Findings:
- Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
- Talking like a pirate is fun but annoys people
- How to avoid people whom you don't like talking to
- People in prison should be treated like animals
- I used to fuck people like you in prison
- Why don't people remember how to use rotary phones?
- How can I help but use your eyes as a means for self-asphyxiation?
- I don't think I realized what I had gotten myself into, but it seemed like the potential for fun and insanity were there in equal parts
- There are many things that I would like to say to you but I don't know how
- I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I took an arrow to the knee
- I used to like it, but it makes me sick to the stomach
- not what words are used, but how they are used
- cat haters
- A person is smart, but people are dumb, panicky animals
- Animal Farm
- My cats think I'm a God
- I would kiss you, but I don't know how to kiss
- But I Like You
- How to Use a Urinal
- How you gonna keep her down on the farm
- I'm not anorexic, but I'm working on it
- Like a cat filled with molten bronze and dropped out of a biplane
- Know your pets
- How to smoke crack like a pro
- How to listen to the stories that cats tell us
- It's like this train. It can't run anywhere but where its rails take it.
- They do not know how immortal, but I know
- it's not what you node, but how you node
- i remember reading this but i can't remember if i liked it or not
- I don't know why but I always love episodes without words. like just something about them makes me feel calm or something..
- I'm beginning to think that nothing I think or say makes sense to anyone but me
- This is just an ordinary well. You think there is more to it, but it is just an ordinary well
- The Little Black Cat of Momentary Friendliness
- I like my cat
- Cats are far smarter than any other animal I know
- How long do you think I'll let you keep me here?
- How would you like it if they took your subculture and made it a theme night?
- How to use an apostrophe
- Teaching your cat to use a toilet
- He thinks I don't, but I do
- Things people put up their butts
- I'm not a god, but I'm working on it
- I Think I'm a Pervert, But I'm Totally Over It
- But how's the grilled cheese? A GCP reunion and nodermeet in St. Louis, Jan 2006
- I'm not religious, but I think I have a close relationship with God
- Poetry you found that you wrote when you were ten but secretly still like
- You can check out any time you like, but you can never leave.
- I didn't mean to write this, but this is how it came out
- we're all here to die. but if you think that's all it is, you still have the bag on your head.
- When you get to the top, I know what it'll seem like. But there IS someone there. There IS someone there.
- I like the city, but the city doesn't like me
- Ain't what I'm gonna be, ain't what I wanna be, but lord thank you I ain't what I used to be.
- Animal drug use
- There are many like it, but this one is mine
- How to remove the brain of a domesticated cat
- Giving Your Cat a Pill (and your little dog, too!)
- How to Wash a Cat
- Dogs and cats used to have jobs
- candle smoke and christmas spice leapt up their noses like cardamom cats
- Useless Use of Cat
- How to use chopsticks
- How to get people to leave you alone
- Animals people have sex with
- How to screw with people's heads at the mall
- How do I know if I really like coffee?
- How to use a hand dryer
- How to use compensated expenses to your advantage
- The Five Little Peppers and How They Grew
- My cat is mentally challenged and more than a little misshapen
- I love you but you are not here, oh how my poor heart aches with angst
- I feel like shit today, but I can always feel worse tomorrow
- Little lights that don't blink off but fade out instead
- I'm not a dyke just 'cause I shaved my head, but if it keeps certain people away, fuckin' A right on
- How far can an animal fall and survive?
- It's not so much that I like him as a person God, but as a boy he's very handsome
- How Gudrun cast herself into the Sea, but was brought ashore again
- How to assassinate a third world despot with only a butt plug and a litre of raspberry coulis
- Think of something you always wanted to do, but are afraid of. Do it today.
- I cannot help but think in scenes and paint in memories
- Can't imagine why, but I feel like dancing
- You Might Think It's Sexual But Actually It's Not
- We enjoy a quiet but satisfying yuletide until people from the social services come to release us
- Our obsessions almost killed me, but now here we are, talking like normal human beings
- like you're blind but still can see
- You can say the train isn't real but it's still going to sting like a son of a b
- She didn't write like Emily Dickinson, but she did live in a house overlooking a cemetery, and I guess he thought that was important.
