Findings:

• Limiting the number of fuzzy shirts allowed in one room
• Eyes are the windows to the soul, but there are some windows that should never be opened
• It will be a hot day and these two ice cubes. We will melt, become one.
• Any odd number can be expressed as the difference of two perfect squares
• The mailbomb from the Christian Fundamentalists I pissed off should be here any day now
• Should there be a statute of limitations on being a jerk?
• There should be laws requiring electric cars to make the Jetsons flying car noise
• Six reasons -- er, four reasons -- why maybe there could be a (nontheistic) God
• There's a sign on the wall. But she wants to be sure. Cause you know sometimes words have two meanings.
• Top 10 Reasons to Move to Canada Without Electing Any Of These Nitwits
• lest there should be among you a root that beareth gall and wormwood
• If Christianity were true, why would there still be any Jews?
• There will be time
• Two Shall Be Born
• If there were a slight, let it be fulsome
• You will know your action. You are present there, not thinking of somewhere else you ought to be.
• Where's the kaboom?
• Love should not be routine habitual bliss
• Is there any part of you that really wants this? Or is the pursuit like breathing to you?
• There has to be a better way to make human beings
• There ought to be limits to freedom
• On two concert, I'm shootive collective photo but small, fat, bald headed technologist be insane
• On the comet there will be much pie
• Be a problematic duck over there
• Whoever said lectures should be interesting?
• The two most common things to be found on the back of a sci-fi/fantasy novel
• Names that should never be given to important files
• How precious can human life be? There are six billion people on the planet!
• you had to be there
• Any song can be a love song
• Be nice to smokers: any cigarette can be their last
• What engineering textbooks should be like
• We hold these truths to be self-evident
• Two Men Meet, Each Believing the Other to Be of Higher Rank
• And there will be whores and rumors of whores
• Pirates and ninjas: why they should be friends but can't be
• This node should be filled with bees!
• Rebeca Martinez
• I want to be somewhere between two points of nowhere
• Any poet can be a computer. Any computer can be a poet.
• Better, faster, cheaper; pick any two
• Speed limits should be higher for motorcycles
• Children should be seen and not heard
• Your last act as a free man should of course be to burn the scrap of paper
• Should I be happy?
• Things every child should be taught
• Automobile tire pressure
• Maybe That's Just As It Should Be
• These statements have not been evaluated by the Food and Drug Administration. This product is not intended to diagnose, treat, cure or prevent any disease.
• Why Descartes should be Resurrected and then Shot
• Should high school be mandatory?
• Pray ferverently to what gods there be
• How long can any one heart be so confused?
• No threat should be taken lightly
• Any woman who thinks she is pro-life should ask herself
• These trains will be the death of me yet
• throw away words we catch in cages where our hearts should be
• Chalant should be a word!
• There's got to be a way to make it sweeter, a little more like lemon meringue
• Candles should be burned, not dusted
• I secretly admire Cruella De Vil. PETA will be kicking down my door any second.
• Be there or be square
• Why should we be moral?
• There Will Be Blood
• I'm Rudy Giuliani! I was mayor of New York on 9/11! I Should Be The President!
• Sex is terrible and should not be celebrated.
• In such bounty there can be no shortage
• Fellatio and Cunnilingus should be Olympic Events
• There shall be no more cakes and ale?
• all the cute guys will be there
• Sarcasm should be self-sustaining
• Are there any scientific alternatives to evolution?
• We knew there would be kissing, and breasts
• If everyone had a flower instead of a gun, there would be no more war
• If you behave there will be cake for the miscreants we call your brothers
• do not believe that any idea is the end. there is no end to ideas.
• If you don't know where you're going, any path will take you there
• Reasons why your chain may be falling off your bicycle
• I cannot be touched by any of this madness
• Is there any port wine left?
• Any fool with a dick can make a baby but it takes a real man to be a father
• And Man Said, "Let There Be God."
