Findings:
- And then they came for me, but the bridge would not ignite.
- Thinking you know more about computers than the tech you just called
- People tell us who they are, but we ignore it, because we want them to be who we want them to be.
- I really came to understand that they were just real people who wanted to live real lives and be treated equally as opposed to, for example, wanting to destroy us.
- you can give up, but there will always be those who do not
- They try to be quiet but you know they are there with their weird coppery breath.
- The Firestone dealership was full to the brim with cars. But I reasoned I would need a boat, since my desire was to go to Ireland. Just then a harsh reminder surfaced; water is expensive in hell.
- But, my dear sir, if you educate them, they will no longer be Baptists
- every horse can be tamed by someone. but they don't always live at the same time.
- Of course they want to come here. Who doesn't? Besides the people from Los Angeles, but we don't speak of them.
- If there were more people like you, there would be less people
- If there were more people like you, there would be more people
- We do what we do because of who we are. If we did otherwise, we would not be ourselves.
- people do, on the whole, have the right to be who they want to be
- he thought it would be great fun to conquer the world
- The Man Who Would Be King
- I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I took an arrow to the knee
- For every rich man who tries to leave this world for a better one with his fancy tomb surrounded by mourners, there are many more who perish alone in the cold, forgotten by all but God.
- but my dreams, they aren't as empty as my conscience seems to be
- I always knew I would have a 21st birthday but I never thought I'd be 21
- They knew what our pain would be.
- there are people who are gone but wanted me to be happy
- people who were not to be trifled with; people who would dance, and had no notion of walking
- If all you did was node, your writeups wouldn't be very interesting, would they?
- Pirates and ninjas: why they should be friends but can't be
- The Ten Commandments revised
- when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
- I Would Be Content To Live For But A Day
- play dumb
- The next time they would come, I would not be here.
- Would you be more of a Jekyll or a Hyde?
- It's too bad she won't live. But then again, who does?
- they tell you to be your true self. to never give up on who you are. they don't know who i am.
- But what kind of violence would not be natural? Is not cruelty natural?
- If everyone had a flower instead of a gun, there would be no more war
- if everyone were 10% more good, there would be a 90% reduction in evil
- it would be in everybody’s best interest if there were more creative and critical thinkers analyzing the situation and broadcasting their observations
- 1991-96 were more fun years, but I'll likely get more accomplished in the year 2000 alone
- If only our tongues were made of glass, how much more careful we would be when we speak.
- Who is more likely to be color-blind, men or women?
- Men are designed to be good hunters, but it's women who are born killers
- She may be pretty and have more money than me but she doesn't write songs about you.
- They Might Be Giants
- Open source cars would be doing 200 mpg by now
- One more robot learns to be something more than a machine.
- I couldn't possibly be the only one who doesn't see empathy as a curse
- Any fool with a dick can make a baby but it takes a real man to be a father
- There will be no more stories to read
- I've read books so I know things that sound like they could be true
- Sorrier than I ever thought I would be
- A child who will clearly grow up to be as demented as me
- Mind without body
- Why would a lapsed Catholic want to be married in the church?
- Who Wants to Be a Millionaire Game at McDonald's
- eternity would be boring
- it would be hilarious if only
- He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
- taters haster be peelt an' boilt fore they kin be masht an' et
- The sky will hold them. They will be an ocean apart.
- It is not known why a goose would be used in this manner
- They will not be named!
- I never thought it would be like this
- Where have my wings gone? They are hidden, embarrassed to be seen.
- You may be a noder, but you ain't no dancer
- Who Will Be There
- Starving in the greenhouse
- What's it going to be then, eh?
- In the future, hairstyles will be just like they are now
- Who Wants to be a Millionaire?
- Why Descartes should be Resurrected and then Shot
- Who Wants to be the Next US President?!
- If anything were different, everything would be different
- Beautiful things should be left alone lest they become just another thing that we should throw away.
- Life without music would be a mistake
- Linux would be dead without Windows
- I may be cold and calculating, but that doesn't make me a computer
- If I was the ocean, what would you be to me?
- Nothing could possibly be more satisfactory!
- The video cuts out here; nothing more can be determined from the tape.
- The man who refused to be King
- This would be so dirty if we weren't all professionals
- If I was any good at this, I would be getting paid
- On two concert, I'm shootive collective photo but small, fat, bald headed technologist be insane
- I think people would rather be happy than virtuous
- 'C' may be for cookie, but that's not good enough for me, dammit!
- If people weren't meant to be eaten, they wouldn't be made of meat!
- If language were liquid, it would be rushing in
- There shall be no more cakes and ale?
