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A woman has 30 ways of laughing, but only 1 way in which she cries.
She hated the screen porch, but she loved the heat
the way she wears her weary
A language full of words she understands, but does not know the sound of, yet.
Gays are great, so she says
There's a sign on the wall. But she wants to be sure. Cause you know sometimes words have two meanings.
She wasn't connected to the earth the way the rest of us are
She's smarter than me but she's also more quiet, therefore she has no personality which makes me feel better
She works in mysterious ways
I told her I could read her mind, but she didn't believe me. I could tell.
He stretched out his arms but she was not there
while she sleeps, i write myself into her life
She says kill. I say how many.
I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
Jessica, too tall but still lovely, was not sure she would or should drop the whale
She may be pretty and have more money than me but she doesn't write songs about you.
Hours pass, but she still counts the minutes
She plugs her tears in the way you'd keep a dam from breaking
I note that she is pretty, but we are off into the city, my werewolf friend and I
She really does want to clap along, but at the same time she doesn't want to let the bird get out.
She Looks Good, but She Has an Ugly Heart
She doesn't know what he sees, but sometimes it makes his face beautiful
There is no Goddess but Goddess and She is Your Goddess
He says she says
Mira, she says
She Sleeps
She is a night of dark trees, but he who is not afraid of her darkness will find banks full of roses under her cypresses
I would have tried, but Charlotte kept Charlotte in the world of Charlotte and she barely heard me
She Dwelt Among the Untrodden Ways
When she sleeps, is she not moving her legs aside for an unknown garrison?
I would have attempted to draw her if she had stayed that way.
You can play with my ex-girlfriend, but treat her like the lady that she is.
All right. She can fly circles around Uranus, but where's the bathroom?
She could hit four octaves above high-C, but she never performed in public
She hopes I'm cursed forever to sleep on a twin size mattress, never graduating up in size to add a lover.
She Spoke in Nothing But Lies
she doesn't write, doesn't tell you stories, but somehow it's her words that spring to mind at those crucial, terrifying moments, and for that you are eternally grateful
She Looked Slutty. I Don't Mean That in a Bad Way.
The flowers smiled, but she was gone
She does not rustle but her flesh has the moonlit shade of a silver birch
Susan Goldman, who has cervical cancer, is partly thankful as she braces herself but changes her mind as she's sprayed with burning jet fuel.
She didn't write like Emily Dickinson, but she did live in a house overlooking a cemetery, and I guess he thought that was important.
She always was all tea and oranges that came all the way from China
She might not need me. But then again she might.
It's too bad she won't live. But then again, who does?
She Will Have Her Way
She claims nothing's wrong
But she heard it
She wears her failed relationships like a shield
She told me to say that
She hates my futon
What she didn't say
What, she cannot say
The child, she cannot sleep
By the way, she has a penis; just so you know.
She Will Have Her Way: The Songs Of Tim & Neil Finn
Murder She Wrote
I know it's stealing, but sometimes someone else can say it better than you ever can.
she being Brand
She has the biggest cock of any girl I know
She Hangs Brightly
Jennifer, is she your friend?
She has trouble acting normal
English As She Is Spoke: Useful Words, Part I
The Chair she sat in, like a burnished throne
Every Which Way but Loose
I don't hate people. Honestly. But the best conversation I've ever had still wasn't as good as the worst catnap I've ever had.
I haven't seen her in a month. She is still beautiful.
She writes notes to me, to keep me in check
She Moved Through The Fair
And then, she expressed frustration with life in general
She bruised her knee. This is how we met.
The vacuum she left
The picture she drew in my notebook
She arose and said matter-of-factly
I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn't work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness.
Nah, these random encounters with beautiful strangers won't destroy me at all. But I guess I thought it'd be a good way to die at the time.
Ways to Say you're done
How many ways can you say "ginger"?
I'm not really okay with being hated for what I am. It's hard to take. But it's still better than being loved for something I'm not.
