Here's the stuff we found when you searched for "You either like Christmas or you're...oh you're Jewish. My apologies. Carry on."

• You're either with us or you're against us
• You're either a patriot or a terrorist
• You'd better quit sticking your thumbs in your belt loops like that. You're giving me bad ideas.
• Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
• I won't take your protests seriously unless you're naked or on fire.
• Every school is either a Pepsi school or a Coke school
• Like white light? Or a long low moan that turns into laughing? Or the holes in Jesus' hands?
• Late-night rally driving on the beach, or: Run like Hell when the cops come
• no island, but you're not a big happy archipelago either
• It looks like you're writing an anarchist manifesto…
• Recipe for Tomato Soup, unless you're like me, in which case it's a recipe for tomato stew
• Either a Ravine or a Precipice
• The Girl Who Talked Like Edward G. Robinson-A Christmas Tale
• I do not like the sky night or day and keep my eyes on the yellow lines heading under the car
• I felt I was part of something, like a voice in a crowd or an island in a sea
• For future reference, when in eternity or insanity; dreams I would like to have
• In this workshop we'll cover skills like setting up and configuring a terrible howl or shriek.
• Is there any part of you that really wants this? Or is the pursuit like breathing to you?
• Coy or honestly shy, either way I have got mad designs on your dancy eyes
• Why women should carry the condoms OR the moist towelette theory
• You're on Christmas with Sal
• Jesus undoubtedly said this or something very like it
• Either/Or
• Or do we like time's children come also at last to the silent shadowlands?
• It feels like fingernails across the moon. Or do you rub your wings together?
• Walk like you're a sex goddess
• serendipity, or something like it
• It's a beautiful life, or something like it
• It's almost like you're real
• i don't like christmas
• like a flower or a mushroom or a guinea pig or a vine
• when you're done, you can let her die if that's what you want. Or you can wake her.
• I like that heavy name. I will carry it.
• Get dressed NOW or you're going in your underwear.
• Kid named John, or something like that.
• stop garage sales (or why Joe Lieberman doesn't like video games)
• candle smoke and christmas spice leapt up their noses like cardamom cats
• Swimming pool injury
• The square root of any positive integer is either integral or irrational
• Eigenvalues of idempotent matrices are either 0 or 1
• Music that is either by the Sonic Youth or by some band that is ripping off the Sonic Youth, but you can't tell which
• Getting your Christmas cards out at the last possible moment
• All good men are either gay or married
• Very emotional people are either psychotic or sincere
• Either everyone deserves or no one does
• Never look like you're staring
• either only mean people live that long, or mean lives make mean people
• The manner of drinking and spitting is either hard or soft
• You wear your hope like Christmas
• I like the way I'm doing it better than the way you're not
• Feeling like you're moving when you're really sitting still
• So is this, like, artistic or slutty?
• You grabbed my hand, and we fell into it. Like a daydream. Or a fever.
• I have enthusiasm for everything that you like or are interested in!
• You're like a brother to me
• Be a model or just look like one
• I'm reading this like you're chewing with your mouth full
• Playing Risk is like arguing on the internet. Even if you win, you're still retarded.
• scattering, like flower petals or crowds from the sound of a gunshot
• Eat like every meal's a banquet. Drink like every flagon's your last. Fuck like you're going into battle
• i remember reading this but i can't remember if i liked it or not
• Yourself or Someone Like You
• Life, or something like it
• Here's what I hope to do with the Everything code or with something like it
• Falling through a Christmas tree, or the anti-semitic subtext of Yuletide joy
• if you don't like what you're getting, change what you're giving
• I can't decide if what you're saying is too profound for me to comprehend or just insane
• silent like a killer or a lover
• I don't know why but I always love episodes without words. like just something about them makes me feel calm or something..
• If you're not sure whether or not you've been had, then you've already been had.
• Does it keep you company or remind you you're alone?
• you can only make me dizzy if you're spinning me in leaves or snowflakes
• like you're blind but still can see
• The truth, or something like it
• The Day After Christmas, or Santa's Workshop, Inc.
• I would love for you to come to me with Christmas lights around your head, late night like a ghost
• apology
• Apology of Socrates
• Barclay's Apology
• The almighty horrible node apology
• The First Apology of Justin Martyr
• A Mathematician's Apology
• Save your apologies for someone who cares
• Difference between apology and regret
• A letter of apology
• fold-out instructions, an index, paper cut-outs, and a brief apology
• A Canadian Apology
• A good apology
• The Pilgrim's Progress: Author's Apology for the Second Book
• Whispered Apologies
• Apologies to the Queen Mary
• With Apologies to Jesse Jackson
• false apology
• In Apology of the Third Approach
• Jones saw forest, saw nothing for it, was a little telephone apology
• They can see that you're missing something inside
• Apologetics Without Apology
• counterfeit apologies
• Apologies to the poltergeists I might've awoken
• carry flag
• Carry
• Carry the banner
• Carry On Films
• Concealed carry law
• Carry Me back to Old Virginny
• carry lookahead adder
• Carry That Weight
• Comin' to carry me home
• carry the flame
• The Things They Carried
• The shit that gets carried out in His name
• It's light but hard to carry
• we carry home on our backs
• the world is gone, I must carry you
• how does it feel to be carried out to the trash?
• carry (user)
• CTN Cash & Carry Ltd. v. Gallagher
• idionatic expression for carry on
• carry a flame
• Even the ugliest kangaroo can carry a message of love
• fireman's carry
• This is the city. Los Angeles, California. Sometimes someone gets the urge to pet a small furry animal. That's my job. My name's Friday. I carry a badger.
• carried off by birds
• every day carry
• yen carry trade
• memories carried in RNA
• Keep Calm and Carry On
• what he carried from here to Okinawa
• You carry it with you forever
• the sheet symbolizes wind, the wind carries away the mind
• everyone has some burden they carry
• Open Carry
• i carry your heart with me(i carry it in
• Carry on, my wayward son
• Open Carry Reservation
• everything carries me to you
• i carry a deep sadness of the past, perhaps always. but i am here for the present and the future. i am here for you.
• Time cares for us not, though it carries us the path entire.
• Carry On, Jeeves
• they carry but they do not understand
• our backs are strong. we can carry this world.
• The Nightmare Before Christmas
• Christmas
• Christmas Island
• Christmas Tree
• Christmas Vacation
• A Christmas Carol
• Christmas Eve / Sarajevo 12-24
• How the Grinch Stole Christmas
• Christ Was Born on Christmas Day
• Childhood Trauma: Christmas 1989
• The Father Christmas Letters
• Don't force your Christmas philosophy on me
• C!hristmas
• Rachel at Christmas
• Another Christmas Song
• A Very Special Christmas
• The Twelve Days of Christmas
• Selling your Christmas presents on eBay
• Christmas Dessert
• Surviving the Office Christmas Party
• The 12 Days of Christmas
• Christmas is the same every year
• The Christmas Kitten
• Christmas carols in Latin
• A Charlie Brown Christmas
• Christmas Is Only Good If You Are A Girl (Boy)
• Christmas at the Zoo
• On maintaining the spirit of Christmas in the face of reality
• A monkey is for life, not just for Christmas
• The Christmas Season has it in for me.
• Father Christmas
• Christmas ornament
• Christmas present opening ceremony
• The meaning of Christmas
• Christmas Pagan Style
• There's nothing sadder than an unemployed stripper with a sick car at Christmas time
• Some Jews actually get pissed when you wish them a Merry Christmas
• Japanese Christmas

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