Here's the stuff we found when you searched for "You weren't supposed to read someone else's diary either, but here we are"

• I know it's stealing, but sometimes someone else can say it better than you ever can.
• We couldn't be anywhere else but here
• You must be thinking of someone else on the Russsian front.
• every horse can be tamed by someone. but they don't always live at the same time.
• I love you, but it's cold out here
• Never use someone else's outline to write copy from
• Loving someone else's wife
• "Excuse me, but could you drop your large backpack somewhere else, please?" A (almost) christmas nodermeet in the East End
• The cloud is just someone else's computer
• Stranger in someone else's dream
• Your bed is no longer here, but the windows are
• Someone has writer's block but I don't know if I'm him right now
• I want my trail to grow over and disappear, but now someone is reading it.
• as she suddenly realizes that the Heart that she has been praying to did not send somebody... but is, instead, here.
• My regret sits on the floor like someone else's polaroid photos
• everybody lives in someone else's personal hell
• we're all here to die. but if you think that's all it is, you still have the bag on your head.
• you are someone else
• Suppose I try to tell you the secrets of this house, and them that live here
• Books you haven't read in a while, but intend to read again
• I swear I just came here for a sandwich, but do you remember me?
• The serpent was in the garden again, but there weren't any apples left in the tree, so I figured things were cool.
• dictated but not read
• I didn't read it but I want to get into the author's pants
• Someone else's mind: Italian holiday notebook
• my name on someone else's body
• When you get to the top, I know what it'll seem like. But there IS someone there. There IS someone there.
• Speaking with Someone Else's Voice
• Never define your value by the scale of someone else's weakness
• I want to lose myself in the words or the words of someone else
• Someone else's toilet
• dreaming of anywhere but here
• I suppose I could have married a World Cup soccer player, but I didn't
• I'm not even supposed to BE here today!
• The best way to learn something is when someone else figures it out and tells you.
• I want someone to read between my lines
• You could just pay someone else to LA LA LA I CANT HEAR YOU
• real trust is letting someone else q-tip your ears
• It's not happening here, but it is happening now.
• Here in the dark, nothing is real but time
• I told her I could read her mind, but she didn't believe me. I could tell.
• Music that is either by the Sonic Youth or by some band that is ripping off the Sonic Youth, but you can't tell which
• Ain't nobody here but us chickens
• I was pretty sure that wasn't how slasher films were supposed to end, but you won't see me complaining.
• It wasn't so much a trip down memory lane as it was me carjacking someone's memorymobile and speeding off down the freeway, but I digress.
• but you should be right here, right next to me
• If someone punches you out of hatred, they're definitely a villain. But that doesn't mean that you're a hero.
• as you get older, a lot falls away. but i am not here to tell you not to worry. i am here to give you tools.
• Of course they want to come here. Who doesn't? Besides the people from Los Angeles, but we don't speak of them.
• Our obsessions almost killed me, but now here we are, talking like normal human beings
• no island, but you're not a big happy archipelago either
• What she writes in my diary, I will read in twenty years
• What if I were born in someone else's life?
• someone else's hand
• Reading Someone's Diary
• I love you but you are not here, oh how my poor heart aches with angst
• But we should not be afraid. How else will we discover the answers?
• Helping people cheat
• Before You Hear It From Someone Else
• Pretending to be someone else online and talking to your real-life friends
• Tearing down someone else's sweat lodge
• People can get stuff here that they can't get anywhere else.
• Fighting someone else's battle
• Absolutely, to someone else
• How katyana nearly killed someone else masturbating
• i carry a deep sadness of the past, perhaps always. but i am here for the present and the future. i am here for you.
• here, but not here
• Someone else's prayers were answered in ice
• Only the weak get themselves killed in someone else's battle
• Someday, someone will be here unearthing my bones
• Here's a quarter. Call someone who cares
• live vicariously through someone else's attempt at a dark past
• How to tell when someone else is full of shit
• if i'm right, you'll be here to read this any day now
• down here, where the roots are supposed to grow
• There's someone in my head but it's not me
• the power of music is knowing that someone else understands, and it changes nothing
• What was stolen by someone else
• I can't remember when I fell but I love it down here
• What do girls think about guys when they catch guys staring at their breasts, but the guy is actually trying to read her shirt?
