Findings:

• If there were more people like you, there would be more people
• If Christianity were true, why would there still be any Jews?
• when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
• grumbling dissertation on how everything would be much better if it all were to explode
• If there were more people like you, there would be less people
• If anything were different, everything would be different
• If I were Twenty-One I would be happy
• It was something that sand out while burning itself up, at the risk that nothing would be left.
• if everyone were 10% more good, there would be a 90% reduction in evil
• If you were a vegetable, what kind of vegetable would you be? (registry)
• If All Men Were Brothers, Would You Let One Marry Your Sister?
• If language were liquid, it would be rushing in
• people who were not to be trifled with; people who would dance, and had no notion of walking
• it would be in everybody’s best interest if there were more creative and critical thinkers analyzing the situation and broadcasting their observations
• If only our tongues were made of glass, how much more careful we would be when we speak.
• If I were Twenty-One I would determine, even if I could never be anything else in the world, that I would be a thoroughbred
• It was something that sang out while burning itself up, at the risk that nothing would be left.
• If we were all part of one big television show, seriously, you'd be a poorly written character
• Why nothing would change if Ralph Nader were elected
• It's not that we're more attractive in the darkness or that one of us may be drunk
• If you were a perfume, your name would be "Butterflies"
• The world would be in much better shape if our leaders were hamsters
• Don't ever lie. If you lie to your friends, they won't trust you, and you'll have nothing, and you'll never be safe.
• Nothing is too wonderful to be true
• That I Would Be Good
• The easier option would just be to electroplate the chicken.
• And those who were seen dancing were thought to be insane by those who could not hear the music
• If God did not exist, it would be necessary to invent him
• This would be so dirty if we weren't all professionals
• Unraveling things you would never be able to say with words.
• Any function can be represented as the sum of an even function and an odd one
• Without chemicals, life itself would be impossible
• It costs me nothing to be considerate
• I Would Be Content To Live For But A Day
• Six Inches Is Nothing To Be Ashamed Of
• eternity would be boring
• Nothing could be close to quite like this
• Sushi would be what sophisticated human aliens would eat.
• Mandy would be happy if i died
• Statements that would be shocking to people living in 1995
• if I could play god there'd be one less child abuser
• Where the fear has gone there will be nothing. Only I will remain.
• I never thought it would be like this
• Statements that would be shocking to people living in 1795
• The Filesystem That Would Be King
• Why Star Trek: Series V would be a bad thing
• It will be a hot day and these two ice cubes. We will melt, become one.
• What would existence be like for a child born with no senses?
• You meant for this node to be read by me, and I would like to respond
• If you have to scream to be heard, you have nothing profound to say
• To sit with a dog on a hillside on a glorious afternoon is to be back in Eden, where doing nothing was not boring - it was peace.
• If ifs and ands were pots and pans there'd be no work for tinkers
• Where we're headed, you'll be looking backwards
• Your noise would not be missed here.
• Linux would be dead without Windows
• I'm straight, but you might be the one
• If you take me home tonight I know that we will kiss, and one of us will fall in love and it will be a mess.
• Once upon a time, I imagined she would be a river
• I Do Not Want To Be One Of Those People
• If poetry could describe the way you make me feel, poetry would be illegal. Or anyway I might get arrested.
• Imagine how the world would be if only wrecking balls could destroy flowers
• But what kind of violence would not be natural? Is not cruelty natural?
• pity be for those with one thing to say
• Would I have hid myself away if I had known I'd never be found?
• If everyone had a flower instead of a gun, there would be no more war
• Nothing new about Ancient Greece will be learned until the Vatican is plundered
• Mind without body
• That would be me
• After this, everything got louder and no one could be heard
• One should be careful to whom he gives the finger
• A kiss may not be the truth, but it is what we wish were true
• No One Here Is Ever Going to be President: Noders raise things in the city where things fall down
• I set the alarm clock anyway, knowing I would be up all night
• No one can be unhappy with a fresh box of crayons
• I couldn't possibly be the only one who doesn't see empathy as a curse
• Just to see what it would be like
• Sometimes friendships were meant to be destroyed
• I'm not one to be had for the wanting, Sir
• I wish I knew how it would feel to be free
• He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
• Open source cars would be doing 200 mpg by now
• Life without music would be a mistake
• The music makes one's blood boil and long to be in some obscure, untamed place with the one you love
• "Life" appears to be a zero-sum structure, but we're running the numbers again
• The video cuts out here; nothing more can be determined from the tape.
