Findings:
- When you kill people they die
- You say "the internet" but you mean "the world wide web"
- People don't flail when they die
- When people say "All-American", they seldom mean me.
- What people talk about when they can't think of anything to talk about
- Too many people say nothing when they mean "I love you"
- Too many people say "I love you" when they mean "I like you"
- Children are people readers and they know when you are fiction
- Right-wing doesn't automatically mean racist
- What people really mean when they say "Justice for X"
- Of course they want to come here. Who doesn't? Besides the people from Los Angeles, but we don't speak of them.
- When over 95% of its people endure unspeakable torture daily, Planet Earth is officially known as a prison
- Kids aren't cute; they just do stupid things
- People want what they cannot have
- Clicking noises aren't unusual when you own an older car
- Where do dogs get their Vitamin C from, when they don't eat fruits?
- What Italian guys are really talking about when they say "Ey Oh"
- people do, on the whole, have the right to be who they want to be
- bringing me back to when less was worth more
- You're one of those people who knows all the words to every song, aren't you?
- Where people go when people die
- Children who are born blind still smile when they are happy
- telling people what they don't need to know
- Recessive traits aren't what they used to be
- Getting over "Disco Sucks!"
- When you forget that dogs aren't human
- Why aren't people real anymore?
- when you are young they assume you know nothing
- If people weren't meant to be eaten, they wouldn't be made of meat!
- People can get stuff here that they can't get anywhere else.
- Black People Hate Me and They Hate My Glasses
- This story is a Neil Young song when you aren't looking
- When people say destroying a work of art is good
- when they take my blood
- How do cows get all their nutrients, when they only eat grass?
- As a side effect of the server move, this list isn't gettin cleared automatically, so many people listed aren't actually online. Sorry for the temporary inconvenience.
- The reason people go to war is because they don't understand the feelings of others.
- When five senses aren't enough
- Ground rush
- The nice thing about alcoholics is that they aren't afraid of the dark
- These aren't the sorts of people you are supposed to like
- corporations aren't just people, they're sociopaths
- I am clothed when other people go almost naked through the frozen cities in winter
- People with suntans don't look healthy, they look ignorant
- The problem with people who think life is inexpressibly beautiful is that they so often try to express it anyway
- "Of course humans aren't intelligent. They don't even have glurbleflukers. If you can't glurblefluke, you're not sentient."
- Going by the script when talking to people
- do you think i can get all my ideas out? so they aren't lost?
- thoughts and ideas ought to be convoluted, because the things and people that they represent are equally so
- A lie only hurts when it's told by people you care about
- but my dreams, they aren't as empty as my conscience seems to be
- Because they are clowns, that doesn't mean they aren't dangerous. And being dangerous doesn't mean they aren't clowns.
- If people are good only because they fear punishment, and hope for reward, then we are a sorry lot indeed.
- They aren't my memories anymore
- Kissing is when two people taste each other tasting each other
- Her hair, tangled
- people are lazy about explanations so they make rules
- some people are so poor, all they have is money
- Everybody Eats When They Come to My House
- When they say "Gotta have it!" they mean it!
- I thought ALL women looked for a wedding ring when they talked to ANY man
- he was alive, and some of the other people, they were carbon copies
- There is a difference between considering your audience and giving the people what they want.
- If you want somebody's heart, catch it when they pour it out
- Beliefs become religious when they become self-referential
- Were You There When They Crucified My Lord?
- Where do they go when they walk out and leave the body behind?
- The four problems of surgery, how they were overcome, and when
- Always talk to dead people when you can. Always.
- Thinking you know more about computers than the tech you just called
- it's a pity we only appreciate some once they're gone, when they can no longer defend themselves
- The journey will be worth it when you achieve something greater than what harmed you through the journey
- Your social security check is late! Stuff costs more than it used to! Young people use curse words!
- When two legs are worth more than gold
- remember, when they look right through you, you're still there
- When people ask "Where are you from?" I have to think for a minute
- 90% of people think they are of above average intelligence
- The quality of relationships with people when you're sick
- Dead people are not sleeping. They are dead.
- when people become strangers
- When life gives you lemons, suck on them. Seriously, lemons taste awesome.