- The Scots Confession: Chapter 18
- How to be a moron in any city but Baltimore
- WARNING: Noders May Not Be What They Seem to Be
- There need to be more powers
- Religion doesn't allow me to be who I am
- A whimper would be fine
- Why Star Trek: Series V would be a bad thing
- He may be a son-of-a-bitch, but he is our son-of-a-bitch
- We try to be friendly here. Those who are not friendly will be shot.
- The Enigmatic Head of They Might Be Giants
- If you were a perfume, your name would be "Butterflies"
- How can something be more beautiful than it is?
- What would existence be like for a child born with no senses?
- If you tolerate this piss then your bitter will be next
- You meant for this node to be read by me, and I would like to respond
- Things never were what they used to be
- If not for bras there would be far too little between men and breasts.
- Unraveling things you would never be able to say with words.
- Don't trust Elves; they may want to be your friends
- There's got to be a way to make it sweeter, a little more like lemon meringue
- I wanted nothing more than for the ocean to be calm and still
- They be killin' some hog over thar'.....
- They say the prettiest girls get to be angels
- Those Who Must Be Kept
- Your noise would not be missed here.
- Well if it's gonna be THAT kinda party, then I'm gonna stick my dick in the mashed potatoes!
- I thought that I wanted this. I didn't realize it would be so hollow
- If voting changed anything, they would make it illegal
- If not voting could change the system it would be illegal
- When the seagulls follow the trawler, it is because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea.
- The best kind of bartender
- Life must be lived forward, but it can only be appreciated sideways
- Statements that would be shocking to people living in 1985
- Could you be any more of a poseur? 'Changes' was a best-of!
- "Life" appears to be a zero-sum structure, but we're running the numbers again
- We used to be more in sync
- And then Satan said, Let there be cricket ball.
- Hot pursuit
- Why people who get the wrong number make it out to be your fault
- If God did not exist, it would be necessary to invent him
- And it's one more good thing that will never be again
- The Filesystem That Would Be King
- It is never too late to be what you would have been
- This guy in the computer lab who looks like he should be a doctor
- Never Again Would Birds' Song Be the Same
- Most adults forget what it was like to be a child once they hit a certain age
- I may be a trenchie bitch, but you forget we wear combat boots!
- if I can't be with you, then I'll write about you, or I'll write about something else
- How to approach a developer who may well be working and ask him a question
- I'm gonna be sad and then I want you to make me laugh
- I ought to be grateful, but instead I'm angry
- You find yourself being chased not only by the bad guys, but also by what should be the good guys
- Think no more, lad; laugh, be jolly
- In a world of blind people, c would be the speed of sound
- Wouldn't it be wonderful if everyone renounced violence forever?
- This Star Wars sheet may be worth something, but I just need a tablecloth
- Don't want to be lonely no more
- I want it to be more like the things I write
- Just to see what it would be like
- I may be young, but I'm not naive
- To all the cold people who want to be warm again
- Recessive traits aren't what they used to be
- Let him who is without sin among you be the first to cast a stone
- Without chemicals, life itself would be impossible
- It ought to be broad daylight, but the shadow that envelops the story shows no signs of brightening
- It is not our noise at all, but we are lucky to be listening
- Whatever you do will be insignificant, but it is very important that you do it
- Whoever said lectures should be interesting?
- I don't want to be a weeping mass of emotion, but I am
- That I Would Be Good
- There are times when they seem to be right
- Might be like leftovers. Would not taste the same, however sweet.
- I may be lying in the gutter, but I am looking up at the stars
- Now he can be loved. Now he is no more.
- It's not that we're more attractive in the darkness or that one of us may be drunk
- I set the alarm clock anyway, knowing I would be up all night
- Whoso would be a man must be a nonconformist
- Soldiers who wish to be a hero
- Authors who refuse to be photographed
- Those who are as a light in the darkness shall ever be troubled by moths
- We couldn't be anywhere else but here
- Spikey the Werm may be a Werm, but he's got quite an imagination nonetheless!
- I assumed we would not even be friends
- A kiss may not be the truth, but it is what we wish were true
- How to get Apache to be a bit more secretive
- Inability to decide on what your morals and values should be
- The Bus Driver Who Wanted to be God
- English may be a "living language," but Latin is not -- so get it right.
- Not to die but to be reborn...
- I will make your oppressors eat their own flesh and they shall be drunk with their own blood like wine
- I wish I knew how it would feel to be free
- If we define things as unreal, they may still be real in their consequences
- Who Will Survive, and What Will Be Left of Them?
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