- before the internet when teen had REAL relationship the boy could look at the girl and judge the diameter of her thorax with his feelers and determine whether the mating ritual could commence but NO MORE. evil woman use her computer sorcery
- The music in my head is too loud to think about anything but you
- it's like something big is happening right in front of us but we can't see it
- I don't hate people. Honestly. But the best conversation I've ever had still wasn't as good as the worst catnap I've ever had.
- They think I'm crazy, but I know it's real
- But we should not be afraid. How else will we discover the answers?
- I thought he was a man but he was just a little boy
- You've Always Had a Hidden Agenda, but people were busy with other things
- Redemption is very much like vengeance. Redemption has more valor, and is more satisfying if you obtain it. But if you chase it blindly you can waste yourself completely.
- I like electronic music, but I am not a raver.
- Cat People
- How to pet your cat
- How a cat flips in midair
- How to message your cat
- I'm not sure I know how to neuter your cat
- All animals are equal, but some animals are more equal than others
- I guessed I wouldn't land on all fours, like a cat
- How to build a maze for your cat
- How to Talk Dirty and Influence People
- Just Like the Fambly Cat
- How to clip a cat's claws
- How to transcend animal instinct and become a superior being
- How to handle a radioactive cat
- How to Win Friends and Influence People
- How appropriate, you fight like a cow!
- What is it like to have a crush on someone?
- How to Use a Condom
- How do ya like them apples?
- How can people listen to that crap?
- How to use Google to bypass server side filtering
- Lunch, two good men, books, how much I like them
- How much for the little girl?
- You may think I'm lying, but it's true
- You wouldn't know it, but I think you're achingly beautiful
- People for Ethical Treatment of Animals
- The Rain's Like an Animal Loose in the City
- It did not but, I think.. it will spill hope
- Cat Butt
- A little Clint Black never killed anybody, but it did evacuate the building.
- What do girls think about guys when they catch guys staring at their breasts, but the guy is actually trying to read her shirt?
- How to develop one side of your butt and still have the other one flabby
- I don't know where he gets his words but I like them
- I am no doubt moving. The question now is not where, but how. My life changes everyday. Big deal.
- We need to classify the working classes as food animals
- How to be a moron in any city but Baltimore
- Animals Are Beautiful People
- This one goes out to you - not so much the people in the audience, but more the people in my mind
- You can play with my ex-girlfriend, but treat her like the lady that she is.
- Looking like a pirate is fun but only having one eye annoys me
- Like hating water, but living in the lowlands
- I know that all the cannabis activists would like you to believe differently but
- Hot pursuit
- Think there's too much violence in society today? Maybe, but consider this:
- Buildings burn, people die, but real love is forever
- War is hell but men like it
- Little depth but lots of skin and penis
- Getting small animals out of the walls
- Animal Farm: The Hallmark Ending
- When you are alone you are the cat you are the phone you are an animal
- People tell us who they are, but we ignore it, because we want them to be who we want them to be.
- curiosity killed the cat, but it never hurt me
- The souls of animals are the minds of sleeping people
- He was born with the gift of logic but the inability to use it
- The benefits of the use of animals in medical research
- We might not like each other very much afterwards, but at least we'll understand each other.
- we are learning how not to forget, but we still don't know what's true
- Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words can make me think I deserved it.
- I was pretty sure that wasn't how slasher films were supposed to end, but you won't see me complaining.
- Of course they want to come here. Who doesn't? Besides the people from Los Angeles, but we don't speak of them.
- some people lie but they're looking for magic
- i wish i felt like teaching today, but i just want to be selfish
- there are people who are gone but wanted me to be happy
- I think I will break but I mend
- I'm happy but you don't like me
- i might look like a grown person, but i'm just a tiny confused scientist
- I didn't know how to keep it but I couldn't throw it away.
- the world's big enough, but how about your mind?
- some people touch it, but they can't hold on
- Painting the world of the people to come. Absent but in dreams.
- not like the shoe and not like the ring but just like the heart
- you can use a lot of words and ideas to try to hide it, but you're always making a choice between love and hate
- Zephronias is unfriendly to new noders, like, sometimes but not always. Depends on several astronomical variables
- But can you still cry like a child?
- Giving a cat oral medication
- I think my cats are missing the point
- How to calm a cat in heat
- Cat photography
- How that psychoanalyzed cat danced a waltz
- My cat's breath smells like cat food
- Explaining a joke is like dissecting a frog. You understand it better but the frog dies in the process.
- run like an animal wild and free
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