- Dumb things people wish they hadn't said
- When children become people
- I fixed my body image issues by looking at people as if they were dogs
- When the suicide arrived at the sky, the people there asked him: "Why?"
- Things you give people that they keep
- People who argue, using terms they refuse to define
- Tell people they're beautiful and they will change the world
- When silence between two people is comfortable
- When Bad Things Happen to Good People
- What They Did To the Desert People
- I really came to understand that they were just real people who wanted to live real lives and be treated equally as opposed to, for example, wanting to destroy us.
- People tell us who they are, but we ignore it, because we want them to be who we want them to be.
- They made the sunrise for people like us just so we have an excuse for why we're still up.
- People who think they have to double-click everything
- Made direct amends to such people wherever possible except when to do so would injure them or others
- There's a difference between fear and cowardice. Fear is unavoidable. Cowardice is allowing people, including oneself, to suffer because of what they fear.
- Sometimes people will tell you that there are no options and they will be wrong.
- we are fed violence and love is censored, and people are shocked when violence is all we know
- It's hard to know what to say when a friend's parent they always hated suddenly dies
- When they come they'll eat the fat ones first
- there are people in the world who love you, and they will see that this suffering will not have happened in vain
- Where do they keep the car keys when they transport cars?
- What do girls think about guys when they catch guys staring at their breasts, but the guy is actually trying to read her shirt?
- Why girlfriends get annoyed when they remember things you don't
- Scientist hits head on curb joke
- some people touch it, but they can't hold on
- Eye contact at a distance
- When left long enough, students will always discuss cartoons they watched as kids
- It wasn't until later, when I was washing the blood off my hands, I even knew they were dead
- Let's run away to where the shooting stars fall and meet them when they land
- When they cut through the mountains to lay highways
- There are times when they seem to be right
- Live so that they cry when you're born and laugh when you die
- If you want somebody's heart, catch it when they cut it out
- You are brave and wonderful even when they nuke the damn thing.
- The hostages wrote thank you cards to their captors when they got home.
- When they realized they were in the desert, they built a religion to worship thirstiness.
- How can a man stand when they cut off his feet?
- When the seagulls follow the trawler, it is because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea.
- Girls who go home with you when they don't even know your name
- It has become the time of evening when people sit on their porches
- What do girls think about guys who think about what other people think about girls and what they do?
- When scientists make mistakes they see what they did wrong and then try again.
- the moment when they take possession of you
- You know a writer has made it when they stop posting on e2
- Sometimes birds are lions and prides of pigeons shake the ground when they roar.
- play dumb
- cat haters
- laughing at things that aren't funny
- why aren't iMacs scratch-and-sniff?
- but aren't we all
- Aren't you a little short for a stormtrooper?
- The Borg aren't scary anymore
- How come there aren't any recreational suppositories?
- You aren't a nice guy; you're a hairy jellyfish
- Truly frightening Halloween costumes aren't much fun at parties
- Some things in the graveyard aren't dead
- Songs that metalheads like that aren't metal
- What are you doing? Why aren't you busy trying to save the world?
- Minutes aren't meaningful
- there aren't any stars because we haven't created them yet
- It's important to agree on definitions. Otherwise, you aren't communicating well.
- Parentheses statements (though aren't we all?)
- (aren't we all?)
- women aren't starfish
- Production unit cost
- Modified accelerated cost recovery system
- Church Can Cost You
- the high cost of living
- Cost of Attendance
- two-fold cost of sex
- sunk cost
- Speed Costs Money
- The Cost of a Pacific Islander
- other costs of sex
- Dollar cost averaging
- Costs of launching to orbit
- True Cost Design
- Find the Cost of Freedom
- The cost of American pride
- Marginal cost
- Cost/benefit analysis
- Inverse Cost and Quality Law
- fixed cost
- variable cost
- total costs
- average total cost
- Books to read in the bath: Avoid waterdamage at all costs
- The cost of customer service
- Cost an arm and a leg
- Cost of Goods Sold
- The cost of rebuilding Iraq
- Dead links in writeups
- White People
- Flaunting your sexuality
- Anything worth keeping seems impossible to forget
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