• A Scene That, To Understand, One Must Be A Led Zeppelin Fan
• Maybe even this will one day be pleasant to recall
• Would you take your shoes back now, i think I know what it is like to be you.
• The next time they would come, I would not be here.
• Things never were what they used to be
• We shall be nothing a hundred years hence
• Although you are right, you were wrong to be confident
• what would it take to be serene again?
• They left the streets stained with blood, and their howling could be heard long after they were gone
• Friend, you have a lot to learn if you think loving me would be a bad idea.
• how many bird nests would be made from her lovely hair
• Would you be more of a Jekyll or a Hyde?
• That Would Be Enough
• What tasty food would be distusting if eaten over rice?
• The Ten Commandments revised
• How long can any one heart be so confused?
• One Day I Will Be The Summer
• it wouldn't be so bad if people like you would have become ghosts too
• The total sum of all things would be zero if it was not for love
• If voting changed anything, they would make it illegal
• If not voting could change the system it would be illegal
• If you would be so kind
• The best kind of bartender
• We're supposed to be gone. We're a universe of ghosts.
• We rode around the town late in the evening counting the streetlights to be sure all were burning
• Until I die there will be sounds. And they will continue following my death. One need not fear about the future of music.
• I Was the Girl You Were Told Not to Be
• They knew what our pain would be.
• If you would be seated
• Where would America be without Canada?
• Statements that would be shocking to people living in 1975
• How to be the first one off the line at a 4-way stop sign
• Nothing could be further from the truth
• I'll never be the one to force my parents into an "old age" home
• It is never too late to be what you would have been
• And it's one more good thing that will never be again
• I fear I will be nothing
• Never Again Would Birds' Song Be the Same
• I think people would rather be happy than virtuous
• Things I would be interested in seeing used in a literary context
• How to tell whether a figure can be drawn in one stroke
• The Man Who Would Be King
• It's better to be alone than to wish you were
• If she were an insect, she'd be a moth in search of a flame
• How does it feel to be one of the beautiful people?
• Rules by which a great empire may be reduced to a small one
• Limiting the number of fuzzy shirts allowed in one room
• I assumed we would not even be friends
• A whimper would be fine
• In a world of blind people, c would be the speed of sound
• One need not be a chamber to be haunted
• Boy, I was sure lucky to be born into the one true faith!
• Might be like leftovers. Would not taste the same, however sweet.
• Why would a lapsed Catholic want to be married in the church?
• If there were a slight, let it be fulsome
• I always knew I would have a 21st birthday but I never thought I'd be 21
• This would be easier if we did it backwards
• We'd all be better off if shaking hands were making love, and children were found in the cabbage patch.
• No one can be in two places at once
• I wanted nothing more than for the ocean to be calm and still
• If not for bras there would be far too little between men and breasts.
• Rebeca Martinez
• it would be hilarious if only
• If all you did was node, your writeups wouldn't be very interesting, would they?
• One day, E2 will attain sentience. And I'll be there to see it.
• All the things she had at one point wanted to be
• If I was any good at this, I would be getting paid
• We do what we do because of who we are. If we did otherwise, we would not be ourselves.
• One more robot learns to be something more than a machine.
• You'll be something special one day. And you -- you have to take care of your sister.
• If I was the ocean, what would you be to me?
• Nothing could possibly be more satisfactory!
• Be a model or just look like one
• Speed limits were made to be broken
• he thought it would be great fun to conquer the world
• It is not known why a goose would be used in this manner
• Statements that would be shocking to people living in 1985
• I thought that I wanted this. I didn't realize it would be so hollow
• I figured things would be okay once the werewolf started to cry
• nothing to be done
• The Saudis were terrified that someone was going to be a better Muslim than they were
• Then the walls started to bleed again and I just KNEW I'd be the one cleaning it up.
• No one wants to be a nihilist
• Sorrier than I ever thought I would be
• If I had called you, would you still be dead?
• Why don't you just rip my heart out, it would be quicker and less painful
• Nothing to do, nothing to say, I think I must be dreaming
• nothing true can be said in a single sentence, and anything said in three is a lie
• It would be a less interesting world if we all walked and skipped alike, and never fell from bicycles.
• If we classified ducks as monsters, well, that would be pretty accurate.
• I really came to understand that they were just real people who wanted to live real lives and be treated equally as opposed to, for example, wanting to destroy us.
• No one can be totally logical
• To be hoist by one's own petard

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