Findings:

• What if Heraclides had never been born?
• What is Heraclides had never been born?
• What if I had never met you? How much the poorer would my life have been.
• and then, one morning, I realised I had been an adult for a while
• I had no idea what he thought about me.
• Some of Us Had Been Threatening Our Friend Colby
• She had become a mutton for punishment and he was a wolf
• King George he had a Date
• He had a prison of brass built in the hole, and then, when it was finished, he locked up his daughter
• Never Knowing Quite What I Had
• Never Had It So Good
• This is a story I wish I had been able to write. Hope you like it.
• The Story of Jason Squiff and Why He Had a Popcorn Hat, Popcorn Mittens and Popcorn Shoes
• I coulda had class. I coulda been a contender.
• He Had Not Where To Lay His Head
• As if we had been sitting next to each other for years
• She had never kissed someone so old.
• The things we always thought, yet never had the courage to speak
• You've never had it so good
• How many a dispute could have been deflated into a single paragraph if the disputants had dared to define their terms.
• Would I have hid myself away if I had known I'd never be found?
• He had fallen in love, but I'm pretty sure the hellhound was only in it for the belly rubs
• Amakuni once drew an old sword of his from a box, suddenly overjoyed by something he had cast aside.
• It would have been an excellent story but I had to get off the train
• The Little Girl that Had Been Dead for a Hundred Years
• he had a dream
• They had been expecting me
• Gene Simmons Never Had a PC
• The death of a man I had never known
• When you had left our pirate fold
• The real horror was not what had been redacted, but the reasons why.
• Life had been an opportunity lost
• These are the memories I never had
• I had never known someone whose death was imminent
• I had been hungry all the years
• If you're not sure whether or not you've been had, then you've already been had.
• I'd love you if I'd never been born
• And only those who had been there knew the whole truth.
• If a frog had wings, he wouldn't kick his tail when he jumped
• He had something to say. He said it.
• I wasn't born here, I had to learn to use the metro
• Dr. Frankenstein never had a lab assistant named Igor
• But if life were only moments, then you'd never know you had one
• He had a life before he met you, you know
• She disappeared as if he had only dreamed her
• Milk left on the counter overnight turned sour. She had turned as well.
• It never hurts to give thanks to the broken ones you had to use to build your ladder.
• I wish I had been told what Schrödinger really meant
• had Orpheus been a gentleman
• We kissed like we had never tasted lips
• They had left, but her mascara kept running
• And then wings sprouted from the space between my shoulders where my wings had once been
• If it had been able to, the light would have smiled
• How many lives could have been saved had we just said "Please" more often?
• The Message of King Sakis and the Legend of the Twelve Dreams He Had in One Night
• The best I never had
• If I had a monkey, I'd give it a gun
• If I Had $1000000
• I've had better hugs from wind gusts and dead people
• Grammatical and syntactic puzzles
• a leg had bared itself
• If we had a more developed tailbone, would we wag our tail?
• If I had a rocket launcher, some son of a bitch would pay!
• You had better...!!!
• We had to go away ... and dream it all up again
• Belshazzar Had a Letter
• The seizure I had last night
• I had pleasant times as well
• Jobs I've Had
• If you had to become deaf or blind...
• had a few
• You should have killed me when you had the chance
• Opening the cold vats, we saw what we had done
• Evolution has never been observed
• Miss Polly had a dolly
• Phone books have never been this exciting!
• America if I only had the money. Here are your new commercials:
• We have had enough of your beige
• Canon CAT
• I Had Trouble in Getting to Solla Sollew
• I have never been sure that you knew quite how much I loved you
• The "How many partners have you had" question
• Why couldn't it have been an action picture that had just started?
• the dexterity of one who had smoked for years
• If I had the nerve, I would ask you
• Romeo and Juliet had it easy
• Neatest trip I've had
• Al Capone had soup kitchens
• Why Kurt had to go out the window
• The Boy Who Had Everything
• A preview of a movie you had already seen
• The Girl Who Had Everything
• What kind of year have YOU had?
