Here's the stuff we found when you searched for "This would be Sunday night, when I apparently went to a play and then had dinner with Jake and Lori"

• I set the alarm clock anyway, knowing I would be up all night
• This song is meant to be played so loudly it liquefies your thoughts as you drive at night through abandoned neon dinosaur bones
• Would I have hid myself away if I had known I'd never be found?
• She bought a new smile every week when we first started seeing each other. Then I had to buy them.
• A bunch of guys in Australia got wasted and went koala hunting and had the night of their lives
• He had a prison of brass built in the hole, and then, when it was finished, he locked up his daughter
• when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
• If I had called you, would you still be dead?
• If everyone had a flower instead of a gun, there would be no more war
• If only our tongues were made of glass, how much more careful we would be when we speak.
• If you were team captain in a pick-up game of baseball and had Jesus Christ on your team, what position would you play him?
• This must be the night when I remember how to fly, when the breeze catches my weight at last
• people who were not to be trifled with; people who would dance, and had no notion of walking
• He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
• When night falls, I will be waiting for you
• That would be me
• "This sandwich is great, but it could be better if it had tomatoes and also gave me super powers."
• If language were liquid, it would be rushing in
• If I'd have shot her when I met her, I'd be out of jail by now.
• If poetry could describe the way you make me feel, poetry would be illegal. Or anyway I might get arrested.
• If you would be seated
• It must be morning when she dreams.
• Might be like leftovers. Would not taste the same, however sweet.
• I am blind when I want to be
• What am I doing here when I could be swimming with the dolphins?
• I wish I knew how it would feel to be free
• The next time they would come, I would not be here.
• Sorrier than I ever thought I would be
• When I grow up, I want to be a pretzelman
• Wouldn't it be wonderful if everyone renounced violence forever?
• When she shouts BE QUIET THE NEIGHBORS WILL HEAR IF YOU'RE NOT QUIET
• It would be a less interesting world if we all walked and skipped alike, and never fell from bicycles.
• Friend, you have a lot to learn if you think loving me would be a bad idea.
• Spared the sight of what you wouldn't be the same if you had seen.
• I think people would rather be happy than virtuous
• eternity would be boring
• Where would America be without Canada?
• Why Star Trek: Series V would be a bad thing
• May the world be a better place when I wake up
• The Scots Confession: Chapter 7
• It is never too late to be what you would have been
• Linux would be dead without Windows
• How to be strong for her, when all you want is to depend on her
• I never thought it would be like this
• She teaches a night class. Psychology 100, to be precise.
• And then Satan said, Let there be cricket ball.
• he thought it would be great fun to conquer the world
• This would be so dirty if we weren't all professionals
• All the things she had at one point wanted to be
• Questions you will be asked when you study Chinese
• If God did not exist, it would be necessary to invent him
• What's it going to be then, eh?
• Someday my life will be interesting, and I will come back and tell you about it then
• now, when it's nearly impossible to get lost and twice as impossible not to be found
• If there were more people like you, there would be less people
• That Would Be Enough
• If anything were different, everything would be different
• The easier option would just be to electroplate the chicken.
• If you would be so kind
• Would you be more of a Jekyll or a Hyde?
• grumbling dissertation on how everything would be much better if it all were to explode
• How it feels to be interviewed (when you know the answers)
• In a world of blind people, c would be the speed of sound
• The Filesystem That Would Be King
• When will Linux be a good gaming platform?
• When the aliens attack my workplace, I'm going to be so damn READY
• A whimper would be fine
• That I Would Be Good
• There are times when they seem to be right
• How Can You Be in Two Places at Once When You're Not Anywhere at All?
• You know it is going to be a strange day when you wake up dead
• I assumed we would not even be friends
• You meant for this node to be read by me, and I would like to respond
• We knew there would be kissing, and breasts
• Whoso would be a man must be a nonconformist
• You gotta be dead to get your music played here.
• When shall I be free?
• When my boat comes in, you will be the first to board
• you had to be there
• I thought that I wanted this. I didn't realize it would be so hollow
• When I rise it will be with the ranks, and not from the ranks
• We do what we do because of who we are. If we did otherwise, we would not be ourselves.
• Statements that would be shocking to people living in 1985
• Would you take your shoes back now, i think I know what it is like to be you.
• When the seagulls follow the trawler, it is because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea.
