Here's the stuff we found when you searched for "Now see, a real hero would be able to save the wife AND the friend instead of having to choose"

• Look now. We won't be able to see this again.
• Would you take your shoes back now, i think I know what it is like to be you.
• Unraveling things you would never be able to say with words.
• Having knowledge is not the same as having understanding. You can have all the pieces in front of you and still not be able to put the puzzle together.
• I assumed we would not even be friends
• Friend, you have a lot to learn if you think loving me would be a bad idea.
• If everyone had a flower instead of a gun, there would be no more war
• What I used to be/Will pass away, and then you'll see/That all I want now/Is happiness for you and me
• Just to see what it would be like
• Open source cars would be doing 200 mpg by now
• I think people would rather be happy than virtuous
• Now he can be loved. Now he is no more.
• Statements that would be shocking to people living in 1975
• If poetry could describe the way you make me feel, poetry would be illegal. Or anyway I might get arrested.
• As of now you are no longer able to openly disagree with me
• How to tell when a guy just wants to be friends
• I should be able to remember your face
• The guy who may as well already be dead and therefore doesn't care about the consequences of his actions and is able to move with perfect freedom for the remainder of what will likely be a tragically short life
• Making your body race so your mind won't be able to
• If you were a vegetable, what kind of vegetable would you be? (registry)
• You cannot be in love with every beautiful thing you see
• Every kitchen maid should be able to administer state affairs
• If not for bras there would be far too little between men and breasts.
• Might be like leftovers. Would not taste the same, however sweet.
• That would be me
• Statements that would be shocking to people living in 1985
• If it had been able to, the light would have smiled
• I assume I am a visionary. You will not be able to convince me otherwise.
• Teach Peace! Be Nice to Mice! Give a Trap to a Friend!
• Would you be more of a Jekyll or a Hyde?
• Statements that would be shocking to people living in 1795
• Whoso would be a man must be a nonconformist
• words I've wanted to tell you but never seem to be able to
• even though I wouldn't be able to tell you any of this
• What would existence be like for a child born with no senses?
• If you're not able to accept peace, then you must be willing to accept conflict.
• Mull around in my mind for a while and you'll find so many treasure troves and so many graveyards that you won't be able to tell the difference between them
• The kinds of friends that books could never be
• don't be a fool, it's nineteen-ninety-five, the girls are just friends
• We do what we do because of who we are. If we did otherwise, we would not be ourselves.
• Pirates and ninjas: why they should be friends but can't be
• I wish I knew how it would feel to be free
• How to tell a girl just wants to be friends
• when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
• If Christianity were true, why would there still be any Jews?
• Your heart may be broken, but the world still rotates my dear friend
• If we classified ducks as monsters, well, that would be pretty accurate.
• I really came to understand that they were just real people who wanted to live real lives and be treated equally as opposed to, for example, wanting to destroy us.
• You can not be in love with every beautiful thing you see
• It can be days before the vision passes and I see the world plainly again.
• Mandy would be happy if i died
• If you would be seated
• Once upon a time, I imagined she would be a river
• It could be the last time you see me alive
• eternity would be boring
• I Would Be Content To Live For But A Day
• I wanna be a hero
• how to be a friend
• It is never too late to be what you would have been
• Sometimes, all you can be is a friend
• I never thought it would be like this
• The mailbomb from the Christian Fundamentalists I pissed off should be here any day now
• In a world of blind people, c would be the speed of sound
• Never Again Would Birds' Song Be the Same
• Artificial intelligence should not be a substitute for real stupidity
• You meant for this node to be read by me, and I would like to respond
• Mind without body
• How to tell when your dog just wants to be friends
• got to be good looking cause he's so hard to see
• I just want to be friends
• Billy, Don't Be a Hero
• You have to be in hell to see heaven
• If there were more people like you, there would be less people
• Now It Can Be Told: Devo At The Palace 12/9/88
• If anything were different, everything would be different
• Life without music would be a mistake
• He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
• Have we done enough to be saved?
• The Let's Just Be Friends Shack
• The Let's Be Secret Friends Shack
• Having the courage to be an absolute nobody
• This would be easier if we did it backwards
• For Nicholas, wherever he might be now
• if i'm right, you'll be here to read this any day now
• I figured things would be okay once the werewolf started to cry
• This would be so dirty if we weren't all professionals
• Can't we all just be friends?
