Findings:

• Sexist jokes
• I'm not really okay with being hated for what I am. It's hard to take. But it's still better than being loved for something I'm not.
• I don't hate people. Honestly. But the best conversation I've ever had still wasn't as good as the worst catnap I've ever had.
• I don't have a soul. But something still hurts.
• He comforted me when he thought I needed it, but never when I really did
• Words that sound dirty but really aren't
• Explaining a joke is like dissecting a frog. You understand it better but the frog dies in the process.
• Seems I might have stolen the blue part of her rainbow, but all I really did was make it bigger, a way bigger blue
• The bastards hung me in the spring of '25, but I am still alive.
• Things they don't teach you at law school but really ought to
• Libertarianism sounds good on paper, but is it really?
• we have the most gigabytes of infodata but we still shoot each other on the streets
• Necromancers really lift your spirits, but the dead can bring you down
• I was burned and bleeding, but the galaxy still spun on
• I learned never to empty the well of my writing, but always to stop when there was still something there in the deep part of the well, and let it refill at night from the springs that fed it.
• But my computer really IS possessed
• Maybe it's bad manners, but you still can't buy my baby
• But can you still cry like a child?
• like you're blind but still can see
• Yeah, but still
• girls, it's really not funny
• i still hear the choir, but you are gone
• Incredibly, I still really care
• the fire burned and burned; it was so great and now so much time has passed and the fire is still burning, but it requires attendance
• We kiss on the mouth but still cough down our sleeves
• Japanese puns that are not funny but at least are puns
• Poetry you found that you wrote when you were ten but secretly still like
• They blew up the world, but what really pisses me off
• Sororities are nothing but social crutches
• But what are they really thinking?
• Not really by the rules, but...
• You might be on a diet but you can still look at the menu
• Mr. Potato Head Sprouted. He got moldy. Now he's all dried up, but he's still up in the cabinet.
• you laugh and then you cry but you're still laughing but you miss her so damn much
• You suckers still fucking node, but your noding wisdom. My bad.
• Love cookies
• I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
• You can say the train isn't real but it's still going to sting like a son of a b
• Calling, always calling, not understanding, but calling still.
• Small but still a person
• Guilt is a hard thing to bury but it’s a really easy thing to dig up
• Your heart may be broken, but the world still rotates my dear friend
• Hours pass, but she still counts the minutes
• She really does want to clap along, but at the same time she doesn't want to let the bird get out.
• There Is No Such Thing As Light/There Is No Such Thing As Darkness/This Shadow Is An Illusion/But Illusions Are Still Real/And I Still Must Step Out Of It
• the ocean is never calm and still, but the depths are very different from the surface
• we're all here to die. but if you think that's all it is, you still have the bag on your head.
• Menstruation jokes are NOT funny. Period.
• That Joke Isn't Funny Anymore
• I keep thinking I'm so tough but I rarely care enough to prove it. So am I really tough then? Or does every dog just have its day?
• You can complain about athlete salaries all you want, but my voicemail is still empty.
• Feeling like you're moving when you're really sitting still
• A sexist joke I'm allowed to tell, due to being a woman
• we are learning how not to forget, but we still don't know what's true
• Jessica, too tall but still lovely, was not sure she would or should drop the whale
• How to develop one side of your butt and still have the other one flabby
• On the one hand my life is in danger, but on the other hand, I'm getting really stoned
• Musical Terms Applying to Percussion that Sound Dirty But Really Aren't
• I may have cellulite, but I can still put my ankles behind my head
• You noders still fucking suck, but your needing my wisdoms bad
• But who codes the coders?
• Everything But the Girl
• butt naked
• I'd tell you but then I'd have to kill you
• but
• butt set
• Mr. Butts
• There is no god but God
• And Still, My Breath Catches
• I want to watch pornography, but my pornograph is broken
• Every Which Way but Loose
• That'd be the butt, Bob
• Friends and lovers, but sometimes just friends
• Butt hinge
• Butt joint
• Butt weld
• We have nothing to fear but fear itself
• But I got a B- in penmanship
• But thanks for playing
• There are many like it, but this one is mine
• Bad Boys Rape Our Young Girls But Violet Gives Willingly
• I'm no fucking Buddhist, but this is Enlightenment.
