Findings:
- Tell me of the nature of love
- So - you've been making love to me ten thousand miles away - how tantalizing.
- Call her up, tell her how love is not a question.
- Please don't tell me how to do my job
- O tell me the truth about love
- Tell me again why it is that I love
- Daddy, stop hitting me and tell me you love me
- Tell me how you want to die, and I'll tell you who you are
- My first comet
- Tomorrow, he must tell her that he doesn't love her anymore.
- Take Off My Pants and Tell Me You Love Me and I'll Laugh in Your Face and Call You a Slut
- How to tell if someone loves you
- Comparing essay about How to Tell Corn Fairies and Blue Silver stories
- Show Me How the Robots Dance
- How Prom nearly killed me
- How to tell when someone else is full of shit
- How I fell in love
- How I came to love tea
- How can I talk about love when the bacon is burned and the house is an absolute mess and the children are screaming their heads off and I'm going to miss my bus?
- How, though the Sphere shewed me other mysteries of Spaceland, I still desired more; and what came of it
- socketes matures during 4 14 years. - reflections upon an obscure Dadaist genius in our midst; or, how I learned to stop worrying and love the troll.
- I didn’t know why it took girls so long to do their makeup until someone showed me how to dismantle the patriarchy with an allen wrench and a roast chicken ballotine.
- if you knew how much I love you, you would run away
- How to avoid saying, "I love you"
- Overcoming arachnophobia, or how I learned to love the spiders with HUMAN HEADS!
- O Love, How Deep, How Broad, How High
- How the Police tell if you are high
- A sexist joke I'm allowed to tell, due to being a woman
- I love you but you are not here, oh how my poor heart aches with angst
- How can God allow evil to exist?
- I never lie to you, I just allow you to misunderstand me
- Can I tell you how much I want to smoke you, like this cigarette?
- How I allowed craven cowardice to ruin my life
- how life is all about loving and being loved
- how to love a wild thing
- How Do I Love Thee?
- Religion doesn't allow me to be who I am
- How long does it take to fall in love?
- Movie trailers are not effective as advertising
- I hope there is someone in your life to tell you how beautiful you are
- How to tell when a guy just wants to be friends
- How Daniel explained it to me
- How to tell if a girl's interested in you
- The portion of her face she allows me to see
- How Warrant nearly killed me
- My northerliness allowed me to see bears
- This is how the world ends: a love story
- How to make love to a victim of sexual assault
- How the Stranger vainly endeavoured to reveal to me in words the mysteries of Spaceland
- How it feels to love your ghost
- I was pretty sure that wasn't how slasher films were supposed to end, but you won't see me complaining.
- all I ever learned from love was how to shoot at someone who outdrew you
- How my psychology teacher single-handedly ruined art and music for me in one fell swoop
- Allow me to name names of every name except the name I wish to drop
- how many alleys will you follow me down, if i just started running
- How airborne school nearly killed me.
- I can't even begin to tell you how I feel about certain things for reasons that you may find difficult to understand
- love me
- Foundation for Telling Me How Great I Am
- can you change the weather? show me how the raindrops turn to lies
- How long have you been in love with her?
- How long do you think I'll let you keep me here?
- How to tell if tailgating is your fault
- How to tell if you need new tires
- Dr. Strangelove, or How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb
- How to tell if there's a fire on the other side of a door
- How to Tell if That Person on the Bus is Crazy
- How television car chases influenced me
- How I learned to stop practicing and love the something
- how to tell a brachiopod shell from a bivalve mollusk shell
- How to tell you're not making it in showbiz
- How to tell whether a figure can be drawn in one stroke
- How the Sphere encouraged me in a Vision
- How to tell the difference between Mormons and Jehovah's Witnesses
- How Do I Love?