• Don't ever lie. If you lie to your friends, they won't trust you, and you'll have nothing, and you'll never be safe.
• It would be a less interesting world if we all walked and skipped alike, and never fell from bicycles.
• Laugh now, because tomorrow I will be ten stories tall and I could just step on you if I want
• Can the Cross be Saved?
• The next time they would come, I would not be here.
• how many bird nests would be made from her lovely hair
• If only our tongues were made of glass, how much more careful we would be when we speak.
• for now this is the best that can be done
• Sushi would be what sophisticated human aliens would eat.
• All My Friends Are Going to Be Strangers
• now, when it's nearly impossible to get lost and twice as impossible not to be found
• What tasty food would be distusting if eaten over rice?
• That Would Be Enough
• Be the monstrous wave of despair and destruction you want to see in the world
• what would it take to be serene again?
• If I was the ocean, what would you be to me?
• grumbling dissertation on how everything would be much better if it all were to explode
• Where would America be without Canada?
• Let's just be friends
• Can we still be friends?
• Real hackers start their own IRC networks so that they can't be traced by the FBI
• The Man Who Would Be King
• Having sex in the shower ought to be outlawed
• I'm trying to see little old ladies as versions of my mom; it helps me be a better person
• If God did not exist, it would be necessary to invent him
• The Filesystem That Would Be King
• "Let's just be friends" does not give you permission to stalk me
• Pretending to be someone else online and talking to your real-life friends
• We knew there would be kissing, and breasts
• Why don't you just rip my heart out, it would be quicker and less painful
• Now this is the way the Internet is supposed to be!
• I always knew I would have a 21st birthday but I never thought I'd be 21
• Some moments seem too perfect to be real
• The Ten Commandments revised
• I ought to be grateful, but instead I'm angry
• I will go. I shall go. I'll see where the end may be.
• That I Would Be Good
• Choose your next witticism carefully Mr. Bond; it may be your last
• A whimper would be fine
• If voting changed anything, they would make it illegal
• If not voting could change the system it would be illegal
• Any fool with a dick can make a baby but it takes a real man to be a father
• The best kind of bartender
• Trying to be friends
• If language were liquid, it would be rushing in
• The world would be in much better shape if our leaders were hamsters
• If you loved her, you'd be home by now
• Oh sneff, will you be my cook, my thief, my wife, and my lover?
• I couldn't possibly be the only one who doesn't see empathy as a curse
• Why Can't We Be Friends?
• In the future, hairstyles will be just like they are now
• Without chemicals, life itself would be impossible
• Why would a lapsed Catholic want to be married in the church?
• Maybe when we drown the fish will be our friends
• Father, can I be the dawn now?
• Darkness Be My Friend
• Microsoft's ActiveX idea, it must now be conceded, is a bad thing.
• I can never be sure if it was real or just another illusion
• Really quick (I really can't be bothered to cook now) dinners
• Oh be a fine girl kiss me right now sweetheart
• When did you choose to be left-handed?
• If you were a perfume, your name would be "Butterflies"
• If I'd have shot her when I met her, I'd be out of jail by now.
• Things I would be interested in seeing used in a literary context
• Linux would be dead without Windows
• Don't trust Elves; they may want to be your friends
• I hate you, or why we cannot be friends
• If I had called you, would you still be dead?
• If all you did was node, your writeups wouldn't be very interesting, would they?
• You are judged by the God that you choose to be judged by
• people who were not to be trifled with; people who would dance, and had no notion of walking
• it would be hilarious if only
• If I was any good at this, I would be getting paid
• Tell me what's real and I'll learn to be happy
• One day, E2 will attain sentience. And I'll be there to see it.
• I set the alarm clock anyway, knowing I would be up all night
• If you lived here, you'd be home now
• If we define things as unreal, they may still be real in their consequences
• he thought it would be great fun to conquer the world
• I want the real you - not this superficial being you pretend to be
• It is not known why a goose would be used in this manner
• Your noise would not be missed here.
• This world might be saved, if only for the children
• I don't see Heinlein writing books proposing that only farmers should be allowed to vote
• I thought that I wanted this. I didn't realize it would be so hollow
• Sorrier than I ever thought I would be
• Reasons why I am ecstatic to be alive right now
• Be Here Now
• Soldiers who wish to be a hero

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