Findings:

• I met him two days ago and now he wants to fly me to Peru
• He just wanted to give me something he forgot to give me a long time ago
• I will marry only he who defeats me in battle
• He tells me that I could have his heart and I want to take it right then, slip it into my pocket and run
• She only wants me for tech support
• I don't want my magic anymore. It has only caused me problems.
• I will marry only he who defeats me in Scrabble
• I will marry only he who defeats me in battle.
• I have no proof that he would ever want to kiss or destroy me.
• She only wants me for sex
• Please please please let me get what I want
• I've got $1.19 in change, and it's impossible for me to make change for a dollar
• I have always wanted someone to say to me what you just said
• I'm gonna be sad and then I want you to make me laugh
• You've got to be kidding me
• you tell me i live in a malady called imagination and i only can laugh
• Let me dream if I want to
• Stand up for yourself, OR: How I got the shit kicked out of me
• he calls me monster
• The Tesla Coil made me cry, but I got a free lunch out of it.
• I Don't Know Why You Don't Want Me
• To anyone who this may have hurt, please forgive me. The darkness keeps calling and I must go.
• How Could You Want Him (When You Know You Could Have Me)?
• Please do not bring me flowers
• Somehow he reminds me of my mother
• Please stop annoying me
• Everything got me fired!
• Show me your art and I will consume even the smallest part of you, he said.
• And he noticed my fingers / and asked me if I would play (e2poll)
• she, he, and me
• So then I tried staring into the abyss, but it got distracted by a weasel and ditched me
• Please Please Me
• I Had a Cat and the Cat Pleased Me
• Wake me up if you still want me
• what I want and what is expected of me
• Love only me until we die: marriage among the flatworms
• Don’t worry, this is only a costume that makes me look like an adult
• I wanted you to want me
• Jesus Wants Me for a Sunbeam
• So I was balls deep in the guy's ass that night when he turns to me and asks for a kiss. Damn. What a fag.
• You sly dog! You got me monologuing!
• Please help me!
• I am he as you are he as you are me and we are all together
• Dad, please stop doing user searches on me
• He Read To Me The Picture of Dorian Gray
• Honey, if you love me won't you please please smile?
• He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
• I would like for love not to kill me, please
• Somewhere there's a god who wants me
• let me speak please (user)
• How Do You Want Me?
• Please remember to let me down gently.
• Please eat the last bite of my cookie for me, then?
• You know you want me, baby!
• You only love me for my whitegoods
• Please Don't Spin Me a Yarn: I Live With a Knitter
• I want to be alone until God rips a rib out of my chest and makes me a woman
• Please Don't Bury Me
• You Really Got Me
• I've got the music in me
• listen()
• I got the feeling the Fairy Council was mad at me when the president knocked over her coffee to get a better grip on my neck
• Someone please kill me
• Everybody's Got Something to Hide Except Me and My Monkey
• They want me for a focus group!
• makes me want to be a better hacker
• To me he is a daisy and I keep trying to count his petals
• Why Doesn't He Ask Me to Prom?
• Women want me when I'm taken
• Please don't tell me how to do my job
• Scientology is a wonderful religion that I would never want to sue me
• The Statue Got Me High
• he calls me girly (user)
• Please let me out, I won't do it again
• He has redefined me, again and again
• I want you inside me
• He taught me how to smoke
• You say you want to help me
• For my brother, in the event he finds me
• please forgive me (user)
• February wants me dead
• I'm up, he sees me, I'm down
• The Mobility Divide: or why I want you to give me $20,000 in the 21st century
• It is something very shameful. Please contact me again if I can be of further service.
• Two shadows walk with me as my only allies
• I want the stars so bright they make me breathless
• Looking like a pirate is fun but only having one eye annoys me
• Please tell me it will all be okay.
• Please leave me far away from your nonsense, woman.
• I want you to hit me as hard as you can
• I don't have a life; Everyone else wants to live my life for me
• Please, Call me Honky
• Many girls want to be carnal with me because I am such a premium dancer.
• Please God, make me a stone.
• The one thing I wanted more than anything was for someone, just once, to tell me they don't know what they'd do without me
• Please don't throw me in the briar patch!
• Women only like me for my mind
• please bully me; my life is not shitty enough
• please let me in (user)
• Please, Mister Salesperson, Sell Me a RiscPC
• 5 months with no sex has finally got me in trouble
• Please Kill Me
• Infamy, infamy they've all got it in for me!
• The Decadent Students' Association got me arrested on at least one occasion
• My Daddy used to make me run in rain like this
• Smoke that cigarette fast, baby. You've got less time than me.
• Pleased to Meet Me
• Oh Sensei, will you please cook for me?
• The bastards got me but they won't get everybody
• I Want You to Want Me
• Please stop thanking me for cooling your writeup
• Can someone send me a photo of the server my nodes are on, please?
• Tell me how you want to die, and I'll tell you who you are
• Do you love me now, Daddy? Do you think I'm pretty?
• the unbeatable Squirrel Girl Vol.3, Squirrel, you really got me now
• Please tell me everything, this means you, I am hungry and also
• He loves me, he loves me not
• Chris and What He Untaught Me
• I want your hands on me
• it'd break my heart but if i knew you got away it'd give me peace of mind till the day i die
• He makes me feel alone just by being there
• he touched me then, but I forgot to feel
• they only gave me trouble anyways
• He Hate Me
• Your website makes me want to remove my brain with a rusty spoon
• For my father, in the event he finds me
• I wonder if he ever thinks about me
• My brother never told me not to smoke. He showed me.
• Please don't force your beliefs on me
• Help Me, Daddy
• He brings me books like flowers
• Your God does not make me want to reconsider my thoughts about suicide
• Seven opening lines if he would ever look me in the eye
• He comforted me when he thought I needed it, but never when I really did
• he kissed me for a year and a half
• He that is not with me is against me.
• I fall in love with my migraine, every day he seduces me with a kiss.
• He called me Sarah once
• My crush asked if he could kiss me
• The day he gave me a lift
• he that is not with me is against me
• Only Jesus can judge me
• he tried to kill me with a forklift
• Jesus He Knows Me
• He cries for me, all these years later. He'll never stop 'til I join him in the grave.
• My Mother She Killed Me, My Father He Ate Me
• I had no idea what he thought about me.
• he taught me to fly then took away my sky
• He Never Told Me My Eyes Were Like Diamonds
• "You want to know the only thing you can assume about a broken down old man? It's that he's a survivor."
• I hate you. Please don't leave me.
• Give me a moment, please
• It is safe to say that I'm going to get my payback if he is anything like me.
• He made the stars speak to me in Morse Code
• Get off me Daddy, you're crushin' my cigarettes!
• I remember when it was me who made you want to take over the world and enslave humanity
• Please let me wake up and find myself found
• you can only make me dizzy if you're spinning me in leaves or snowflakes
• "Excuse me, but could you drop your large backpack somewhere else, please?" A (almost) christmas nodermeet in the East End
• Drink to Me Only With Thine Eyes
• I want a slow low hum to rock me to sleep: Tell me your dream
• That which cannot give me everything I might want
• Daddy, stop hitting me and tell me you love me

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