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• Who Wants to be the Next US President?!
• People tell us who they are, but we ignore it, because we want them to be who we want them to be.
• Those of us who are thieves starve without a joker in our deck.
• We try to be friendly here. Those who are not friendly will be shot.
• you can give up, but there will always be those who do not
• Those who are as a light in the darkness shall ever be troubled by moths
• Those Who Must Be Kept
• And those who were seen dancing were thought to be insane by those who could not hear the music
• We reserve the deepest disdain for those who remind us of ourselves.
• let the memories be good for those who stay
• I really came to understand that they were just real people who wanted to live real lives and be treated equally as opposed to, for example, wanting to destroy us.
• Who Wants to be a Millionaire?
• It's not that we're more attractive in the darkness or that one of us may be drunk
• For Those Who Like It Rough - Chapter III
• Those Who Tell the Truth Shall Die, Those Who Tell the Truth Shall Live Forever
• Why people who get the wrong number make it out to be your fault
• Alexander, Who Used to Be Rich Last Sunday
• If you take me home tonight I know that we will kiss, and one of us will fall in love and it will be a mess.
• Inability to decide on what your morals and values should be
• May those who are born after me
• For Those Who Like It Rough - Chapter XIII
• For Those Who Like It Rough - Chapter VII
• Those who study philosophy
• Everything will be required of us, and everything will be given
• Cup of Coffee #3
• The Man Who Would Be King
• Those things we use to gauge ourselves propel us over cliffs
• For Those Who Like It Rough - Chapter IV
• The winter chill reminds those of us closer to our end than our beginning that maybe, just maybe, safety isn't the primary goal in a life that will certainly end in death.
• those receive me, who quietly treat me, as one familiar and well-beloved in that home
• Questions for those who don't like capitalism
• I will be the first thing you will be thinking about after you wake
• If the path be beautiful, let us not ask where it leads
• the world is big enough for all of us. it has to be.
• long to be thin (user)
• It's hard to be an addict when you're broke
• How can a thinking, rational adult be an atheist?
• How long can any one heart be so confused?
• They left the streets stained with blood, and their howling could be heard long after they were gone
• It's hard to be enthusiastic about reading and books with someone that openly admits to being a bad reader
• Long day, all I wanted was a cup of tea
• The Parable of the Coffee Cup and the Donut
• will my heart be there, where I left it so long ago?
• The monsters of the past will be long forgotten by the time the general populace is ever forgiven
• Those who would sacrifice essential liberties for a little temporary safety deserve neither liberty nor safety.
• Those stupid ad execs who make every price end in 99
• those who knew
• For Those Who Suffer Desire
• For those who find themselves frequently in shadows
• Those Who Dig
• Those who are the most intelligent are often the most likely to go insane
• For Those Who Like It Rough - Chapter VIII
• For Those Who Like It Rough - Chapter II
• For Those Who Like It Rough - Chapter XIV
• I'm just reading it for the articles
• Those who hunt monsters
• Waking up is nice for those first few moments before you remember who and what you are.
• For Those Who Like It Rough - Chapter XII
• For Those Who Like It Rough - Chapter VI
• Surah 37 Those Who Set the Ranks
• Lame fuckwit who should be shot for wasting valuable bandwidth
• Music need not be popular to be good
• Who Will Be There
• Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy
• The secret mission of E2 is to train us to be reference librarians
• How can a thinking, rational adult be a monotheist?
• Who is more likely to be color-blind, men or women?
• The music makes one's blood boil and long to be in some obscure, untamed place with the one you love
• The votes can be divided into roughly two categories. Those that got it, and those that didn't.
• How can a thinking, rational adult be religious?
• Let Us Be Merry Before We Go
• You will know your action. You are present there, not thinking of somewhere else you ought to be.
• How can a thinking, rational adult be a pandeist?
• You must be thinking of someone else on the Russsian front.
• i don't spend a lot of time thinking about what it feels like to be gored by a chainsaw
• and the world may be long for you
• That and a quarter gets you a 25 cent cup of coffee
• coffee cup
• subtlety is for people who want to be misunderstood
• Searching for signs of life in the bottom of a cup of cold coffee
• We enjoy a quiet but satisfying yuletide until people from the social services come to release us
• a 25 cent cup of coffee
• they tell you to be your true self. to never give up on who you are. they don't know who i am.
• Let us be our own pornographers
• The guy who ate acid and is now locked in an insane asylum, thinking he's a glass of orange juice.
• Lift not the painted veil which those who live
• Those who have abandoned their dreams will discourage yours
• You're one of those people who knows all the words to every song, aren't you?
