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• For one moment, it is more important to take in the spectacular than to worry about the pressing business of staying alive.
• She may be pretty and have more money than me but she doesn't write songs about you.
• I wanted nothing more than for the ocean to be calm and still
• There's more of gravy than of grave about you
• I am in love with so much more than your body heat, but let's start there
• What I really want is for my troubles to be a puddle on your shoulder
• One more robot learns to be something more than a machine.
• More to be pitied than scolded
• you won't be more gone than you are now
• Talking about money is more taboo than talking about sex
• sometimes i worry that the more i learn about the world, the less i am myself
• Bragging about a high IQ is way worse than bragging about having a large dick. The latter can at least be demonstrably used for something and be put to good use.
• "By their very nature, negatives ought to be more abstract {than positives}."
• I am more than the impulse to be seen
• Let me fall until I believe, you're more than the leaves
• Foam on the tide is no more or less real than the sea, it simply is, was, will be
• Being accurate about the small things is more important than getting the story fundamentally right
• This place needs more actual nodes about necromancy. Let's begin.
• "What *should* we be worried about?"; or how too many cooks make a statistically average soup
• The vanity of a woman demands that a man be more than a happy husband
• How can something be more beautiful than it is?
• There's nothing more annoying than to try to rebel against someone who's totally supportive about whatever you want to do
• Don't Worry About the Government
• Taking a wrong turn in Connecticut can be worse than you think
• Let's Talk About Feelings
• Hey, stranger. I worry about you.
• Prepare me a ship of which the half-rotten timbers shall be painted black, let the sails be in rags, and the sailors infirm and sickly
• "Let's just be friends" does not give you permission to stalk me
• Why worry about Armageddon?
• Could you be any more of a poseur? 'Changes' was a best-of!
• let them be your power
• The journey will be worth it when you achieve something greater than what harmed you through the journey
• Let it never be said I slept through it. I never sleep
• It's better to be hated than ignored
• Rebeca Martinez
• I will be the first thing you will be thinking about after you wake
• Let's Make Up and Be Friendly
• Let there be another next time
• the more realistic we are, the happier we'll be
• Don't be a monkey. Let go of the banana.
• Just Fifteen More Minutes, Honest... (e2poll)
• If there were more people like you, there would be more people
• When I look into her eyes, I no longer care about what the world thinks. This is what it feels like to be alive.
• More about Houston, in the form of a love letter
• We worried about the fire and the night
• It's hard to be enthusiastic about reading and books with someone that openly admits to being a bad reader
• If I could be anything I'd be water and I'd be wild about it.
• Let me be a martyr, dammit!
• Never be the first to let go
• Let's Not Shit Ourselves (To Love And To Be Loved)
• Leaves of three, let it be
• If God was willing to let it be
• If everyone had a flower instead of a gun, there would be no more war
• Worry not about the cars that go by
• The Saudis were terrified that someone was going to be a better Muslim than they were
• How to be a more productive writer
• let me be your first upvote
• Let us be our own pornographers
• you make my life a little harder than it has to be
• I worry that no matter how hard I pray, you'll always be just out of my reach
• let's be real
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• This place needs more actual users. Let's begin.
• if everyone were 10% more good, there would be a 90% reduction in evil
• If the earth won't be still, than I will.
• Unborn to-morrow and dead yesterday, why fret about them if today be sweet!
• You shouldn't let poets lie to you about electronics
• Let go and forget about it
• painting yourself into a corner today is better than spending a week thinking about painting
• let me tell you something about ghosts
• i don't spend a lot of time thinking about what it feels like to be gored by a chainsaw
• If there were more people like you, there would be less people
• Let me create a cryptic nodeshell about this conversation
• I was wrong about the color changing; your eyes are brown
• How to speak about women and be politically incorrect
• Be honest with yourself
• There shall be no more cakes and ale?
• I think people would rather be happy than virtuous
• Let him who is without sin among you be the first to cast a stone
• Don't want to be lonely no more
• And Man Said, "Let There Be God."
• play dumb
• to be honest
• If there were a slight, let it be fulsome
• Let Us Be Merry Before We Go
• Let It Be... Naked
• How to get Apache to be a bit more secretive
• she's the reason the dust i finally leave will be better than the dust i came from
• What can be better than that?