• Everyone is here, but you're nowhere near
• But who codes the coders?
• butt naked
• I'd tell you but then I'd have to kill you
• but
• Hypothetical 2020 presidential election results, pretending the states weren't winner-take-all
• Mr. Butts
• Words that sound dirty but really aren't
• There is no god but God
• Every Which Way but Loose
• That'd be the butt, Bob
• Friends and lovers, but sometimes just friends
• Butt hinge
• Butt joint
• We have nothing to fear but fear itself
• But I got a B- in penmanship
• But thanks for playing
• There are many like it, but this one is mine
• Bad Boys Rape Our Young Girls But Violet Gives Willingly
• I'm no fucking Buddhist, but this is Enlightenment.
• I may not know anything but I know I'm not American
• But my computer really IS possessed
• I know there are other fish in the sea but I don't want them
• Butt crack of dawn
• Lots of MIPS but no I/O
• Things people put up their butts
• Project B.U.T.T.
• It's not so much that I like him as a person God, but as a boy he's very handsome
• I like electronic music, but I am not a raver.
• The odds are good, but the goods are odd
• Scrabble words with a Q but no U
• I'm not anorexic, but I'm working on it
• I don't want to be a weeping mass of emotion, but I am
• Japanese puns that are not funny but at least are puns
• Poetry you found that you wrote when you were ten but secretly still like
• You wouldn't know it, but I think you're achingly beautiful
• Something Childish, but Very Natural
• Genuine but Insignificant Cause
• You're laughing now, but I'm voting this sucka down
• I have a most elegant proof of that, but this node is too small to contain it
• Sororities are nothing but social crutches
• butts ARE litter
• You may think I'm lying, but it's true
• But what are they really thinking?
• Why is there always money for war, but not for education?
• I am no doubt moving. The question now is not where, but how. My life changes everyday. Big deal.
• I love you, I want you, but you are a cruel monster
• But I digress
• If I could slip this skin but for a moment
• Sorry, but I AM my fucking khakis
• My library books are late, but I don't care
• I died for Beauty -- but was scarce
• BQN: But, one for all?
• They wrote it all in perl but it was mostly system calls
• Sexist jokes
• Yard Butt
• Figures don't lie, but liars can figure
• Not really by the rules, but...
• No, but I'll have a beer
• Free but worthless shares
• Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words will never hurt me
• Junk mail never has to spell your name right, but important stuff does
• I know you are, but what am I?
• You might be on a diet but you can still look at the menu
• Why mirrors reverse left and right, but not up and down
• I may not have had enough of me but I've had enough of you
• Opposites may attract, but is it a good idea?
• You need a license to have a dog, but any idiot can have a child
• A little Clint Black never killed anybody, but it did evacuate the building.
• 1991-96 were more fun years, but I'll likely get more accomplished in the year 2000 alone
• It never rains but it pours
• Conscription if necessary, but not necessarily conscription
• The Tesla Coil made me cry, but I got a free lunch out of it.
• Push butt: Rub hands under arm
• It did not but, I think.. it will spill hope
• I love my apartment but hate the management.
• There was a lot of blood, but the boys needed it
• History is not just for the past, but for the future
• I don't know where he gets his words but I like them
• butt rot
• Little lights that don't blink off but fade out instead
• This Star Wars sheet may be worth something, but I just need a tablecloth
• Love is but a Fleeing Spec of Emotion
• The nothin' but coal for you, geek e2 westside holiday gathering and lan party
• Talking like a pirate is fun but annoys people
• Snowy reception on some channels but not on others
• I can't get a girlfriend but my dog has a harem
• How to develop one side of your butt and still have the other one flabby
• The good guys and the bad guys were on the back of the boat and I swear I only turned my back for a MINUTE but when I came back, they'd killed Mozart.
• Keep doing it, but don't call it that
• I feel like shit today, but I can always feel worse tomorrow
• Trust in Allah, but tie up your camel
• But, my dear sir, if you educate them, they will no longer be Baptists
• My Mother and I Love Your Butt
• You know to me she's but a fetish
• you can't change the world, but you can change the facts
• It all turned out all right but there was so much pain along the way
• If you can't help it, fuck it!
• You may be a noder, but you ain't no dancer
• It would have been an excellent story but I had to get off the train

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