tough then? Or does every dog just have its day?
• Because they are clowns, that doesn't mean they aren't dangerous. And being dangerous doesn't mean they aren't clowns.
• I Can't Speak Because I'm Drowning In My Thoughts.
• They leap just because they can, out of joy
• Just because it happened to you
• Hands off, I'm special
• I'm with the band
• I'm in this for the long haul
• I'm acquiring more bottles, tubes, and jars as time goes on
• Damn it, I'm a Satan Worshipper
• Because I say so
• I'm a liberal and I'm evil!
• I may not know anything but I know I'm not American
• I'm Your Fan
• If my mom doesn't let me play the violin because it's gay then ...
• I'm not sure
• Just because it's Usenet is no excuse to forget how to punctuate
• I'm no fucking Buddhist, but this is Enlightenment.
• I'm with you, Peter Pan
• I'm so toasty, you could spread jam on me
• because it wasn't just the air
• I'm passionate about my plant life
• I'm seeing more rear end car wrecks in the year 2000
• I'm not this cool in real life
• I'm fucking addicted, OK?
• I'm creating a religion... you'll like it!
• I'm going to be a Dad
• I'm a Chicken-Hawk, and I'm gonna eat me some chickens
• I married him because he was not mean
• Da Ya Think I'm Sexy?
• I'm scared to run the program I wrote
• Im-
• I'm not drinking any more
• So. Central Rain
• just because they never bothered to really do
• Good? Bad? I'm the guy with the gun.
• Oh, look at me, I'm so drunk
• I'm not very cool
• Well if it's gonna be THAT kinda party, then I'm gonna stick my dick in the mashed potatoes!
• I'm a little ICBM
• Wouldn't you think I'm the girl, the girl who has everything?
• Is this the blues I'm singing?
• I'm bored
• I'm Going Slightly Mad
• I'm scared to death of what havoc he could wreak in my life
• I refuse to panic just because she's happy.
• I feel like I'm missing pieces of sleep
• I'm rubber, you're glue
• No, I'm not a Liberal
• If you don't know, I'm not going to tell you
• I'm not anorexic, but I'm working on it
• Fuck me if I'm wrong
• My cats think I'm a God
• Don't rush me, I'm fragile
• You're laughing now, but I'm voting this sucka down
• I'm my own Grandpaw
• I'm not that kinda girl
• I'm Glad
• I'm Sorry I'll Read That Again
• I walk around when I'm high
• I'm Gonna Git You Sucka
• But I'm a Cheerleader
• I'm pinching your face!
• I'm sorry
• Damn, I'm good.
• I'm a Dutchman's uncle
• I'm afraid, sometimes, at night
• People are impossible. I should know; I'm one of them.
• because death is just so full, and man so small
• I'm tired
• I think I'm in Love with Everything
• I'm being eaten by a boa constrictor
• How to say "I'm crazy"
• 418 I'm a teapot
• Are you pondering what I'm pondering?
• When I'm Sixty-Four

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