Findings:

• man when you are telling me how it was
• I was discovered by scientists, what will they call me?
• He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
• Mansi with the moist voice, telling me goodbye
• Death was a part of me then, too.
• everyone who ever told me i was pretty was lying.
• The one thing I wanted more than anything was for someone, just once, to tell me they don't know what they'd do without me
• I was a homeless bum
• I was raised on red pepper and blood. I am so hot if you strike me I will light like a match.
• She's telling me this story, and it's creeping me out a little
• You knew I was a rattlesnake when you picked me up
• If I was the ocean, what would you be to me?
• bringing me back to when less was worth more
• I was put on hold for time to gnaw me raw.
• Oh, no. Look, you've gone and made me optimistic. I was before, but now it is showing.
• Thanks for telling me I am suicidal
• In response to you telling me I have the bluest eyes you've ever seen
• Somebody told me a story. It was pretty but boring. It was Saturday night, my stories usually end up that way.
• I remember when it was me who made you want to take over the world and enslave humanity
• I Was Lost and You Found Me
• I was once smaller than a jellybean, but now look at me - I am macroscopic!
• Just standing there, wearing my boxers, in my driveway. I was watching the stormfront. You were watching me.
• What I would do If I knew what was good for me
• I got the feeling the Fairy Council was mad at me when the president knocked over her coffee to get a better grip on my neck
• Sex and death have both spat me out like spoiled milk for the same reason. I was not afraid.
• It wasn't so much a trip down memory lane as it was me carjacking someone's memorymobile and speeding off down the freeway, but I digress.
• This node was made for you and me
• I Hear it was Charged Against Me
• I woke up and was an instant scribbling fiend. crazy, my poor feverish brain
• The cactus that told me my mom was asleep
• I knew that. My brain just chose to withhold that information from me.
• Give Me the Brain
• Your website makes me want to remove my brain with a rusty spoon
• I remember when it was me who made her toilet flush
• I'm so sorry my brain works that way
• The train that came to me in the dream was already a dead train
• So I was balls deep in the guy's ass that night when he turns to me and asks for a kiss. Damn. What a fag.
• I remember when it was me who made her skin flush
• watch over me until i can find my way out of this labyrinth in my brain and regain my sanity
• When I was little my mother told me not to sit close to the T.V., so when I was six I did.
• You kissed me. It was sweet and timid.
• They are telling me it is time to go
• Would you tell me if it was true?
• I was wrong as a child, to think old people were stupid for asking me where the day had gone. Now I understand... we older people do not live.
• I said I was sorry. Then she looked at me.
• She was an intellectual prostitute, seducing me with profound truisms
• Okay, okay, I confess! It was me! I broke the internet!
• did i really change the way you think about everything? was it the chemicals in your brain?
• I was not made for love songs, and love songs will never be made for me.
• There was no one waiting for me...
• I was me before being me was cool.
• Why I politely asked the contemporary lit major I was dating to stop writing me love letters
• Before you, there was me
• I was pretty sure that wasn't how slasher films were supposed to end, but you won't see me complaining.
• The rock under my foot that told me I was real when I was an adult
• Would you love me if I was a worm
• one was giving me the eye but nothing came of it
• the cutest baker in the room was making sadfaces at me when i walked out
• She was watching me and I didn’t know it.
• She grew a little older, while he was telling her
• Foundation for Telling Me How Great I Am
• the space was filled with love like light and that made me shine as well
• When someone was willing to drown with me, I really didn't want to drown anymore
• She loved me for my brains not my body. It's what zombies do.
• Tell me a story about brains
• The Brain
• I Kissed "Weird Al" Yankovic and All I Got Was This Lousy T-shirt
• Pinky and the Brain
• Brain freeze
• brain dump
• Mother Brain
• brain rectification
• Brain damage
• Bad Brains
• right brain
• Billion Dollar Brain
• brain fart
• I wish I could upload my brain into Everything
• This is your brain on drugs
• brain stem
• brain fog
• Brained
• Water brain
• Sleepwalking, brain food, and love
• Sir Brain (user)
• Best Brains
• brain drain
• Global Brain
• brain surgery
• insane brain noise
• If I only had a brain
• Brain Drain (user)
• brain augmentation
• Unix brain damage
• We are the trains of thought that move through everything's brain
• The potential for brain damage really does get in the way of a good time
• brain wave
• I felt a Funeral, in my Brain
• Brain Salad Surgery
• Jupiter Brain
• The function of the brain and nervous system
• monkey brains
• An Open Letter to My Brain
• Drawing on the Right Side of the Brain
• The significant costs of the large human brain
• Knowing your brain is about to grow outward, a flower in full bloom
• Does shaking your head hurt your brain?
• brain bucket
• brain sieve
• Brain tumor
• My body is still trying to explain it to my brain
• How many chickens?
• Brain Teaser
• Tab completion is an infectious brain virus
• Galaxy Brain
• brain transplant
• Scoutmaster Brains
• Warning: Ecstasy may cause brain damage
• Brains are sexy
• My brain went on vacation and left my pancreas in charge
• bad brain day
• Brain Smasher
• The funniest thing ever on Pinky and the Brain
• pidgin brain
• The Green Brain
• Brain Teaser: Five Hats
• What're we gonna do tomorrow night, Brain?
• Mutant brains of London cabbies
• The Golden Turkey Award for Most Brainless Brain Movie
• Boys got cooties, girls got brains
• Black box for the brain
• Does Pot Kill Brain Cells?
• How your brain works
• never trust a minty brained man
• burn in the brain
• Have brain, will travel
• that lump they call your brain
• collective brain
• This is your brain on marijuana
• If we weren't doing business, I'd fuck your brains out
• Justification for damaging your brain with recreational drugs
• The God part of the brain
• Don't touch your brain
• How to treat brain injuries
• Emotion and regional brain activity
• Dennis Brain
• open brain coral
• Brain Donors
• The Three Brain Phases
• reptilian brain
• Television does more than rot your brain
• Depression and the brain
• brain in a vat
• The Brain Puzzler
• The important difference between cow and sheep brains
• Right brain/Left brain dominance quiz
• Deadly Brain
• Brain Mole
• The Brain Room
• The Brain That Wouldn't Die
• How your brain codes knowledge
• wet brain
• Soul of an artist, brain of a geek
• How to remove the brain of a laboratory rat
• Monsieur Mallah and the Brain
• Black Hole Brain (user)
• Sexing the Brain
• human brain
• Grandma's brain exploded; thereafter, things improved
• broiled brain (user)
• Bird Brains
• Brain death
• Brain Fever
• Left/Right brain dominance

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