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• Your radical ideas about a twelve inch cock have already occurred to others
• Why women have ridiculous amounts of shoes
• Though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death, I shall fear no evil -- for tonight I have broken my own heart, and my soul is too empty to be afraid.
• Concerning the Women
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• New River Valley
• Never imagine you have any idea what you're attracted to
• You have no choice concerning the circumstances of your birth
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• Your radical ideas about many things have already occurred to others but have never been articulated in a fashion so accessible to current generations
• Your Radical Ideas about Capitalism as a Method for Social Control Have Already Occurred to Others
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• Women should have become revolutionary a long time ago
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• Dooby and Katrinka Have an Idea
• Shoe String Symphonettes
• Why have there been no great women artists?
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• Balloons whose strings have slipped from unclutched hands
• Having gotten myself into a position where I can have my cake and eat it too, I feel a strong compulsion to get up from the table
• General sexuality newsgroup
• Your radical ideas about New World Orders have already occurred to others
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• Let's go, keys. I've been drinking vodka and have a lot of big ideas.
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• A raindrop cannot comprehend a river valley
• All of your ideas have already occurred to others. Please stop bothering to think. You are selfishly wasting energy and oxygen.
• small towns have funny ideas about prejudice
• Why black women have so few wrinkles
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• I have a good idea, smear crap on your face
• no exact amounts since I have no idea how many people you feed
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• Why women's pants have no pockets
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• So what if your radical ideas have already occurred to others
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• Red River Valley
• Why channelizing a river is never a good idea
• Hex River Valley
• Twelve String Guitar
• Women in Comfortable Shoes
• In valleys of springs of rivers
• Your radical ideas about every point being the center of the universe have already occurred to others
• When I growl, the sound echoes like thunder all through the valleys and woodlands, and children tremble with fear, and women cover their heads with their aprons, and big men run and hide.
• A Vindication of the Rights of Woman: Chapter Twelve
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• Your radical ideas about the combinatoric implications of the Myers-Briggs Type Indicator have already occurred to others
• Your radical ideas about religion as a mechanism of social control have already occurred to others
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• Concerning Irregular Figures
• Concerning our Priests
• Erewhon : Chapter XIII - The Views of the Erewhonians Concerning Death
• An observation concerning the American electorate
• Secret Memorandum to President Franklin D. Roosevelt Concerning the Los Angeles Air Raid
• An Enquiry Concerning Human Understanding
• Mesopotamian and Greek Myths Concerning Male and Female Roles in Society
• To a Friend Concerning Several Ladies
• An Enquiry Concerning Human Understanding - Section II
• An Enquiry Concerning Human Understanding - Section III
• Southwest Airlines' policy concerning overweight travelers
• A daily account of the acquisition of knowledge concerning 19th century France at the collegiate level
• TGoP: Concerning Sish
• Concerning Rebirth
• A Discourse Concerning the Mechanical Operation of the Spirit
• A letter concerning science and other things
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• Devon Garland
• Flower Garland school
• Bon Prayer : The Precious Garland
• Garland Greene
• Garland Dichotomous
• Have Blue (user)
• Do I have to watch my step at every turn?
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• How Pac-Man and Ms. Pac-Man have sex
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• I'd tell you but then I'd have to kill you
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• Burnt out worker (what shall we do with a burnt-out worker?)
• Even God doesn't have the right to utterly destroy children
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• Front porch, what should have been said
• Forgive me, Father, for I have sinned
• Karl Marx must have had a lousy job
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• Girls Just Want to Have Fun
• New zombies have been animated to replace the old
• I must have left my soft, gooey centre in my other pair of pants
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• We have nothing to fear but fear itself
• I have a dream
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• The US does NOT have Freedom of Speech
• Baptist jokes
• Baptist fear of dancing
• A letter to those who have impressed me
• What is it like to have a crush on someone?
• You have no socially redeeming value
• The "How many partners have you had" question
• Why should the Devil have all the good music
• A reminder to drivers who do not have cruise control
• Have Spacesuit, Will Travel
• Why some mammals have an aversion to water
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• How the mighty have fallen
• Beautiful things that have made you cry
• Have you stopped beating your wife?
• When we have reached the end of time and light
• Do law-abiding citizens have the right to an opinion on criminal penalties?
• You have had sex with all the people your partner has had sex with
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• We atheists have a good sense of humor
• What face did you have before your mother and father were born?
• I have no browser and I must node!
• I laughed the loudest, who'd have known?
• Yes! We have no bananas!
• Walking into class, only to realize that you have no pants
• Here We Have Idaho
• When I have Fears that I may Cease to Be

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