Some better way to say goodbye
That's all she wrote
She stopped and took a second look
love/hate relationship
English As She Is Spoke: Idiotisms and Proverbs
She smiles in colors
I knew she wasn't faking
She thought about giving him her heart
How clear she shines
(s)he
English As She Is Spoke: Familiar Dialogues, Part I
She just sat there
She said she loved me
She Is Suffering
I don't like her because she won't like me
She was steady
So she wet the bed
She told me I'd make a good Satan
Any woman who thinks she is pro-life should ask herself
English As She Is Spoke: Useful Words, Part II
I don't agree with what you say, but I will defend your other, less ludicrous opinion that glitch speed runs are pointless.
I know it's boring to go on about it, it bores me to sleep, but what the hell, why doesn't it fade
before the internet when teen had REAL relationship the boy could look at the girl and judge the diameter of her thorax with his feelers and determine whether the mating ritual could commence but NO MORE. evil woman use her computer sorcery
I'm beginning to think that nothing I think or say makes sense to anyone but me
Do you feel the way you hate? Do you hate the way you feel?
ways to say someone is stupid
How many ways can you say "vinegar"?
bitterly but gracefully finding the strength to let go of your failed relationships and move on with your emotionally damaged life
Still she cried, and still the world pursues
Fast-talking career gal who thought she was one of the boys
What She Said
if i can just find the perfect way to say it
Surah 60 She that is to be Examined
Robert Lionel Fanthorpe fills up the word count in a science fiction novel: she brushed her teeth
she turns and smiles, then walks away
She breaks hearts almost as often as she breaks the speed of sound
English As She Is Spoke: Familiar Anecdotes
She is why God is God.
She Came In Through The Bathroom Window
So happy she drools
So then she said
She said, while hugging a bowl of turnips close to her bosom
Is she really going out with him?
She moved so easily all I could think of was sunlight
God is a she
She misses me
Surah 58 She that Disputeth
A chorus of phones each time she calls
She ties regrets around her fingers like forget-me-knots
Who am I to critique that which she is?
Each thing she learned became part of herself, to be used over and over in new adventures
She dumped me when she found out I'd been faking my Scottish accent
She asked me to copy my poem into her notebook
She was locked in time
She Loves You
She found her bliss between the headphones, and pursed her lips.
This child has talent. She needs a better box of paints.
She Loves Me
She said yes
Her perception of how gorgeous she is will be evident in her lack of movement during sex
If she really wanted to fit in, she'd get a smaller dog.
what she kisses twice
English As She Is Spoke
A reddish glow is clearly visible all the way around the horizon, but the moon, alas, remains hidden
The thing is, I love sex, but I sort of hate my brother
I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they've always worked for me
You can say the train isn't real but it's still going to sting like a son of a b
There was silence in my heart, but you found a way to break it.
What to do if you earn a lot but hate your job
I disapprove of what you say, but I will defend to the death your right to say it
you can use a lot of words and ideas to try to hide it, but you're always making a choice between love and hate
It's hard to know what to say when a friend's parent they always hated suddenly dies
I can slaughter my way through Hell, but I can't kill these feelings for you
Hey, That's No Way to Say Goodbye
It's so easy to say you cried yourself to sleep. It's so hard to do.
I love my apartment but hate the management.
How many ways can you say "It's stuff made from soy"?
They say time makes things easier but only time will tell
Give me enough time, and I will find a new way to say devotion.
I feel the way bank robbers must feel before they go out on that last job that ends up getting them all killed. That is to say, optimistic.
she
She said
She Walks in Beauty
When that cow would walk it was like she was dancing
She sells sea shells
She pulled the "I love you" on me
he/she
But I've said it before and I'll say it again: kneecaps only exist to get hit with claw-hammers; grace only exists to be fallen from.
English As She Is Spoke: Familiar Dialogues, Part II
English As She Is Spoke: Familiar Phrases
Since she whom I lov'd hath paid her last debt
It all turned out all right but there was so much pain along the way
English As She Is Spoke: Familiar Letters
English As She Is Spoke: Familiar Dialogues, Part III
she left a little Java-shaped hole in my heart
"He was a terrible man," she sobbed, between bites of alimony
She Who Is

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