• If we classified ducks as monsters, well, that would be pretty accurate.
• I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I took an arrow to the knee
• what would it take to be serene again?
• Statements that would be shocking to people living in 1795
• History should be a hammock for swinging and a game for playing, the way cats play
• Then the walls started to bleed again and I just KNEW I'd be the one cleaning it up.
• Mandy would be happy if i died
• What tasty food would be distusting if eaten over rice?
• can it be that it was all so simple then
• Sushi would be what sophisticated human aliens would eat.
• how many bird nests would be made from her lovely hair
• The Ten Commandments revised
• Once upon a time, I imagined she would be a river
• Halloween Yard Decorations Should Not Be Encountered Alone At Night
• and i just want to be there when the lightning strikes
• I was supposed to be dead when this picture was taken
• Well if it's gonna be THAT kinda party, then I'm gonna stick my dick in the mashed potatoes!
• If voting changed anything, they would make it illegal
• If not voting could change the system it would be illegal
• The best kind of bartender
• Statements that would be shocking to people living in 1975
• When you know things are just not meant to be
• if I can't be with you, then I'll write about you, or I'll write about something else
• I want to be a dirty old man when I grow up
• How to tell when your dog just wants to be friends
• I want to be a whale when I grow up. Or a squid.
• It'll Be Alright on the Night
• What I want to be when I grow up
• Never Again Would Birds' Song Be the Same
• Went to Coney Island on a Mission From God... Be Back by Five
• I'm gonna be sad and then I want you to make me laugh
• Mind without body
• I want to be a pirate when I grow up
• How to tell when a guy just wants to be friends
• When, if ever, will there be permanent peace in the Balkans?
• Just to see what it would be like
• You touched me when I needed to be touched, and for that I will hold you in my heart forever
• I don't want to be here when you don't call.
• Why Descartes should be Resurrected and then Shot
• When we finally fall, it will be fast and sure
• Things I would be interested in seeing used in a literary context
• If the field of AI had tried building footballers rather than chess players, how might it be different today?
• If you tolerate this piss then your bitter will be next
• Jurph should not be allowed to play with fireworks
• Really quick (I really can't be bothered to cook now) dinners
• What would existence be like for a child born with no senses?
• I want to be a sherpa when I grow up
• Without chemicals, life itself would be impossible
• This would be easier if we did it backwards
• Abbey Road should never be played on random
• The Way It's Meant To Be Played
• I was throwing around useless proverbs when all she needed was to be held and told that she was beautiful
• If you were a perfume, your name would be "Butterflies"
• Spiral, spin, ride the whirlwind, knowing when the drumming stops, there will be no second dance
• When I grow up (I want to be an old woman)
• Unraveling things you would never be able to say with words.
• If not for bras there would be far too little between men and breasts.
• It must be the Friday night before Valentine's Day.
• It's hard to be an addict when you're broke
• The woman had a carnivorous frenzy which could only be soothed by the succulent sirloin
• I'm not one to be had for the wanting, Sir
• When did you choose to be left-handed?
• Why would a lapsed Catholic want to be married in the church?
• Life without music would be a mistake
• it would be hilarious if only
• Open source cars would be doing 200 mpg by now
• Your noise would not be missed here.
• Why are you clapping when you should be screaming?
• If I was any good at this, I would be getting paid
• If all you did was node, your writeups wouldn't be very interesting, would they?
• It is not known why a goose would be used in this manner
• When I look into her eyes, I no longer care about what the world thinks. This is what it feels like to be alive.
• In the movie of his life, the part of Keanu Reeves will be played by a block of wood, and the critics will pan it for being too expressive
• When I stop going there, I will be well.
• If God had a cunt you'd be God
• I Would Be Content To Live For But A Day
• What do you want to be when you grow up?
• If I was the ocean, what would you be to me?
• Maybe when we drown the fish will be our friends
• Why don't you just rip my heart out, it would be quicker and less painful
• If Christianity were true, why would there still be any Jews?
• When I have Fears that I may Cease to Be
• It will be good when I am leader
• If you were a vegetable, what kind of vegetable would you be? (registry)
• If you are the beautiful, then I must be the damned.
• I figured things would be okay once the werewolf started to cry
• When the log rolls over we will all be dead
• I always sound Irish when I'm trying to be charming
• The world would be in much better shape if our leaders were hamsters

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