• I may not know anything but I know I'm not American
• I know there are other fish in the sea but I don't want them
• Butt crack of dawn
• Lots of MIPS but no I/O
• Things people put up their butts
• Project B.U.T.T.
• It's not so much that I like him as a person God, but as a boy he's very handsome
• answer: all but two
• Not just Everything, but INFINITE TURBO EVERYTHING HAPPY FISH
• terrified but hopeful
• anti-abortion but pro-choice
• Straight but not Narrow
• I like electronic music, but I am not a raver.
• The odds are good, but the goods are odd
• Scrabble words with a Q but no U
• Monkey Butt!
• butt breath
• I'm not anorexic, but I'm working on it
• I don't want to be a weeping mass of emotion, but I am
• You wouldn't know it, but I think you're achingly beautiful
• Something Childish, but Very Natural
• Genuine but Insignificant Cause
• You're laughing now, but I'm voting this sucka down
• Work where you must but live and shop in Tustin
• I have a most elegant proof of that, but this node is too small to contain it
• butts ARE litter
• You may think I'm lying, but it's true
• Why is there always money for war, but not for education?
• I am no doubt moving. The question now is not where, but how. My life changes everyday. Big deal.
• I love you, I want you, but you are a cruel monster
• But I digress
• If I could slip this skin but for a moment
• Sorry, but I AM my fucking khakis
• My library books are late, but I don't care
• I died for Beauty -- but was scarce
• BQN: But, one for all?
• They wrote it all in perl but it was mostly system calls
• Yard Butt
• Figures don't lie, but liars can figure
• No, but I'll have a beer
• Free but worthless shares
• Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words will never hurt me
• Junk mail never has to spell your name right, but important stuff does
• I know you are, but what am I?
• Why mirrors reverse left and right, but not up and down
• I may not have had enough of me but I've had enough of you
• Opposites may attract, but is it a good idea?
• You need a license to have a dog, but any idiot can have a child
• A little Clint Black never killed anybody, but it did evacuate the building.
• 1991-96 were more fun years, but I'll likely get more accomplished in the year 2000 alone
• It never rains but it pours
• Cat Butt
• Honesty is the best policy, but wait a while
• Can't nothin' fail but a try
• What to do if you earn a lot but hate your job
• He thinks I don't, but I do
• I disapprove of what you say, but I will defend to the death your right to say it
• I'm not a rocket scientist, but
• But there are NUNS watching us!
• I don't want to wear your skin, but I will if I catch you!
• General Butt Naked
• I am capable of poetic language, but not always of poetry
• I'm gay, but I'm not sure it's genetic
• Conscription if necessary, but not necessarily conscription
• It hasn't been so long, but
• The Tesla Coil made me cry, but I got a free lunch out of it.
• Push butt: Rub hands under arm
• It did not but, I think.. it will spill hope
• I love my apartment but hate the management.
• I don't know what he was listening for, but he wasn't listening
• There's someone in my head but it's not me
• We'd kill him, but it probably wouldn't solve anything
• There was a lot of blood, but the boys needed it
• History is not just for the past, but for the future
• I don't know where he gets his words but I like them
• butt rot
• Little lights that don't blink off but fade out instead
• This Star Wars sheet may be worth something, but I just need a tablecloth
• Love is but a Fleeing Spec of Emotion
• The nothin' but coal for you, geek e2 westside holiday gathering and lan party
• Talking like a pirate is fun but annoys people
• Snowy reception on some channels but not on others
• I can't get a girlfriend but my dog has a harem
• The good guys and the bad guys were on the back of the boat and I swear I only turned my back for a MINUTE but when I came back, they'd killed Mozart.
• Keep doing it, but don't call it that
• I feel like shit today, but I can always feel worse tomorrow
• Trust in Allah, but tie up your camel
• But, my dear sir, if you educate them, they will no longer be Baptists
• My Mother and I Love Your Butt
• You know to me she's but a fetish
• you can't change the world, but you can change the facts
• It all turned out all right but there was so much pain along the way
• What do girls think about guys when they catch guys staring at their breasts, but the guy is actually trying to read her shirt?
• If you can't help it, fuck it!
• You may be a noder, but you ain't no dancer

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