• What is and what should never be
• There will be time, there will be time, to prepare a face to meet the faces that you meet
• Ah, if you should turn out to be a fairy I don't think I'd put you in a jar
• How come there aren't any recreational suppositories?
• Life should be held in much higher regard
• There could still be a reunion of The Band
• How to be a moron in any city but Baltimore
• When, if ever, will there be permanent peace in the Balkans?
• Why some new lovers should be dipped in honey and tied to ant hills
• even though I wouldn't be able to tell you any of this
• why you should never be a referee
• Everything should be made as simple as possible, and not simpler
• I have good reason to be thirsty today
• It should not be this complicated
• They try to be quiet but you know they are there with their weird coppery breath.
• Should copyright laws be revised?
• I climbed the stairs behind him, without any reason to follow
• Every kitchen maid should be able to administer state affairs
• How Can You Be in Two Places at Once When You're Not Anywhere at All?
• There is some place I need to be
• Abbey Road should never be played on random
• there are some things that can only be said at the top of a ferris wheel
• There are times when they seem to be right
• Spiral, spin, ride the whirlwind, knowing when the drumming stops, there will be no second dance
• Any function can be represented as the sum of an even function and an odd one
• Any exercise can be made harder by going slower
• panamaus does the Antipodes, or Get yer shorts on Sydney, there be a NoderParty!
• she's the reason the dust i finally leave will be better than the dust i came from
• There is a space between your shoulders where your wings used to be
• There will never be another you
• The Thing that Should Not Let it Be
• Beautiful things should be left alone lest they become just another thing that we should throw away.
• No one can be in two places at once
• Why aren't there any female Jedi?
• If not for bras there would be far too little between men and breasts.
• It has been claimed that some or all of this article or section is incoherent and not understandable, and should possibly be reworded if the intended meaning can be determined
• And then Satan said, Let there be cricket ball.
• One day, E2 will attain sentience. And I'll be there to see it.
• There will be no more stories to read
• You Should Be Sober
• Jurph should not be allowed to play with fireworks
• Lame fuckwit who should be shot for wasting valuable bandwidth
• there was more poetry in her shopping lists than in any of my rhymes
• The serpent was in the garden again, but there weren't any apples left in the tree, so I figured things were cool.
• If there were more people like you, there would be less people
• There need to be better terms in English for "significant others"
• You will be advanced socially, without any special effort on your part
• Reasons why I am ecstatic to be alive right now
• Inability to decide on what your morals and values should be
• good reasons to be content
• My nose is producing fluorescent'y substances, should I be concerned?
• Should I be sorry?
• I should be able to remember your face
• Moments such as these are superfluous to my life; nevertheless, they deserve to be remembered.
• If you know a religion to be false, should you tell its followers?
• Funerals should be a celebration
• Proof that any filter can be extended to an ultrafilter
• There will be nobody there to shed a tear
• car fog lamps should be coin-operated
• Should anyone be allowed to vote?
• The way the music industry SHOULD be
• I should be running in the sunshine
• Food should not be luminous
• If I was any good at this, I would be getting paid
• Eating meat should be as conscious a decision as not eating it
• After today, for two people, the world will never be the same
• There can be only one
• All hardware should be emulated in software
• This guy in the computer lab who looks like he should be a doctor
• stupidity should be painful
• Farmers' Market
• You find yourself being chased not only by the bad guys, but also by what should be the good guys
• Laundry should be free
• Who Will Be There
• Artificial intelligence should not be a substitute for real stupidity
• I'd already be a Buddhist if it weren't for all these damn spiders
• Daylight Savings Time should be ended
• People in prison should be treated like animals
• Software Engineering should be considered a contact sport
• Why potheads should be eliminated
• Could you be any more of a poseur? 'Changes' was a best-of!
• There was never supposed to be an Episode 7, 8, or 9
• if i'm right, you'll be here to read this any day now
• One should be careful to whom he gives the finger
• There need to be more powers
• Some things that fly there be
• there aren't any stars because we haven't created them yet

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