• If the path be beautiful, let us not ask where it leads
• Forget what you think you know about the opposite sex
• My Love Is Higher Than Your Assessment of What My Love Could Be
• Let Me Be Your Shelter
• We used to be more in sync
• You sad cookie, you CARE more about filthy rich pretty people you'll never meet
• Let It Be (user)
• If only our tongues were made of glass, how much more careful we would be when we speak.
• let the memories be good for those who stay
• Unloved, yeah. But I'd rather be cursed than poisoned.
• Would you be more of a Jekyll or a Hyde?
• Together, we will be the oil drifts under the sea during the next incarnation of civilization
• My subconscious is much smarter than I will ever be
• Let be be finale of seem
• I'd rather be lost than be where you call home
• I don't acknowledge your existence either. Don't worry about it.
• It did not get nicer, but it sure got a hell of a lot more honest
• More Songs About Buildings and Food
• When it is easier to let it happen than to fight it
• This place needs more actual content. Let's begin.
• If you budget one more year for this behaviour, it will certainly be the last year of your life
• It is far better to be bored by somebody else than to be bored by oneself.
• The more I learn about photography the less I want to know
• let me tell you about this friend of mine
• The only thing to be truthfully said about tomorrow is that it changes everything
• Let's talk about the end of the world as we know it
• Big Book Chapter Three: More About Alcoholism
• As long as we have the purple berries we needn't worry about our size.
• Notes on What's What and on What it Might be Reasonable to do about Whats What
• Someday my life will be interesting, and I will come back and tell you about it then
• this was supposed to be a parable about the power of the imagination
• i do not worry about
• if I can't be with you, then I'll write about you, or I'll write about something else
• If they can get you asking the wrong questions, they don't have to worry about answers.
• I Know More About Nancy Sinatra
• This is how it appears on Wikipedia and they tend to be somewhat anal about grammar, so I'm trusting this is correct
• there must be something positive about this; I just can't think of it at the moment
• Until I die there will be sounds. And they will continue following my death. One need not fear about the future of music.
• It's hard to be enthusiastic about music with someone who physically sneered at Hamilton
• I want to learn more about Islam
• The Let's Just Be Friends Shack
• Let's forget about the tongue-tied lightning
• Nothing to worry about here! though It will come after a while.
• Nothing new about Ancient Greece will be learned until the Vatican is plundered
• It's better to be solitary than with incompatible people
• Thinking you know more about computers than the tech you just called
• It's better to be alone than to wish you were
• It's better to be lonely than to be with inferior people
• to live outside the law you must be honest
• Think no more, lad; laugh, be jolly
• Someday we will all be crude oil and diamonds
• And it's one more good thing that will never be again
• Who is more likely to be color-blind, men or women?
• I want it to be more like the things I write
• Be something... be anything other than this
• Let's just be friends
• Let It Be
• It's not that we're more attractive in the darkness or that one of us may be drunk
• I have more stories about trains for you
• Now he can be loved. Now he is no more.
• Let me be your fantasy
• The guy who may as well already be dead and therefore doesn't care about the consequences of his actions and is able to move with perfect freedom for the remainder of what will likely be a tragically short life
• It's better to be heartbroken than to have a heart not worth breaking
• If the field of AI had tried building footballers rather than chess players, how might it be different today?
• Let's Be Childish
• The cigarette between your fingers seems to be burning slower than normal.
• Don't worry, Be Happy!
• let bygones be bygones
• Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
• Let my armies be the rocks and the trees and the birds in the sky
• The Thing that Should Not Let it Be
• There need to be more powers
• The Let's Be Secret Friends Shack
• Let's talk about that
• If Huey Lewis Isn't Still Cool Then How Can I Be?
• Nothing could possibly be more satisfactory!
• Sorrier than I ever thought I would be
• And then Satan said, Let there be cricket ball.
• There will be no more stories to read
• Let's be foolish and believe in ridiculous things
• The video cuts out here; nothing more can be determined from the tape.
• There's got to be a way to make it sweeter, a little more like lemon meringue
• Don't let's be beastly to the Germans
• Let That Be Your Last Battlefield
• Why noding about your personal life can be a bad idea

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