- How The Original Pancake House nearly killed me
- Becoming an idiot, or, How I learned to stop worrying and love my siblings
- How to distinguish a Dragon
- Oh! how I love, on a fair summer's eve
- How to tell your social class by the location of your name
- You'll never know how much you've changed me
- You, standing
- How Deep Is Your Love
- If I didn't ask, I'd never know (how much you hate me)
- How my desire for a puppy made me personally responsible for the War on Terror
- how to tell if an egg is rotten
- two-way mirror
- I don't know how to fall in love with a woman
- Telling real pearls from fake ones
- A half-man, half-monstertruck ex-CIA vampire must save the world the only way he knows how: with ROCK
- how love works
- How Do You Want Me?
- How to be a human in love and other impossible things
- How do you consummate your love for a mermaid?
- Metal Inert Ass Welding, or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the F-Bomb
- How I learned to stop worrying and love statistics
- How does one love the dead?
- how 5-hour energy nearly killed me
- How to love again
- When you want me and how you want me
- Oh How I Love Thee
- How can I comfort you when it breaks me too?
- how many more must die?
- you never once told her how beautiful she was nor how much you truly loved her
- How do I know if I love you?
- How to tell if paper is acid free
- How to tell when you have really messed up your relationship
- How to tell when your dog just wants to be friends
- My mother also taught me how to quickly kill and clean game
- How to tell where you are in Manhattan
- I have never been sure that you knew quite how much I loved you
- How to tell if a guy is circumcised from across the bar
- How I fell in love with Alice
- How Spider-Man and His Amazing Friends wrecked my love life
- How do you love your ass?
- How to tell someone it's break time in a high noise environment
- How to tell if your phone line supports DP dialing
- How I learned to stop worrying and love the iBook instead
- How to Survive the Loss of a Love
- How to tell if it is the car parked next to you that dented and scratched your vehicle
- How to tell if you're having a heart attack
- Churches that tell you how to live
- How to tell if you are stoned or not
- how my computer nearly killed me
- How Airborne School nearly killed me
- This must be the night when I remember how to fly, when the breeze catches my weight at last
- How an X-acto knife nearly killed me
- Collision avoidance technique
- I'm changing the climate! Ask me how
- How the Old Woman Took Care Of Candide, and How He Found the Object of His Love
- How dating pretty boys helped me come out
- How to listen to the stories that cats tell us
- How to make love to a virgin
- How is poetic form going to help me scream about revolution
- I Know Not How It Falls on Me
- How to tell when a journalist has no idea what they're talking about
- How to Fall Out of Love
- You can't stop thinking of her: this is how you explained it, a proof of your being in love.
- How to write a love letter
- She told me I looked like a Henry, and this is how she would know me
- How to tell if your fruit is ripe
- Never tell your housemates you know how a computer works
- How to serve a cheese plate - or, how I came to love curds and eschew fashion
- Of King Sigmund's last battle, and of how he must yield up his sword again
- How a suicide made me wish I were Superman
- How Lars Ulrich made me quit my job at a movie theater
- How to tell if you're addicted to hunting
- Like hands on a clock tell time without thinking about how long it's been
- Stand up for yourself, OR: How I got the shit kicked out of me
- The trouble with love is, it doesn't care how fast you fall
- You taught me language, and my profit on it is I know how to curse. The red plague rid you for learning me your language!
- How to get Apache to tell your visitors when files have moved or been deleted
- How to love someone who is mentally ill
- Megalania (or how I learned to stop worrying and love the lizard)
- How to say "I love you": A Six Step Guide
- how i learned to love my peanut allergy and an elephant named bessy
- How we sleep on the nights we don't make love
- How to Say I Love You, with Bombastic Inefficiency
- He taught me how to smoke
- Oh Ricky, how come you never kissed me?
- How to tell she's good looking
- Lost love - or how I grew to love the truck stop
- How to tell if it will fit around the corner
- How green is love
- Oh!, how you inflict me with wounds of paranoia and desire
- How should admins node? Let me count the ways (e2poll)
- How Could You Want Him (When You Know You Could Have Me)?
- How to tell you are too tired to do research
- How I know I love you
- How do I kludge thee? Let me count the ways
- how I knew I loved you
- another "poem" about unrequited love and how it fucks up your everything
- How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love High Level Languages
- How to say "I love you"
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