• For those who wear glasses
• A letter to those who have impressed me
• Those who come to scoff often stay to pray
• good things come to those who wait
• Those Who Hunt Elves
• Those who can't do, teach
• Freedom of the press is guaranteed only to those who own one
• Gods exist but will only talk to those who stay awake after bedtime under the covers.
• To those who know who they are
• those who don't fit into the herd are always recognized
• those valiant men who saved New Orleans
• For Those Who Like It Rough - Chapter V
• For Those Who Like It Rough - Chapter I
• Asymmetric Cryptography for Those Who At Least Know Algebra
• For Those Who Like It Rough - Chapter X
• For Those Who Like It Rough - Chapter IX
• Asymmetric Cryptography for Those Who Only Know Arithmetic
• Those also serve who stay behind and fill in the Gaps
• For Those Who Like It Rough - Chapter XV
• For Those Who Like It Rough - Chapter XI
• those who are dead are not dead
• Those who look for meaning in the world are like travellers seeking wood in the shade of a forest
• Little solace comes to those who grieve
• She was thinking of a boy in California who had a couch and a job
• Soldiers who wish to be a hero
• The guy who may as well already be dead and therefore doesn't care about the consequences of his actions and is able to move with perfect freedom for the remainder of what will likely be a tragically short life
• Three people who are spies and a horse who will also be a spy
• play dumb
• I lived in interesting times, came to the attention of those in power, and found what I was looking for.
• This guy in the computer lab who looks like he should be a doctor
• Who wants to be a high school graduate?
• Expecting your wedding to be the happiest day of your life
• How to approach a developer who may well be working and ask him a question
• To all the cold people who want to be warm again
• The Scots Confession: Chapter 18
• A child who will clearly grow up to be as demented as me
• The television will not be revolutionized
• Attention must be paid
• Why we long to be American
• Religion doesn't allow me to be who I am
• Authors who refuse to be photographed
• Want to be shot in the US or beaten in the UK?
• Spend an hour with us and you'll never be the same
• I couldn't possibly be the only one who doesn't see empathy as a curse
• Who Wants to Be a Millionaire Game at McDonald's
• people who were not to be trifled with; people who would dance, and had no notion of walking
• Before long the Goddess Tiamat through hip-hop you'll be facing
• The Bus Driver Who Wanted to be God
• people do, on the whole, have the right to be who they want to be
• Men are designed to be good hunters, but it's women who are born killers
• The man who refused to be King
• We do what we do because of who we are. If we did otherwise, we would not be ourselves.
• Who Will Survive, and What Will Be Left of Them?
• Let him who is without sin among you be the first to cast a stone
• Pay attention, this will be important later
• as if it longs to be free, in a Chinese sky
• Who Could That Be At This Hour?
• Who should be weighed with the inconvenient burden of staying
• I Do Not Want To Be One Of Those People
• pity be for those with one thing to say
• Be careful who lasers your hoohoo
• Sometimes in the quiet spaces between the sheets we forget who we each used to be
• It's hard to be enthusiastic about music with someone who physically sneered at Hamilton
• It couldn't be us
• I'm starting to think the secret is to NOT be rich and prosperous. To be 'unsuccessful' (depending on who you ask)
• cup of coffee
• You are looking for someone who does not want to be found. Even if you find them it will not be a success.
• Dammit, those barricades have to be around here somewhere!
• My cup of coffee is cooling down while my soul is warming up
• The coffee spoon, which klimpert in the morning at the cup.
• Ode to a Cup of Coffee
• US Open Cup
• She who makes the Moon the Moon and, whenever she is full, sets the dogs to howling all night long, and me with them.
• all that time, all those threads, weaving through something that must have been far too confusing to enjoy
• Would you like a cup of coffee?
• there are people who are gone but wanted me to be happy
• A baby's eyes attract attention like television
• Those people who laugh too loudly
• The ghosts of those words hung over us like clouds
• Surah 79 Those Who Drag Forth
• God helps those who help themselves
• A crazy ideological teenager who still thinks that clear, free, rational thinking can save the world
• Happy those who with a glowing faith in one embrace clasped Death and Victory
• Those who are idle are complicit
• Sitting in the library, listening to the rain, reading an interesting book and wanting to meet the man who just walked past
• So long Arthur Miller! Who do I have to look up to now?
• Like hands on a clock tell time without thinking about how long it's been
• It has been claimed that some or all of this article or section is incoherent and not understandable, and should possibly be reworded if the intended meaning can be determined

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