Findings:
- How Bill Moyers Turned the Tables on Scholastica
- How Could You Want Him (When You Know You Could Have Me)?
- Do I have to watch my step at every turn?
- How Pac-Man and Ms. Pac-Man have sex
- How to have an epileptic fit
- How to turn a tiny illustration into a poster-sized masterpiece
- How many genes do we (humans) have?
- How we could still have a President Trump
- How we have grown apart
- How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Turn Off My TV
- Turning a call option into a put option (and vice versa)
- How to have a Scotch Tasting
- How to have a great vacation in China without money
- How to develop one side of your butt and still have the other one flabby
- The ones with their priorities straight don't know how to get what they want, and the ones who get what they want have messed up priorities.
- How to have lesbian sex
- How long have you been in love with her?
- The bong on the table must have been part of the scenery
- How it turns
- How to turn around in the street
- how to turn a dorm room into a swimming pool
- How to set up a formal table
- How does the Military Selective Service Act apply to individuals who have had a sex change?
- Having gotten myself into a position where I can have my cake and eat it too, I feel no compulsion to get up from the table
- You, standing
- How do you know if you have a sinus infection?
- You will have no doubt and the sky will turn to gold
- How to have an out of body experience
- The volume of stuff you own is directly proportional to how far you have to move
- I'll look at this in a year and wonder how I could have been so stupid
- how loud to you have to be to put out a housefire with just your voice
- How to really brush your teeth (Yes, you have been doing it wrong)
- no exact amounts since I have no idea how many people you feed
- What is it like to have a crush on someone?
- How many geniuses have we lost this way?
- How to turn a CD-ROM drive into a CD player
- How to turn a crack house into a crack home
- How to turn an axolotl into a salamander
- So I turned round and there was an inflatable man sat at the table
- How to make a left turn in Pittsburgh
- How to make a left turn in LA
- Turning a dorm room into a room
- I have a small penis. How can I sexually pleasure a woman?
- How to have fun in post-Civil War New York
- The "How many partners have you had" question
- How to "Have People"
- How can an atheist have morals?
- How to say "No" and have people listen
- That icky feeling when a client calls with a downed server and you have no clue how to fix it
- How to get Apache to tell your visitors when files have moved or been deleted
- Life is material; you just have to live long enough to figure out how to use it
- How the mighty have fallen
- How can I need kisses I have never felt?
- What if I had never met you? How much the poorer would my life have been.
- How many lives could have been saved had we just said "Please" more often?
- how many lines of code have you written?
- Having gotten myself into a position where I can have my cake and eat it too, I feel a strong compulsion to get up from the table
- Sex in a small car
- How many "Spinal Tap" drummers have died, in total?
- How to have plausible deniability if caught in a medical situation involving rectal insertion.
- Have you ever wondered how many gears a car can have? Or: My experiences with an East German vehicle
- How long have you known?
- How to Pretend to Have a Job
- How could you ever have enough?
- Have I forgotten how to stand up with the humor and the need?
- How many a dispute could have been deflated into a single paragraph if the disputants had dared to define their terms.
- i am a seedling. i don't even understand how much i have yet to learn.
- Most people underestimate how serious things have gotten
- If you don't know how to make a mu, you have no business measuring quantities that small.
- How and why do we (humans) have culture?
- I have never been sure that you knew quite how much I loved you
- How to turn your Hyundai Excel into a race car
- Sex with a chicken
- How Far To Turn
- Image Processing: how to turn a RAW image back to PGM
- How to disable menu fade-in in Windows 2000
- On the beach, by myself. How it turned out.
- How long must I stay in my pajamas before I turn into Howard Hughes?
- How to turn any number into a 9
- How the capital letters turned into the small letters
- Watermelon hookah
- How to turn a kraken house into a kraken home
- can you change the weather? show me how the raindrops turn to lies
- How to turn your boring job into a promising career
- tumble turn
- I have to wonder how this can be a metaphor for my life
- Turn the tables
- The Tables Turned
- The unending hatred elves have of debt and how it needlessly complicates simple social interactions: an essay
- How to tell when you have really messed up your relationship
- Coloring your name in Quake 3
- The Manual (How to Have a Number One the Easy Way)
- How can we have a Y2K problem in a country with both Microsoft and Intel?
- have
- I'd tell you but then I'd have to kill you
- Prices should have no more than 2 significant digits
- It's better to regret something you HAVE done
- We Have Explosive
- Have you found Jesus?
- Have a nice day
- We read your mail so you don't have to
- I Have No Mouth, and I Must Scream
- Man's desire to blow shit up, and to have a nice attache case
- What have you
- Citizen: You have committed an error
- Forgive me, Father, for I have sinned
- Karl Marx must have had a lousy job
- You do not have a right to not be offended
- Girls Just Want to Have Fun
- New zombies have been animated to replace the old
- I must have left my soft, gooey centre in my other pair of pants
- I have never let my schooling interfere with my education
- The tattoo phenomenon
- Sally guests I have known
- Times when you MUST have a smoke
- Eskimos do NOT have 40 words for snow
- I have a good idea, smear crap on your face
- What have you been smoking?
- I have seen the elephant
- What do you need to transfer to say you have transferred your mind?
- Have a buck
- Congratulations, you have eliminated all forms of hospitable life
- I have a tricorn hat
- Nodes your Grandma would have liked
- Somewhere I have never travelled, gladly beyond
- Why males have nipples
- Feminists have acquired nuclear weapons
- They have potential, if they only applied themselves
- We're trying to have a baby
- If this were in person, I would have kissed her now
- Why couldn't it have been an action picture that had just started?
- The number you have dialed is imaginary
- Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died
- you can't have it both ways
- You have much to learn, Grasshopper
- You have no socially redeeming value
- Let them have Festivas
- There are worse things than to have a great injustice done to you
- When I turned round...
- I have a friend
- A song has a lyric, songs have lyrics
- the innocent have nothing to fear
- Should you have to understand lyrics to enjoy music?
- Why do girls only want to have "serious" relationships?
- You have got hold of the wrong end of the stick
- Have you Meta Moderated Today?
- A list of things kids should and should not have from a woman who has no kids
- Where have all the Merrymakers gone?
- That whole bedroom thing wouldn't have happened if you hadn't tried to explain Quantum Physics
- What Have They Done to the Rain
- What Have They Done to the Rain?
- A thought that may have passed in the mind of the busboy at the cafe where I often find myself
- Sarah Michelle Gellar may have seen my underwear
- Rampant mass consumerism is so evil. Hey, can I have a sip of that Frappucino?
- Do not have sex with horses. Seriously, don't.
- Why Buddhist countries do not have the death penalty
- The best phone call I could have made tonight
- Skinny people have it bad, too
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