Findings:

• If I'd have shot her when I met her, I'd be out of jail by now.
• I always knew I would have a 21st birthday but I never thought I'd be 21
• Now is the winner of our discount tent made gory in slumber by this summoned orc
• If we could build things out of concepts, I'd have pants made of lust
• 278 Books You Should Have Read By Now
• My brother made $700 in 3 hours by sitting in front of a grocery store
• The best phone call I could have made tonight
• our voices, once clarion, have been muted by time and mortgages
• Though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death, I shall fear no evil -- for tonight I have broken my own heart, and my soul is too empty to be afraid.
• Call now, operators are standing by.
• Speech made by Sen Hollings on the floor of the Senate, 21 March 2002
• swallowed by my own magic
• Young Virgin Auto-Sodomized by Her Own Chastity
• Why should the public have to pay for a new stadium for a privately owned team?
• Would I have hid myself away if I had known I'd never be found?
• If this were in person, I would have kissed her now
• On getting blown up 8000 miles from home by a man who does not own shoes
• a mountain of sorrows now stands in my way, a mountain i foolishly made
• pierced by the sharpness of my own ideals
• When the Ram and the Pig Went to the Forest to Live on Their Own
• You will know me by those colors, deep and bold, of the heart you never knew.
• Open source cars would be doing 200 mpg by now
• Have you ever made a just man?
• I never thought I'd have something to say
• They made the sunrise for people like us just so we have an excuse for why we're still up.
• what real progress have we made?
• My brother is still dead... and now I have his car...
• Being betrayed by one's own body
• Oh, no. Look, you've gone and made me optimistic. I was before, but now it is showing.
• It is Folly to Measure the True and False by Our Own Capacity
• Noises made by birds in different languages
• Noises made by cats in different languages
• Noises made by cows in different languages
• Noises made by dogs in different languages
• Noises made by pigs in different languages
• Noises made by roosters in different languages
• Actors who have portrayed the parent(s) of a character portrayed by Ben Stiller
• I'll pretend I just cursed myself by saying this, so when it doesn't happen I have something to fall back on other than you
• Any exercise can be made harder by going slower
• I don't have any secrets. Now ask me if I have any lies.
• A thousand years from now, we should have coffee and tell stories while the world disintegrates
• I have been orbiting this planet for thirty-seven years, and am just now starting to experience reentry (document)
• Now I have a machine gun. Ho ho ho.
• I have never been sure that you knew quite how much I loved you
• If only I'd thought of the right words, I could have held on to your heart
• I have dreamed. And now I will awake.
• Oh, it turns out YOU have to do all your own driving
• moment after moment, we have to find our own way
• Her heart's too real to not have its own beat
• Bill Gates is a character owned by Microsoft Corporation
• Once and somewhere far away I might have found peace, but now I can't live without this city.
• Beautiful things that have made you cry
• If you loved her, you'd be home by now
• When I was very young, I knew that the world was made of honey.
• You don't even know the meaning of the word committed. I'm Andy Kaufman, motherfucker. I will die on this hill I made, in this battle I started, for this prize I already own.
• Once I googled your old screen name and found web pages you made in high school. Are you married now? Is that why you haven't called?
• The land of our fathers, stolen before we knew it was our own
• Gap analysis of a telephone call
• Book most owned by American libraries with the word "fuck" in the title
• The classic Warner Brothers cartoon characters have been replaced by lookalikes
• 95% of the money is made by 5% of the people
• By morning I will have erased all traces that I was ever here
• Pulling yourself up by your own bootstraps
• "Have you noticed that we are surrounded by Germans? Oh my god, you're right!" The quadrennial Cologne Nodermeet, Part II
• By evening I will have returned all traces that I was ever here
• Or he'll just kick me in the face and scream abstract noises and dance around outside in his underwear and have sex with the neighbor's dog and try to fly by jumping off the toilet
• So many people have come and gone, their faces fade as the years go by
• Despite being surrounded by perverts, I manage to have a great time
• by my own admission
• By morning I will have erased all traces that I was ever a bear
• made by loving hands at home
• traveling the dark forest road by moonless night
• every secret thing was made by some one
• you get mistaken for strangers by your own friends
• This place like an old jacket, made alien by time.
• We who do not have regular names spend a lot of time by ourselves. It suits us.
• please come stay with me in the forest so at least i have one person with whom i have no secrets
• A promise the forest made to the rain
• Pounded In The Butt By My Book "Pounded In The Butt By My Own Butt"
• one by one their blades will grind to a halt and stand still like a white forest.
• These statements have not been evaluated by the Food and Drug Administration. This product is not intended to diagnose, treat, cure or prevent any disease.
• institutions have lives of their own
• Dogs that have owned me
• I'd rather have a bottle in front of me, than a frontal lobotomy
• The volume of stuff you own is directly proportional to how far you have to move
• My lifetime goal is to have my own action figure
• I'd tell you but then I'd have to kill you
• You will have to fill in your own blank
• Now that I have nothing resembling a desk, I am allowing myself a node to fantasize about one
• There are places in this world where mundane, forgotten things have learned to weave their own magic
• So long Arthur Miller! Who do I have to look up to now?
• If I were your boss, I'd have fired you
• I miss you can I have the ground back now
• Madmen have a world all their own
• Owned by cat
• Weird shit you tend you have sex with while in the forest
• I have made up a name for my disease
• I didn't have the heart to tell him I was lying about taco night, but at least the hellhound made some friends
• You have your own places to go.
• If only we knew of what we have glimpsed
• eventually, everything will have its own wiki
• I'd love to stay and let you break my heart, but I have laundry to do
• What kind of veterans do we have now?
• I Came Out Here To Have A Good Time And Honestly I Am Feeling So Attacked Right Now
• I Have a Bed Made of Buttermilk Pancakes
• for so many lifetimes i have sought what i now have
• Tom Cruise is aware of many of the mistakes you have made in your life
• Sometimes you have to be your own supervillain
• To be hoist by one's own petard
• Of course I'll love you forever, provided we have sex right now
• Phosphor reading by His own Light
• Telephone solicitors now call me at their own risk
• Real hackers start their own IRC networks so that they can't be traced by the FBI
• I've got access to Mother now, and I'll get my own answers, thank you
• i just knew i'd find you here
• Then the walls started to bleed again and I just KNEW I'd be the one cleaning it up.
• I'd send this if I knew how to contact you
• I knew I'd know you someday
• Now let's see what has happened to us by adopting a sedentary lifestyle
• Chased by bears
• Down By Law
• division by zero error
• Call by reference
• Some Girls Wander by Mistake
• by any means necessary
• Proof by contradiction
• Poetry written by teenagers
• The Attack by Fire
• Murder by Death
• Taking Tiger Mountain (by Strategy)
• by hand
• Measuring time by setting fire to various things
• Death by Water
• seduction by grammar (user)
• Paradox by the Dashboard Light
• I was discovered by scientists, what will they call me?
• go by the board
• Standing by my bed
• Go by hand
• Death By Chocolate
• RFC 602
• The set of decimal representations of numbers divisible by 17 is regular
• integration by parts
• Naughty by Nature
• inspiration by misreading
• That time I was almost killed by scary cult children
• Persecutions suffered by the Quakers
• The logical inclination to hate shoe stores: A Study In Progress By Avoiding the Unavoidable
• Baptism by fire
• trial by fire
• Please help us recover your nodes by linking their titles below
• Attack by Stratagem
• I was taken by a honeymoon scam
• Every "why" question can be answered by a phrase using the word "idiot"
• By their fruits you shall know them

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