• If you had swerved a little to the right, you'd have missed it
• You know what? I've had it up to here with "Trix are for kids!" Give the rabbit a fucking bowl of cereal, you dick!
• I thought I had some great insight into human nature, but I didn't
• If I Had the World to Give
• I have had enough of Survivor
• boss i wish you had told me
• I Had No Time to Hate, Because
• I had names for all of those places, but I can't remember them
• We had to destroy _____ in order to save it
• If I only had a brain
• Why I've never been ice skating
• You have had sex with all the people your partner has had sex with
• Until today, it really pissed me off that I'd become this totally centered Zen Master and nobody had noticed
• Sweet 16 and never been kissed
• Questions I have had today
• What the Institute for Motivational Development had to say about me
• i had a dream about the future
• All Girls Should Have Been Born Blonde
• If everyone had a flower instead of a gun, there would be no more war
• I was a young boy that had big plans
• I wish I had the magic words that could take pain away
• I had to bury the cat somewhere....
• I Had No Right
• You couldn't fool your mother on the foolingest day of your life even if you had an electrified fooling machine!
• I, though I brought no fuel, had desire
• Miss Lucy Had a Baby
• Never been to Woonsocket, never been to Spain
• The South had the right to secede from the Union
• How does the Military Selective Service Act apply to individuals who have had a sex change?
• I wish I had something worth hiding
• Don Quixote had his windmills, I have my helicopters
• The Scots Confession: Chapter 7
• What the Wizard had to say.
• If I Had Known
• She was thinking of a boy in California who had a couch and a job
• Because I've never been able to make anything beautiful
• The best tuna fish sandwich I've ever had
• I had a wheelbarrow, the wheel fell off
• I don't think I realized what I had gotten myself into, but it seemed like the potential for fun and insanity were there in equal parts
• Things that have never been said in the entire history of man
• Comfort to a Youth that had lost his Love
• a man who had fallen among thieves
• They Had No Poet
• The flowers of our love had died under the hot sun of time
• Houston, we've had a problem
• She bought a new smile every week when we first started seeing each other. Then I had to buy them.
• I just had this thought of summer past
• Never Been Kissed
• had
• If I had a nickel...
• Karl Marx must have had a lousy job
• I Wish I Had Duck Feet
• I had an Everything dream an hour ago
• It's been years since we were born
• What I Didn't Learn in Church Last Sunday (and wish I had)
• Oh My! I had an Everything Dream!
• The best teacher I ever had
• Mary Had a Little Lamb
• If I Had My Life To Live Over
• if I had my druthers
• Meanwhile, the PILOT, who has been laughing hysterically through the entire sequence, finally loses it. He falls out of his chair and bangs his head against the panel, causing the ship to lose control and crash into a nearby planet
• Miss Lucy had a Steamboat
• This is just pure cool! It's cryptic, mystical, lovely. I had no choice!
• If your life had an accompanying musical score
• A conversation I had with myself once
• How I had a Vision of Lineland
• Was I nearly as anti-consumerism as I had initially thought?
• I had a really good time tonight
• Hey, Mr. DJ, I Thought You Said We Had a Deal
• I Had a Little Nut Tree
• I had my balls shaved
• I may not have had enough of me but I've had enough of you
• Had Gadya
• Things I had not seen before coming to America
• I would have cooled this if you had written it
• love like you've never been hurt
• every statue in town came to life, but they'd been watching long enough to know better than to ever move
• Her Body Had Knots and Hollows
• I am not gay. I have never been gay.
• I wish I had my own orchestra
• I was a bitter, purple-haired fat girl, and I had plenty of male friends
• I Had Always Known
• The nuns had it coming
• Why the record album HAD to give way to the compact disc
• What do you say to someone who has just had an abortion?
• I once had a cavity
• But where the bones had landed, things began to grow
• We had silent conversations
• Eyes that had a way of making time stop
• if you had it as an option, would you take it?
• I had cool friends in high school
• Oceania has never been at war

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